The HighClass Dirtbags Podcast
The HighClass Dirtbags Podcast
EP:66 I'm not a Atheist, I'm A Juiciest (Church Of Jussieism)
ON THIS EPISODE THE GANG BECOME MEMBERS OF JUSSIE SMOLLETS CONGREGATION.
Song Of the show:
This Week on That's a No For Me Dawg:
Would you get shot 9 times in order to be a rap superstar?
Free gas for year or lunch with Kayne
If ya gal ask you to get ya ass waxed would you?
If given the chance would you relive your whole life over?
Would you accept you dream job if it meant not talking to your family for a year?
Magic power for the lost of a sense?
Is it stealing if you eat some grapes before you buy them?
What lengths are you willing to go for the greater good?
You just started dating this women. Had sex and all. And one day she call and say her ex at
This Week On NPOren
Breaking news mr say it again himself sentence to 2 years house arrest after racist dies from one punch
Jussie smoothie
Kanye VS skete Vs kim
Ukrainian president
Weird divorce
Tom Brady unretires man loses 500k investment bc he bought tom Bradys last td ball
Transgender swimmer is ranked number one now
Russians coming from Mexico
Florida's don’t say gay law
No more daylight saving time
Jussie smoothie
Ga passed gun laws
Crown act passes cannot hate on black folks hair
Brittany groaner locked up
Cali coming for chic fil a bc of a traffic
This Week On Guess That Crime:
Sailor kills wife lover when he come home early
MAN KILLS TWO KIDS OVER FACEBOOK POST DISSING HIM
MAN ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO JAIL
(says he was being chased by a man with a gun)
Robbers arrested for butt dialing while breaking into someones house
2 men arrested after getting pulled over and drugs being found in a bag labeled bag full of drugs
You are now listening to the smooth sounds of Dirtbag Radio. That's
SPEAKER_00:enough of
SPEAKER_03:me,
SPEAKER_00:dawg. You can change
SPEAKER_04:your filthy animal. I'll be doing
SPEAKER_02:all my
SPEAKER_04:enemies. Penalty. Then I drink 40s. We'll be right back. Oh. Oh. Keep the change, you filthy animal. That's a no from me, dawg. to my phone, so don't hit me up. Damn. Well, you know who it is, Flamespeed. Flamespeed, he bit you. Your funky dog head bit you. Flamespeed36 on Instagram.
SPEAKER_01:A.K.A. Mr.
SPEAKER_04:That's a no from me, dog.
SPEAKER_01:You're dead. And last. No, the best for last. There we go. Vanessa Williams, though. Drew Lucky. Oren, hi. How you guys doing today? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys say
SPEAKER_04:hi to this one. Say hi to this
SPEAKER_02:one. Hey, we forgot. We have multi-cameras here today. See? Camera one. No, we're going to go camera one, camera two, camera three. That's Remember, two's behind you, three's behind you. Always remember. So when I say one, two, three, camera two, everybody looks.
SPEAKER_04:Wu-Tang is for the kids. We actually rehearsed that, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, man, we pulled it off. But what's up, man? Oh, shit. As always, this is the High Class Dirtbags podcast, man. Let me drop one of those good organic and one of the good computerized. Everybody always say they love that shit, man. They was like, man, organic The organic one is the best, though. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I think it is, man. I think it is. Before we get started, how's everybody been, as always? Everybody doing all right? Great, man. Great. Bless. Healthy. I'm going to say that. Yes. Damn right. Shit happens, but I'm still here. I'm exhausted. I
SPEAKER_02:mean, yeah. I'm happy, healthy, all that jazz, but I've been working up the nights.
SPEAKER_04:Your weekend wasn't no bitch, man. I'm fucking exhausted. You had a tough one. Work? Oh, shit. You had a rough one. Yeah. I felt bad. You too? I mean, I came in on the opposite end on the date. Yeah. So, like, we came in at 6 when they was just about to leave. Damn, it was already. Like, the other day I got up. Y'all didn't leave till 9. I got off work the other day. My girl was getting. I called my mom on the way home. Like,
SPEAKER_02:I just got off work. She's like, oh, I'm going to work.
SPEAKER_04:Damn. Stayed with my girl, everything. How long was that? Like, what, 18 hours or something? It was only like 13 hours, but we got in at like 9 p.m. Y'all was supposed to leave early. You know that. Y'all was supposed to wrap at 6. That's why we got there at 6. Yeah. So, whatever. That's tough. You're still here. That's a tough show. That's tough. I'm in the office working 10 hours a day, man. See, I can see it in your post. Yeah, I'm cooling. Nigga's sticking his tongue out at everybody. Nigga's calling me. Motherfucker's calling me like, yo, you want to go do this? Blah, blah, blah. I'm like, nah, dog. I'm good. I'm just sitting here. I'm cooling. In the indoor. I'm cooling. What the fuck? Shit. Gotcha, bitch. Take advantage. I'm a cooler, man. Same shit. I see Flay's peeping on the basketball court, too. Yeah, man. Trying to get it back in for the summertime hit. You know, it's still smoke if anybody want to get some. Trying to get that bikini body back? No, just a hoop body. I ain't seen no makes. Huh? I ain't seen no makes on that video. Oh, you did see some makes. Nigga, I ain't editing. The mess is out. Nigga, you got to relax. I was like, oh, word? You just going to show the bricks, too, huh? You get a stunt double, a dunk for you? You wanted to know it was real. Like the one on the Michael Jackson? Michael Jordan? Where his mom shows him how to dunk? I just sent that shit to a bunch of people. That was the funniest shit ever. It was a a nigga with a fur on him. Big ass mustache. As long as Michael Jordan mama. That definitely was the wrong start. Yo, that
SPEAKER_02:happened to me yesterday. I don't know how relevant this is to you. No, no. We had like a related story. We had a scene with a white lady and we had like a black stand-in for her. And I didn't know that. So when we actually used the white lady, I didn't have a mark for her because I was just like, oh, it's that mark. I was like, but that's not, you know.
SPEAKER_04:Like,
SPEAKER_02:the doubles were so different that it confused me. For
SPEAKER_04:lighting and camera purposes, you can't really light a black lady for a white lady.
SPEAKER_02:It was like really just kind of threw me off. It reminded me of that
SPEAKER_04:scene. I was like, man. Before we go any further, though, I want to shout out my boy. He on Instagram is YouKnowBo. Y-O-U-K-N-O-B-O. He got his clothing line early February, man. I'm rocking this shit, man. Got the hoodie with the mask already in it. This shit fly. This shit fire. What kind of mask? You know, got the shit in the jungle. You can have it like this. Don't mind us. Is that a
SPEAKER_02:COVID mask or a stick-up mask?
SPEAKER_04:Right now it's fishy. COVID stick-up mask. You make it what you want to make it. The lines are blurred this day and age. My man can't be responsible for anything you do once you put that mask on. Is that
SPEAKER_02:an N95 clothed...
SPEAKER_04:You know what, I think it got something in it. It's kind of like a dual threat. Like, if I want to go in a grocery store, I can be safe. But if I see somebody flossing some money in a grocery store, I can still be safe, pull this up, follow them outside, and yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, I'm convinced motherfuckers act crazy just to get on Atlanta Uncensored.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Now
SPEAKER_04:they do.
SPEAKER_02:Like, seriously, on the way here, I just saw a dude with a sweatshirt like this, mask up, Batman ears on. Like, legitimately, like, the mask, like, he had, like, a Batman top. It was, like, the ears and the thing. He had, like, this kind of, like, built-in hoodie. and he was just dancing on the corner like right off of I-20 exit. And I was just like, he didn't ask for
SPEAKER_04:money. He didn't have like a tip jar. I mean, it's for something. This is a dude that be rapping on the interstate, though. He talking about that boy, Marty Ma, man. Shout out, Marty Ma, man. Shout out, Marty Ma, man. I got a little film, too. I put the camera out on his ass. Only in Atlanta. That nigga be everywhere, though. Everywhere.
SPEAKER_02:In case you guys don't live in, any of our listeners don't live in Atlanta, we live in I would just call it the most Grand Theft Auto city in the country. It's
SPEAKER_04:the closest thing to Grand Theft
SPEAKER_02:Auto. We have shootings on the interstates. It's
SPEAKER_04:the closest thing. All kinds of shit. All kinds of weird shit. Shit go down, man. It goes down. It's the new version. It's Gotham City. Detroit Rock City. Detroit Rock City. Gotham, New Gotham. I wish we had some cool super villains, though. Who? Atlanta. You said you got the one dude who'd be walking around with the... like the Transformer suit? You see him, he always around? Yes, he's actually by my house all the time. Yeah, he always be walking around. I don't think he saves shit, but he just, he got a nice costume. Not all heroes wear Transformer suits. He ain't saving nothing. No? No, I don't know. I think, I'll tell you, the shit you see out here, man, is amazing. Yeah. If it was a real life Joker, he would be here. If it would be anywhere, he'd be here. Because it's a lot of Jokers. Nah, these niggas out here, man, that's why I be like, I was watching the Dark Knight trilogy the other day, man. Just watching it, re-watching it after I went and saw the new Batman. And I was just like, yeah, I could see a lot. I could see why these kids nowadays watch movies and then start growing up doing this shit. Because a lot of these movies now, it ain't like super fragilistic, expialidocious criminals like we grew up with. With Jack Nicholson's Joker. The new criminals in these movies. You can see these niggas. Psychological. They just redid the Joker when it was like a psychological, like he was a mentally ill You know what I'm saying? It's a back story. Somebody put it the best way. Daddy ain't abusing this.
SPEAKER_02:I haven't seen the new one yet, so don't spoil it too much. But somebody put the best, I don't remember if it was a meme or somebody was talking about it, but it was like all of the Batman villains, in comparison to all the other villains, what makes them different is they all look like failed theater students.
SPEAKER_04:They're so dramatic in costumes. And all of them. All of them. Especially when they had Arnold Schwarzenegger playing the bass. No, that one was like when there's Jim Carrey and Arnold. That shit was corny as hell, bro. Even the new Joker. When we got to see Bane and your other homeboy, the other Joker, like the best Joker there was, that was more closely to reality. Bane was rocking a Sherlin, my boy. He was rocking a Sherlin with no shirt underneath, big motherfucker with a mask on. He was still very dramatic. He looked better than, imagine if it was the cartoon. I'm
SPEAKER_02:not
SPEAKER_04:saying that it wasn't. With the onesie. and the fucking luchador mask. That would have been different. Like the one Arnold Schwarzenegger when he had the two boobs. But theater
SPEAKER_02:isn't just Liberace costumes in a sense. This motherfucker was overly dramatic. I was born in the
SPEAKER_04:dark.
SPEAKER_03:He
SPEAKER_04:wasn't even born in the dark. That shit was not overdramatic. It was raw, but it was very theatrical. I was watching that shit, but that shit was kind of cheesy too. Like, I'm not dissing. I'm just saying. You talking about the new one? No, the one with, I just watched it this morning. The one with Tom Hardy. Yeah, it was like. Yeah, yeah. I guess. Yeah, you. Okay, his voice. Yes. He had some bars. He had bars. I didn't like it. I didn't like it. I'm going to break your back. I don't even have to try to make that voice in that movie. He was talking.
SPEAKER_02:I love you. So it's not an insult. I'm just saying it's an observation of, like, you know, like the Avengers, you're basically fighting an old high school football quarterback, you know?
SPEAKER_04:And when you think about the Penguin and you think about... They're all like, yeah. They're not jocks. Even Joker. Even, you know, the Joker we like. You know, he was... He was over the top. Everything was... But then he made it better, bro. I re-watched Heath Ledger's movie last night and... I don't think he overacted at all. No, he was dead on with it, but it was still right in that energy. Fuck y'all, because Jim Carrey was a good Riddler. No, bro. Jim Carrey was jokey as hell, bro. Riddler wasn't like that. Riddler wasn't silly. No, he was in the cartoon. That nigga was a pimp. Riddler was a pimp. That movie was based off of the one that was like the cartoons in the 90s, the Batman cartoon in the 90s. I don't remember Riddler being silly like that. He was a jokester. He was a jokester in the cartoon. He can't be a joker because the joker is the jokester. Not the jokester. The Riddler. I don't know. I like the Riddler. They used to wear the sunglasses and the hat. Remember? He used to have the cane all the time. He used to have puzzles and shit. He didn't walk or skip around and do all those silly shit. I know who's Riddler to talk about now. But I don't know. Jim Carrey is Jim Carrey. You ain't going to take nothing from that, man. Yeah, him and Freeze on the same one. It was like And Bane. No, Bane and Two-Face. Bane, Ivy. Tommy Lee Jones and Two-Face. Yeah, Ivy, Catwoman. Everybody was in that bitch. Everybody was in that bitch. Because Two-Face was in it and it was Tommy Lee Jones. Yeah, dog. Riddler. Nothing but big names in that bitch. Everybody was in that bitch. The only thing that was fucked up was Robin's fucking costume. Yeah. My head was about to say something. Girl. Who else had Alicia Silverstone? Remember her?
SPEAKER_02:Alicia Silverstone was in that too.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, she was. Clueless.
SPEAKER_02:The back
SPEAKER_04:girl. Damn, bro. They was reaching with that one, though. What was the 90s? She was huge. She was huge in the 90s. Penguin was in that one, wasn't he? No, Penguin was the good one. No, Penguin was the
SPEAKER_02:fucking
SPEAKER_04:Keaton.
SPEAKER_02:That was Keaton. Yeah, that shit
SPEAKER_04:was gritty. That motherfucker was gritty. That's still like the best one for me, Dan. That's one of the best ones. Dark Knight and then the Penguin one. When they did the ones with... Robbing that shit. That mean the robbing was trash.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Besides seeing
SPEAKER_04:all the villains, it was trash.
SPEAKER_02:Speaking of greatness, and we have an homage here. I watched a Ninja Turtles movie the other day. Still holds up. Which one? The first one? The first one. They even have a gay joke in it that still holds time. That's one of the
SPEAKER_04:greatest superhero movies ever. It's one of the greatest movies ever. Fuck what y'all talking about. I just got the Foot Clan replica mask. I just bought that shit a couple of weeks ago, so There's
SPEAKER_02:a scene where they call John Casey. What's his name? I forgot his name. Casey Jones. Casey Jones. They're like, oh, you're claustrophobic. And he's like, I have never looked at a guy like that before in my life. And I was just like, that's
SPEAKER_04:fucking great. You got to know to know. I was like, that's a gay joke from the early 90s. That holds up. They went left with the third one. The third one went to China? Yeah. Because it was supposed to be Turtles in Time, but they fucked it up. Yeah, it was China. Because Turtles in Time was a huge video game. Yeah, it had that shit. Because I'm in a... this for Christmas. I play that shit all the time. I'm in a whole bunch of Ninja Turtle groups. They had that meme pop up the other day. What we wanted versus what we got. They had a picture of Turtles in Time, the video game. Turtles in Time was hard. They was in the future. That was my favorite video game of all time. Ninja Turtles. And The Simpsons. They were kind of the same. Take me to an arcade. I ain't coming off the Simpsons, bro. Give me Bart. Those two just go across and just kick ass. Ninja Turtles, I'm playing that all day. It was basically the same thing, but just the Simpsons. Remember the X-Men game like that? That too. The arcade game? That was the shit. You can get two, man. You can get four people and all four of y'all go and fuck some people. Oh, that was the best when you're like, who's coming in? We're not coming off the game, y'all. You there. My mom gave me$10. All your quarters rocking, baby. I had that shit on Super Nintendo, bro. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I had the first one on Nintendo. You know, remember the first joint? That came out with the heart, the one that looked like the arcade. I wonder if I can find that shit. You can find it. You can find it. You can find anything. I got a Nintendo Classic right on this bitch right here. It ain't on there though. All you gotta do is get you one of these. You know what's so crazy? This nigga got like a Ninja Turtle inspired shirt right now. He talking about the turtle. Yeah. Lemon pepper wet Atlanta. We talking about them Turks. Turtles. Folks with the Turks. Atlanta. Philly has cheesesteaks. We have lemon pepper. Legit. That's probably Atlanta's flavor is lemon pepper. I'm going to say something. I'm going to say something. Before I moved here. Everybody be quiet. Buffalo, New York is the home of the Buffalo wing. But Atlanta is the home of wings. Period. We made it a home. Hold on. I got to play. Motherfuckers is about wings. Hold on, I got a better way for you to say that.
SPEAKER_02:Buffalo is the home of wings, is that what you said? But wings made Atlanta home. Shut
SPEAKER_04:up, man. I think it really depends on where you from, where you at, and if you've ever been to both places. Because if you've ever been to both places, it's the same way. No, but you said Buffalo started like the Buffalo way. You said the Buffalo way. So the sauce, like the Buffalo sauce? It's the whole wing situation. The whole wing. I know the story of where it started. It started and went. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:It was a high school football team that basically got off. I think they lost. And they basically went to like a local restaurant that always serves them. The game got out late and the kitchen was closed. So they had like the little tiny retarded wings. They
SPEAKER_04:used to just throw them away. So she's like, I'll just fly them up with a little bit of butter and hot sauce. And it was hot. So she gave them blue cheese.
SPEAKER_02:And they loved it. And And they kept coming back after games and ordering the buffalo wings and sent.
SPEAKER_01:And that was like a 70, 60, something like that. So
SPEAKER_02:damn, wings
SPEAKER_04:wasn't out before this?
SPEAKER_02:No. Well, no, it wasn't that it wasn't out. It was just tiny little things. So they would just put them in soups. Yeah,
SPEAKER_04:but they used to just, they didn't fry them and serve them. Yeah, it was just more of like, you know, like they pricked the meat off the bone. You learn something new every episode of High Class Fairbanks Podcast. I will say, Atlanta take their wings just as serious. If more. They embraced it more than, you know, people back home take it for granted.
SPEAKER_02:Like in other places of the country, wings is an appetizer. In Atlanta, it is
SPEAKER_04:a fucking no. Hold
SPEAKER_02:on, even better. There is a pizza in Atlanta that is a lemon pepper pizza and they put two wings on
SPEAKER_04:top of it. We had him on set the other day. Remember we was getting him when he was just on Instagram. Here comes the hot pepper. Murderer. Here comes the hot pepper. We was fucking it up. for a couple weeks. We'll be right here with the hot lemon pepper boy. Well, we do have a show of stuff till
SPEAKER_01:I
SPEAKER_04:get to eventually. We should start. Welcome to the show. This
SPEAKER_02:is like that long, you know, like when you watch a TV show and then like 20 minutes in, the intro comes up. So much
SPEAKER_03:to
SPEAKER_04:do. I'm
SPEAKER_02:about
SPEAKER_04:to start. So much to do. So much to unpack. A lot has happened in the past week. Where do we start? Juice Time. We ain't starting with NPR. We ain't starting with Juice Time. Juicy has his own category. I don't even want to talk about him. I'm tired of this motherfucker. He wants people to talk about him. We got to go to the conclusion because we've been talking about him since the beginning. I guess. So we got to conclude, man. More juicy news coming soon. Even though everybody knows we got to conclude. More juicy news coming soon. I don't think this is the conclusion. I think this is the climax. I think this is just part of the story. Chapter six. Before we get to fucking Juicy, this week on... Oh, hold on. That's the wrong button. That's a good one. That's not the wrong button. That's always the right button. That is always the right button. I was like, oh, we got a new segment. Hot pepper segment. Nah, this week on... That's a no from me, dawg. Oh, shit. We coming in hot. Yeah. With the yes and no's. You know what I'm saying? Oh, the first one, dawg. I'm like, oh, shit. So, take us home, Flamespeak. So, would you get shot nine times in order to be a rap superstar? What? Two questions before I answer.
SPEAKER_02:how superstars
SPEAKER_04:50 cent right now you guys
SPEAKER_02:like that like on that level all right number two am i guaranteed to survive and what like i'm gonna say like i don't want to be paralyzed you want to be a paralyzed rapper how good is that careful what you wish for you get shot in the spine like he
SPEAKER_04:luckily walked away hold on hold on hold on nine times guaranteed i walk away from it and be a rap superstar afterward they like all right you want to be a rap superstar you got a leadership Nine times. You ain't going to die. You ain't going to die. But afterwards, you will be a rap superstar after that. My dick still works. My legs still work. But nine times. What kind of gun? Hold on. It does
SPEAKER_02:matter.
SPEAKER_04:You can say you don't get shot nine times
SPEAKER_02:with a shotgun. Exactly. I'd rather get shot with a fucking.22 than a fucking.45. Shit..22 is going to
SPEAKER_04:hit some shit. You're going to be all fucked up. You're going to be all fucked up. You know what I mean? What does it mean? I think it shot with... How about a mil? I think a nine millimeter probably. That sort of makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But either way, nine times though, knowing me, I probably agree to that shit.
SPEAKER_03:No,
SPEAKER_04:nigga. And then after I get shot the first time, I'll be like...
SPEAKER_01:Can you hit that button for me? Can you hit that button for me? That's enough for me. That's enough for me too. I
SPEAKER_04:don't think I can
SPEAKER_01:do
SPEAKER_04:that.
UNKNOWN:Oh, here's another question. Here's another question. Hold on, hold on.
SPEAKER_04:Here's a very important question. I don't want to feel that heat, bro. I don't
SPEAKER_02:want to... Other than Flames here, like, Flames is the only one who can actually rap. Like, do we... develop rap skills, or are we just bad rappers? It's like an origin story. You get
SPEAKER_04:shot, and all of a sudden, you can rap. You wake up from a coma. I got it. You just wake up, and all of a sudden, am I just a bad rapper? I got it. I got it. Unlock the left side of my brain. I had to become a rapper. I got shot, and then I woke up and could rap. But the key is, you got to get shot nine times. Nine is one. Unlock. Now you're too many for me. You came back as Jay-Z. I'd rather beat my ass unconsciously than get shot. I don't know. I think I'd rather get shot nine times a week. I'd rather use Stevens to go on me, break my legs, put me in a coma. I'd rather wake up. At least get one dope ass single. Beat me to death, bro. If I get shot three times, can I get at least a dope single? I don't want no hoes. I don't want no hoes. I don't want no hoes. I don't want to. Fuck it. I'm out, dog. I think it's a unanimous no. I ain't taking that one. I ain't going to take that one. No, I can't do that one. Nine. Nine? Nine, dog. Yeah, because I already know. If you said one, I'd be like, bet. Nine? That's like basically one shot for a million dollars in a sentence. Fuck no. Do I get to pick the spots? No, dog. It don't matter, dog. I got to pick the spots, then we can talk. No, nine. That's a lot. Nine times with a bulletproof vest on. Nine is a lot. You shot with what, though? No, I don't want to get shot. y'all with nothing. Nine is a lot. That's enough. That's a lot of blood loss. We want fame, but not that bad. Since we're sticking with the music, I seen this meme the other day, too. Can't go nowhere. Free gas for a year. You know how much gas is right now. Speaking of, we need to talk about that shit later. Or, lunch with Kanye. With who? Kanye West. Who? Yeezus. I don't know who that is. I got free gas for a year. Free gas for a year. Yeah. Or lunch with Kanye. With Kanye. What kind of lunch, though? Is he going to actually, like, he fucking with me? He want me to go to the lunch? Yeah, it's probably just going to be like, you know what I mean? Or is it just... You think it's going to be a lunch, and then be like, oh, I got to go. No, it isn't going to be at a whole other table. You're having lunch, and he's here. No,
SPEAKER_02:no, it's lunch with him at his table.
SPEAKER_04:Face to face.
SPEAKER_02:Face to face, but it's Kanye at Kanye. All they're going to
SPEAKER_04:tell me is find God.
SPEAKER_02:You don't get to hand them like, oh, this is what we're going to talk about, Kanye. He's just whatever mood he's in. Nah, man.
SPEAKER_04:He's probably going to yell at you. Yeah. At some
SPEAKER_02:point.
SPEAKER_04:You watch Saturday Night Live? Nah. Nah, because honestly, shit, I'm going to take the lunch with Kanye because afterwards, I'm going to ask that nigga and be like, hey, man, at least can you buy me a Tesla? Are you going to ask for some shit? You know what? Hold on, hold on. Here's another thing. Nah. If I got his ear, if he listening, I'm going to pitch everything. I'm pitching everything And if he ain't biting or nothing. You don't like that? How about this? You don't like that? How about this? That's what I'm saying. If he ain't biting at the end of it, I'm going to at least be like, hey, man, can you call Elon and get me a free customer? I'm going in with a list. I'm going in with a list. And be like, all right. You know what I'm saying? What do you think about it? What do you think about it? I take all ideas, bro. Investment ideas. Let me get something off the ground, my guy. Nah, I'm going to take the lunch with Kanye. Fuck it. I'm going to take the lunch. What if he's in the shit mood and just wants to talk about. I can get gas. Yeah, I'm going to get gas regardless, dog. I got to get gas regardless. I'm like, I want I've been expecting to have a chance to meet Kanye. Nigga like, yo, you can have gas for a whole year for free, or you can meet Kanye once in your life. But what you going to accomplish? You never know. You better have something to say. I'm going to put this motherfucker on to the podcast. Do you not know this is a black boy, man? You want to run to the grocery store with me real quick? You better say something.
SPEAKER_02:Put the podcast on for 15 minutes. You know what? I'm convinced. I would go with lunch with Kanye. I can afford gas for a year. I have no beer for gas money.
SPEAKER_04:He might just ask me, so what do you do? What do you want to do? And then you tell that nigga, he might be like, you know what? That's a good idea. Here. Oh, he might yell at you the whole time. Which is also good. I was like, eh. He ain't about to yell at me. Hey, listen.
SPEAKER_02:If you got in an argument with Kanye West, you probably do better off in life afterwards. I'm
SPEAKER_04:going to try to win the argument. You ain't going to sun me, though. I'm about to win the argument. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. You could be known as the dude that had to slap Kanye because he got yelled at. Like, hey, man. You flipped the table like you were in reality. Fuck this. He might fuck with you hard. Look how much gas is right now. Fuck that. I'll take the lunch. I'll take the lunch because I can make... I like to eat. It's probably going to be a nice little spot. Can we have like a prorated gas rate? No, it's whatever it is. It could be$10 a gallon by June. Yeah, because you know what's going to happen a week later after you miss out on that dinner with Kanye? I'm going to take the gas, guys.
UNKNOWN:Gas is going to go back to$1.89.
SPEAKER_04:I'm going to take the gas. Now you got all the gas in the world. I'm going to take the gas. Then I can drive to see Kanye. You ain't going to be able to see him. I'm going to drive too. I'm too late. I'm too late. You fucked it up. You the only nigga. So that's a yes for you, dawg? Yeah, I'm probably going to get the gas, bro. You're going to get the gas? Probably going to get the gas. Well, you know. I fuck with Kanye, but shit. I'm going to roll up. Man, I got to meet Kanye at least once in his life. And I ain't talking about just like meeting him in passing. Like, hey, man, what's good, my dawg? No, I just want to tell him all my ideas. I would also like to do that. I just want to tell him all my ideas. But if it's risking me. I mean, hold on, hold on.
SPEAKER_02:I want to talk on JR's subject over here. I want to talk
SPEAKER_03:about
SPEAKER_02:my ideas, man. I mean, but you're like, no offense. Like, I'm not telling you. But in the music business, you're a nobody. It'd be the same equivalent of, like, a stand-in coming up to you and telling them all your script ideas. You give a shit. So what
SPEAKER_04:you going to do with the opportunity? Just suck his dick and tell him how great Dark Twisted Face is? No, I'm going to tell him all my ideas, man. I don't even know what that is. I'm not having lunch with this nigga to praise him. That's like a business meeting. If I did have a question, I would ask him. Get shit off the ground. This nigga got a whole school. What
SPEAKER_02:are you talking about? I would ask him what happened to Kyle. Let's drop out, Kanye. And when are we getting him back?
SPEAKER_04:I ain't interviewing him. I'm not
SPEAKER_02:interviewing
SPEAKER_04:him. You on some other shit. That's some old Kurt Lord. Yeah, yeah, yeah. MTV. I'm a real G. Show us your age without showing us your age. Yeah, I know, right? I'm a real G. I'm a real G. Because I'm going to be like, hey, man, I got this podcast, big dog. You know what I'm saying? Big dog. Hey, man. Hey, listen to this podcast. Look at this logo. What you doing? You tripping. You tripping. Hey, man, you at least want to be on the podcast? Or y'all just talking shit? Hey, man. Let's make a movie. You want to produce a movie with me? What if he just
SPEAKER_02:turns out to be the most annoying
SPEAKER_04:person in the fucking world? You cool with that, sir? I still love you. You get to find out. Some people say I'm annoying, but we're going to find out. Maybe we connect on that level. Flames, what do you think? You're the rapper here. They convinced me. I think I'm going with the... I mean, you would make sense. And you're a rapper. You ain't going to go... You, you're an obvious chef. You know what? Me being me, I'm still going to probably say it again. That's a no for me, dawg. Damn, man. I'm taking the lunch with Kanye, man. Give me that, dawg. I'm taking just for the story. I'm going to get drunk and get to talking shit. You know what I mean? You know what? I would take it and be like, man, you know, they was going to give me a whole year worth of gas. Man, that's it. I got you. We're going to immediately start a shot. I'm going to get a Tesla, dawg. I'm going to get a Tesla. What you drink, bro? We drinking Henny? I'm going to go Keep it coming. I'm sure he
SPEAKER_02:knows about it too. So I heard you gave up a year's worth of gas for this. Just look under your seat, bro.
SPEAKER_04:I got you. I'm going to get a Tesla, bro. Because I'm just going to talk just like an ear off. And at the end of the conversation, if he ain't feeling nothing, I'll be like, at the least, I was supposed to get free gas, but shit. You think you can call Elon and give him a damn Tesla? I bought you a gas station. You're like, brother, we about to open up gas
SPEAKER_02:stations. That's what he's talking about. So Kanye, with the price of gas being as high as it is. You want to go in on some gas stations? I know
SPEAKER_04:you got friends in Dubai. What's up? Damn, that's funny. Make that shit happen.
SPEAKER_02:All right, so that's a yes for all of us, I would assume, right? All
SPEAKER_04:right, so that's a no to wouldn't get shot nine times to be a rap singer. Hell no. But you would give up free gas for a year for a lunch opportunity.
SPEAKER_02:One of these questions is fucking perfect. I'm going to wait for you guys to get to it.
SPEAKER_04:Come on, I'm waiting for this. I'm about to send you on this. I'm just making sure. Keep going. Come on. We got some good ones. I think we should.
SPEAKER_02:It's your segment, bro. If your girl
SPEAKER_04:asked you to get your asshole waxed, would you? Get your asshole
SPEAKER_01:waxed? If your girl asked you to get your asshole waxed. I'm assuming if you get the ass, you get your asshole
SPEAKER_04:waxed. You can't get your butt waxed. Why am I doing this, though? Why am I doing this? What's in store? I don't know. Maybe that shit long and nappy, dog. I don't know. I am definitely asking questions. Why? What's up? What is this for? I need details. I need, yeah, you got to explain this to me. Like, who you been hanging around? First of all, first of all, no, but then I still want to know why. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, first of all, no, not going to happen, but why? What? Yeah, there's been a lot of Facebook advertisements and Instagram advertisements for dudes getting their asses wet. What if she says I'm never waxing my shit again? That's different. Now, what Wait. Now you ain't got no wax vagina. No, no, no. Wait. That's different. I'm just throwing curveballs in here. That's different, brother. Why do I need my ass waxed? I want to know why that is. Why do you got to wax the hole? If you got a hairy ass, I get it, man. Obviously,
SPEAKER_02:your girl's into eating ass now.
SPEAKER_04:Does she want to try it or does
SPEAKER_02:she want to try it again?
SPEAKER_01:Maybe she don't like you. If
SPEAKER_04:that's what she into or that's what she want to try, that's going to be a hard pass on the waxing of the ass. I
SPEAKER_02:also think that's a big jump. You've never gotten any part of your body waxed. She's like an
SPEAKER_04:ass. I'm not waxing no booty holes. At least try
SPEAKER_02:an eyebrow or
SPEAKER_04:something. I get the ball. If you want my balls squeaky clean. She might set you up. I get that. And then the wax just drips down. I always have to paint it. Now you got to get your tank waxed. You know how much that's going to hurt, bro? I ain't getting my tank
SPEAKER_02:waxed. And it's already on there, so it's too late. It's not even just the hurt. Can you imagine what position on that chair you have to sit in to get your tank waxed?
SPEAKER_04:I feel bad if you got hairy situations. I don't see
SPEAKER_02:you laying
SPEAKER_04:down. I see you like... If you got mad ass hair, I feel bad for you. Because I ain't doing it. I feel bad for you, sir. I got 99 problems, but ass hair
SPEAKER_03:ain't
SPEAKER_04:working. Ass
SPEAKER_02:hair ain't one of my problems, bro. So the consensus is... No. No, it wasn't even a no. It was why. What you trying to do? It's a why and a no.
SPEAKER_04:It's a why and a no. You know what I'm saying? It's a no, but I still want to know why. Like, what's on your mind? What you going through right now? I mean, I shaved my balls. I ain't going to get my balls waxed. I don't want to get my balls waxed. That seems a little bit extreme, though, getting motherfuckers yanking on your testicles like that. You have to hold on to them as you go. Ready? One, one. You got to spread your ball sack and shit to get it waxed? Hold on, I gotta get a good grip. One thing I'm not gonna do, ain't never did, is spray my ball sack like a bat wing.
SPEAKER_02:Bullshit! Get it waxed. Get it waxed, okay. You spread your balls like a, everybody has.
SPEAKER_04:Everybody
SPEAKER_02:has tried to catch water in there. What?
SPEAKER_04:Everybody did nutsack puppets as a kid,
SPEAKER_02:nigga. We
SPEAKER_04:come from
SPEAKER_02:a generation where you should just whip them out to like fuck with your boys.
UNKNOWN:No.
SPEAKER_02:You
SPEAKER_04:guys don't
SPEAKER_02:come from
SPEAKER_04:there. We used to slap food out of each other's hands and play open chess, nigga. We ain't nothing like that. Look at my balls. Look
SPEAKER_02:at my balls, nigga. No, hell no. Hell no. Was that called like the bat or something like that? I can't remember. We ain't
SPEAKER_04:play that game. I ain't never played my testicles like that. You gotta unbutton your pants and pull your pants down. To show the homies to show the homies? You just pulled them out the zipper. You were showing the homies your ball set? Everybody. It wasn't just the homies. What was in the room? Everybody.
SPEAKER_02:Whoever was in the room. Moms, teachers, doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_04:You just was putting your shit on display. That's
SPEAKER_02:hilarious. I did it like once or twice. I wasn't big on it. But there were some kids who did it. You were always going to... There's no one for doing that.
SPEAKER_04:You learn something new about your friends every day. Y'all need more white friends. That is... All right. If given a chance, would you relive your whole life over?
SPEAKER_02:Depends on like, do I know any knowledge or do I got to go through this suffering all over again? Do I have like any insight or it's just like, do all this shit over again? I'm going to say no. I would do that because I feel like if I did it over again, I would just do
SPEAKER_04:the same shit over again. Not necessarily. But you have no idea. Do you? That's what I'm saying. Do you get to keep what you know now? No. Oh, you just got to know, you got to learn everything. You get to go through all this over again. I mean, no, that's too much. That's a lot. I don't want to press reset. That's a lot. Ask me in 50 years and I'll tell you. I don't know, maybe. Hell yeah, nigga. I'm about to be out. You don't have like all of the knowledge,
SPEAKER_02:bro. I mean, even if I was gained one piece of knowledge, I would do it. Like something. Yeah,
SPEAKER_04:press the button,
SPEAKER_02:nigga. You give me one piece of knowledge, I would do it. But the fact that it's not and I'm going to have to do everything over again. That's a no for me now. Most likely, yeah, it's a no for me. Yeah, like if I could
SPEAKER_04:go back, the only thing I could take back with me is invest in Apple or Amazon or Google or something.
SPEAKER_02:But in the same vein, it makes it different. It ain't
SPEAKER_04:cheating because if I got to go back to scratch, I got to learn how to shit again, wipe my ass, walk.
SPEAKER_02:Even if it was like, yo, that hot girl in high school, yeah, she was totally into you. Like, you
SPEAKER_04:know what? Yeah, let's go
SPEAKER_02:do this over again.
SPEAKER_04:No, I ain't going
SPEAKER_02:back. I'm saying something as simple as a change, to know that it would be a different life. You're bringing
SPEAKER_04:up a woman instead of me. No,
SPEAKER_02:but it's, I'm not giving you a woman. Hold on, hold on. You're seeing it as a woman. I'm saying it's something as simple as it's going to change the course of my life to be different than what it was now. Because ideally, if I just do this as is, I'm going to go through the same exact shit. Ideally, I'm going to make the same choices. I'm not going to have any insight. So me is just going to do the same thing that me has done. Whereas if I had one piece of insight. It's chances that
SPEAKER_04:you might. It's chances that, it's not a guarantee that you're going to do the same shit. That's what I was trying to say. How do you know that though? Because, There's another
SPEAKER_02:chance. If it goes back to 1984 and everybody does the same shit over again.
SPEAKER_04:No, not really. How do you know you're guaranteed to do the same
SPEAKER_02:shit? Because my assumption on this question is just we're going back to 1984 and we're starting over again.
SPEAKER_04:Reset. Reset. Reset, right? That's what it says?
SPEAKER_02:Yeah. Like, I can choose to go left when I go right, but something in my life, I went right. Relive. Okay, but it's
SPEAKER_04:like.
SPEAKER_02:Told me to go right. So
SPEAKER_04:I'm assuming that I would also get to that point. But who's to say that same thing is going to happen? I don't know. It says relive. So it's saying relive. That means. That means living in it for a second time. Living the same life. Yeah, I would hope that means that you had some insight. If it means relive as in going back, knowing what I know now, and then going back, that shit boy should be alive. Oh, hell yeah. Hell fucking yeah. He's the greatest man alive. He invented Apple. Google. Invested in Apple and Google at six years old. Invented it, nigga. Invented it. He found the guy that created it. He was like, yo, we got a similar team. We. I don't know. Hot tub time machine. Here's$10. I'm an investor.
UNKNOWN:I believe in you.
SPEAKER_04:That's what they did on Hot Tub Time Machine. You know what I'm talking about. They came out like, this nigga had a yacht. Me, Elon Musk, Jay-Z. I think that would be cheating though. I would totally do that. I mean, it's
SPEAKER_02:life. It's all cheating technically. It's definitely cheating. I would
SPEAKER_04:still do it. I got to go all the way back. I would still do it. I had fun. I had some fun. I have fun, too, but I'm talking about if I knew now, and then they'd be like, hey, you can go back. Like, shit, boy, you crazy, dog. You crazy, dog. I created PayPal. Yeah. Every technology, nigga. I'll be like, all right, let's go right now. I'd go to the airport on 9-11, just punch a motherfucker. I'd be like, damn, bitch, you ain't going through the security thing. I'm going there right now. Give me that box. American hero. American motherfucker. How did you know? How did you know? I'm actually
SPEAKER_02:going on the plane with these motherfuckers. Go!
SPEAKER_04:South Carolina man shoots a Florida man after Florida man pulls a gun on him. A young child named Trayvon. South
SPEAKER_02:Carolina man just tackled a cop. Saved George Floyd's life.
SPEAKER_04:Saved everybody. You gotta get out of here. He had to Tsunami's coming. I'm telling you. You got to believe me.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, you could just be a superhero based off of these facts.
SPEAKER_04:How do you know? Everybody pull your money out right now. It's going to tank.
SPEAKER_02:Calling bomb threats on Columbine High School on 420. Like, hey, there's going to be a bomb in the school today.
SPEAKER_04:Kids just show up with guns. Nobody's there. They got to shoot each other now. That wouldn't be fair. That wouldn't be fair. You would change everything. Yeah, you would, but fuck it. What else? I might do it. I'd do it. That's a yes for me. No, I ain't going nowhere. That's a yes for me. Would you accept your dream job if it meant you can't talk to your family for a year? Nigga, I already do that. A year? And I would say yeah. A year? Yes, Bobby. I see y'all next year. I already do that kind of job.
SPEAKER_02:My dream job is to be the porn king of the world, so I probably won't talk to my family for the rest of my
SPEAKER_04:life. See y'all
SPEAKER_02:in a year. See y'all in a year. Why is he here, man? I mean, obviously, yeah, I think we'd all do it. I already have my dream job, but to make it to the dream job, I think we would. I think your family would
SPEAKER_04:also
SPEAKER_02:support you. That's like
SPEAKER_04:just going to jail for you.
SPEAKER_02:I mean, if your dream job is to be a high school football coach, then I don't think they'll support you.
SPEAKER_04:No, if that's your dream job. High school? If that's your dream job. What do you mean? It's all about
SPEAKER_02:what you want. You want to talk to us for a year? Craig's a high school football coach.
SPEAKER_04:might want that, bro. And he still
SPEAKER_02:lives at home with his mom.
SPEAKER_04:I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I mean, it could be anything. Like, you can't talk to them? Your dreams. Then you lose your job? I mean, I already kind of do that now. A year, though? It's only 12 months. Let's break it down. For months on end, nigga, I'll talk to some of my family members. You got to let them know. You get to let them know ahead of time? I mean, when I talk to them, I'll be like, hey, man, I'm sorry. I've been working. I want to know what this next one is. What is it? Magic Magic power for the loss of a sense. Oh, yeah. So, hold on. So, is that a no for everybody? Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a yes. I think it's a yes for everybody. Oh, yes? All right. Oh, what? Dream job. All right, the next one. That's a no for me, dog. Would you give up one of your senses in order to have a magic power? But yeah, that's just... Isn't that a new sense now? Yeah, I was going to say. But that's what I'm saying. I trade a sense. What
SPEAKER_01:sense?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_02:What sense? Pick what sense. Pick what sense you're going to give up. Oh,
SPEAKER_04:smell. Smell. Because if I can taste, as long as I can taste, I don't give a fuck
SPEAKER_02:about smelling. No, your taste gets fucked up by your smell. But you still taste, but not as much. See, you lose
SPEAKER_04:two for one then. That's not fair. Taste is affected by smell. It got to be one. I mean, if you got superpowers, I'm pretty sure you can still taste. I mean, we have a thousand senses. The five senses is what we're talking about. I might be deaf. Like, just fuck it. You'd be a deaf superhero. If my superpower would be, I could hear anything. That's what I'm thinking. That's what I was
SPEAKER_02:going
SPEAKER_04:to say. Hold on. Let's just find a superpower we can all agree on. That's stupid as fuck. They're not going to give I'm deaf, but I can hear everything. I'm deaf, but I can hear everything. Because of my superpower. That's a curse, man. Ah, stop. I'm going to let you do it. No, you can't do that. No. Yeah, I give up my hearing, though. No, I couldn't do that. I'm going to say that's a no. That's why I said I give up my smell, man. Fuck a smell. What's your superpower? Do you ever be like, oh, I love the smell of what? What do you love the smell of? Fussy. I mean, but you can still taste it. What
SPEAKER_03:is
SPEAKER_04:the superpower? All good pussy tastes bad because you ain't got no sense of
SPEAKER_03:smell. No, nigga. You got taste buds,
SPEAKER_04:though. You ain't got no sense of smell, though. But you got taste buds. They work. You're like eating pussy at the gym. Got
SPEAKER_03:you, bitch. Taste buds
SPEAKER_04:work, bro.
UNKNOWN:Oh, shit.
SPEAKER_04:But I'm a superhero. But I'm a superhero, though. I ain't really got to eat pussy. If I'm a superhero, and I ain't really got to eat. I want to know what the superpower is. Goddamn, Holly Berry. You get to pick one, right? Do you? Do you get to pick your own superpower or it's just a random? No, no, you get to pick it. I don't want to turn into a, you know what I mean, porcupine. That's my thing. I'm going to give you like a random one. What superpower would you pick? You're a dumbass superpower. You just turn into a porcupine. Yeah. You get mad. That's whack. I don't know. You got to be like, I'll give up my sense of taste so I can be all powerful. But I like taste. But then all powerful. But doesn't all powerful mean you have a sense of taste? Because you're all powerful. You're the most powerful of taste.
SPEAKER_02:That ain't got nothing to do with power. What is that? You have like extra flavors? That shit was
SPEAKER_04:sweet. Little pieces of... Everything you taste is like extreme.
SPEAKER_02:That's what I would try to do. This wine has... It was made by a 76-year-old man with hands. If I give up
SPEAKER_04:I can taste the dirt in his fingers. I'm going to get a power that basically recoups that sense right back. No, I'm going to power. You can't do that, though. It ain't going to work like that. You ain't a superhero.
SPEAKER_02:It's just a waste. Your ears don't work anymore, so now you got super hearing without working ears.
SPEAKER_04:I'm all powerful. I'm all powerful. No, you can't be. You can't just swap out. You got like Wolverine power, but you deaf. You Wolverine, but you deaf. But you can't hear. Why you ever get mad? I don't know if you want to fight, but I want to whoop your ass. You can see real good.
SPEAKER_03:You can read
SPEAKER_04:lips and shit. That's funny. I don't know. I would say that's enough of me, dog. Like I said, take my smell. Give me a superpower, nigga. What else? Give me Superman powers. If I got Superman powers, you can take my smell. We got a few of these. All right, check. Speaking of cause we was talking about Batman earlier in the show and shit like that and the Joker. So, you know, I was watching it the other day and I was like, damn, like, like his whole thing was like, you know, uh, he had the scene where no spoilers in the new one. No, no, he, the dark night. He was like, he had the scene where they was like, you had to blow up each boat, got detonators to blow up each other's boat, the boat full of people. And then the civilians. Right. And then it was like, he asked him, what were you willing to do for the greater good? You know what I'm saying? So that's, What my question was this week, that's a no from me, dog. Like, would you kill? Like, would you go back and kill baby Hitler or something like that? Yeah, for the greater good. Baby Hitler. Like, at what lengths for the greater good is this acceptable to be like? I think it'd be kind of hard to kill baby Hitler. It's a baby.
SPEAKER_01:Teenage Hitler, though. Probably be annoying as fuck. 16-year-old Hitler. Give me a
SPEAKER_04:nun. He's an asshole. Faja, I don't want to talk to you. No, he's an asshole. Put your bitch in. Shut your bitch in. I'm going to push his ass downstairs. What's the greater good? What's the greater good? The greater good for who? You know how in spy movies, a lot of times the villain will be like, I'm going to poison half of the world's population so everybody else can survive. Thanos. You know what I'm saying? Shit like that. Thanos, the greater good. That's the type of great. You know what I'm saying? Nah. I ain't willing to kill a bunch of people. Shit. For what, though? I mean, what's going to happen after I do? Are you willing to tell a white lie for the greater good? Yeah, it's a lie. Hey, man. Sometimes. Lies don't hurt physically. Don't hurt physically. The United States do a lot of shit for the greater good. Supposedly. Ain't no supposed shit. They do a lot of shit for the greater good that got us doing shit like this, you know, for our freedom and shit. But would you be willing to do this? Yes, absolutely. Do what? I don't know. I mean, obviously we're all going to do it. If I have to go slap a baby in the face to save Trent's life, I would do it. Oh, that baby going to live. That baby going to live. That baby going to live. I'm just going to slap you in the face right now. What if Mike Tyson's the father?
SPEAKER_02:And he don't know
SPEAKER_04:that
SPEAKER_02:you have to, you know what I mean? Like you have to deal with the consequences.
SPEAKER_04:Well,
SPEAKER_02:buddy. No, you're obviously going to smack the baby or Trump's going to die.
SPEAKER_04:He's going to have to catch me when he.
SPEAKER_02:Exactly. Would you still do this? There's consequences, obviously, to these.
SPEAKER_04:You know.
SPEAKER_02:I'm learning how to, I'm getting my, you know, running the fastest mile I've ever
SPEAKER_04:had, training for the few weeks. All you got to do is get the fuck out of there. Smack him. Are you going to say no and not save people because you're scared of Mike Tyson?
SPEAKER_01:Smacking people's babies. Remember? Every baby you smack, you save one life. He's
SPEAKER_04:going to kill you. If you get his hands on you, he's going to kill you. The baby smacker. The baby slapper. That's a slapper. Ladies ain't be going nowhere with their babies. They'll be making baby noise. There's a serial slapper going on. Gotcha, bitch. I'm doing it for the greater good, bitch. Run up in the daycare and smack all
SPEAKER_03:the
SPEAKER_04:kids. 15 kids in the day. I can
SPEAKER_02:see this movie playing out. He does it, then all of a sudden he gets caught, locked up. Maybe he was smacking babies to save from Godzilla coming to destroy New York or something. They got to let him out. And now there's government support for him smacking babies. He's bringing it on the chopper.
SPEAKER_04:And he's lining babies up. People are
SPEAKER_03:like,
SPEAKER_04:smack my baby. Smack my baby. Doing this for the greater good, man. That's what happens, bro. That's even the name of the movie, The Greater Good. I'm going to try that next time. Next time I fuck up, I'm doing it for the greater good. That's what happens. Can't believe you slept with that waitress. Every time I do something fucked up, I do it. I slap babies. I ain't about to kill nobody. If you got to kill 20,000 people to save the rest of the people. Yes, the rest of the people. You got to kill 20,000 people. Are you going to let the rest of the people die? If you got to kill everybody in Kansas, everybody in Kansas is about to just get murdered. 20,000 people, all
SPEAKER_02:of them are the people who drive 20 miles
SPEAKER_04:under the limit in the left lane?
UNKNOWN:No.
SPEAKER_02:To save the greater good? That would be double greater good. Yes. What are you talking
SPEAKER_04:about? You said what? If
SPEAKER_02:the 20,000 people were the people who stay slow in the left lane. I'm not taking no life. 40,000.
SPEAKER_04:I'm not taking no life for the greater good, though.
SPEAKER_02:I save the greater good and we
SPEAKER_04:have decongested highways? I can't say that because I got kids because if somebody's trying to harm my kids, I'm not going to be like, hey, man, I'm not going to kill you because you don't That's for the greater good, technically. That's what I was like. It depends on the circumstances. It goes back to the trolley. But if you got to bomb Kansas, Kansas, I said Kansas, Kansas, to save the rest of the United States. I
SPEAKER_02:mean, Kansas is going as well. If the United States goes, Kansas is gone too. But if only Kansas can go and we could save the rest of it, yeah, I think that's a smart thing to do. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_04:Kansas
SPEAKER_02:is going to go no matter I don't
SPEAKER_04:think so, bro. I don't think
SPEAKER_02:so. I'm on flames with this one. Somebody's going to destroy Kansas, though. Everybody in Kansas is going to die, including us.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. That's crazy. I don't know. That's a heavy... That's a burden, though. That's crazy. I think I'm in.
SPEAKER_02:I
SPEAKER_04:think... It would be a heavy burden, but... I could speak for myself and be like, yo, if they be like, yo, you can give up yourself right now, I'm going to kill 100,000 people. Okay, bro. Yeah, but... But I'm not going to speak for 20 other thousand people. and be like, yeah, kill them motherfuckers instead of 100,000. No, but the 100,000 is everybody else. You said the rest of the United States. So Kansas or the rest of us, that means everybody, your kids and everybody like that too. So now would you do that? Hold
SPEAKER_02:on, I can put this in the best way. The population of Kansas is 2.9 million people. There are 300 million people in this country. So to save 300 million people, including those 2.9 million people 2.9 million people. They're all going to die. You wouldn't kill 2.9 million people to save 300 million that are already going to die. But you just have to be the one to do it.
SPEAKER_04:I don't know. Nope. I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry, Kansas. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02:But I don't know what this is going to say, but I would be like, and that would be the last time you
SPEAKER_04:heard. Fuck. Fuck. That's cold, though. That's cold. That's cold, bro. Oh, God damn. That's cold, though. Bam, bam, bam, bam. We ain't never getting that by a car. No. He said that's the last thing you ever hear. And I'm in. I'm sorry. I love Kansas. I picked Kansas to win the national
SPEAKER_02:championship. Nothing against Kansas. We just picked Kansas as a,
SPEAKER_04:you know. Because it's the middle of the country. One out of 50. I'm sorry. I said Kansas because it's like the very middle of the country. That's enough for me, dog. I can't do that. So it's a split. We agreed on most of everything. It's a split. This is going to be the last one. And I thought this was kind of crazy. So say it's your favorite food. Say you're eating some Chicken McNuggets. You've been eating McDonald's Chicken McNuggets your whole life. And now they say those are like human parts. You said what? Those are human parts. Let's not call them human parts. They're cannibals. I mean, shit, you've been eating them. Pig butts. Pig butt holes. Let's say. Calamari. No, let's say ranch. Let's go with that. Let's say ranch. Because calamari have been getting bad. If you say dog meat, they'll probably say it. Dog meat. Let's go dog meat. Yeah, you find that chicken with dog meat. Say dog meat. Yeah, plate of pig fingers. Would you continue to eat it? No. If it was what? Dog meat. No. But you'd be eating it as long as you just thought it was chicken. Your whole life. Your whole life. Nope. Nope. Like you just had a six piece. No. And you're just like, nigga, this shit is delicious. I start fucking with brands because I find out they're racist. I definitely start fucking with some food. because I find out it's not what you said it was. I'm not eating. I'm going to have to stop eating. Even if it's delicious. I'm going to have to stop eating it.
SPEAKER_02:I'm going to say no to this, but it's only because I know, like, there's a lot of times when I'm an adventurous eater, so I'll eat it and then ask what it is later.
SPEAKER_04:In
SPEAKER_02:a sense, but I know I'm not going to be presented dog.
SPEAKER_04:You'll be asked like, what is this? But you already been eating it though. Hold on.
SPEAKER_02:I just want you guys to point, I want to point something out. I saw this the other day. We come from a generation where we will ask Ask for another fork if it hits the ground. But all of us here have eaten ass. Because it's an ass you
SPEAKER_04:trust. I don't trust that floor. I
SPEAKER_03:don't trust that floor. We all
SPEAKER_04:got excuses. I don't trust that floor. But I trust that ass. Waiter, waiter. I need a new fork. I'm taking this 10 today to home and eating grass. I trust that butt. Give me that booty hole. Give me that butt over that floor. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. That's
SPEAKER_02:enough for me, dog. And we're skipping over this, but I just want to say eating grapes while grocery shopping is not stealing the grapes. Fuck you. You're about to buy them. You're about to buy them. But
SPEAKER_04:you're...
SPEAKER_02:You're decreasing the weight. You're decreasing the weight. Grapes are different. A bag of chips is like a bag of chips. You scan it, it's$2.99. How much are
SPEAKER_04:you going to eat, though?
SPEAKER_02:But grapes are a weight thing. So technically it's stealing, but fuck y'all anyway. They'd be
SPEAKER_04:like$1.68. I've seen people grab a whole stem and walk around the store like this. Got some black beans. What do you think about the weight? Remember back in the day you had to weigh the grapes. You still do. I know, but the bag is still charged by the way. You can actually take out but put them in another bag if you want. They don't give a fuck. They still think it's the old school way because they saw their mama do it. I've seen people walk around with a whole fucking vineyard. I thought that was standard practice. I got a black bubble. I got a black bubble. That was the first thing we did. Hit the produce. Hold on. Don't just put that shit in your mouth. You got to I see people go in and grab them straight up and just be like, I do the same thing with a soda. Like, shit, if I'm about to buy that motherfucking soda, fuck it. You can't do it because of COVID anymore. Before, I would literally just open like a bag of chips or something and just... You can't do it no more?
SPEAKER_02:I mean, you can, but it's... It's kind of weird. It's still like, you know, we're in a new, like, eat where you can eat, you know, breathe where you can breathe. Yeah, plus you don't want to
SPEAKER_04:be eating no chips, touching a damn buggy. Yeah. I mean, I don't do that shit anyway. I don't eat a lot of stuff. I don't eat a lot of stuff. Yeah, I ain't never did that. I can't do that. I grew up with a black mom. As a kid, yeah, I did grapes. My mama would never let me open a bag of chips. Nah, hell no. Hell no. It barely be the grapes. It barely be anything but the grapes. You got to the end of the story. You paid for it. Or remember back in the day, the candy section? Hold on. Hold on. When you black, you can't do shit like that, bro. Like, them motherfuckers gonna harass you. Nah, yes, you can. Remember back in the day, the candy section? where you scoop? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the same thing as grapes. That's basically the same thing. Peanuts and shit. I'm talking about actual bags of chips. Mom just told me some peanuts. I ain't never opened a bag of chips in the fucking grocery store. Not that you got to actually scan it. I have no problem with that. Grapes are open-faced. So, like, grapes, the candy bags, the nuts, all that shit. That stuff is acceptable. But I ain't never bust open Oreos. I
SPEAKER_02:don't eat that hungry yet. You know how they have, like, the single-serving cheese sticks?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, you bust them open. I used to bust them open and then and just give them apple at the end. I mean, you could do that. You can do that. But I mean, I never saw no need to do it. Why don't you just eat it as soon as you leave? Because I was a child sitting in a fucking buggy. Maybe I don't like them and I don't want to buy them. I'm trying these. I've
SPEAKER_02:done that too.
SPEAKER_04:Like,
SPEAKER_02:ew, these are nasty.
SPEAKER_04:If it ain't open air
SPEAKER_02:food, I ain't. If you ever see like open shit, that's basically the same thing. It's like, ew, these are nasty. I ain't buying these. You
SPEAKER_04:know, one of my favorite things to do growing up as a kid, though, is taking the little cute phones off of the little red pen. Oh, the little red pen. Come back with a bankroll. They used to be automatic. You got coupons for Palmolive. Yeah, baking soda. You like, I'll do baking soda. Cuz, come to the crib. One thing that is acceptable. One thing that is acceptable. If you go to the grocery store, they got the chicken wings. Get the chicken wings. You can eat that one. Why you shut? That was the best going to the grocery store back in the day. Hold on, hold on. Some wings. Why are chicken wings okay, but potato chips not? Because they put them in a, because it's open. You pay for them. They already weighed them. So is it like potato chips? Nah. You don't buy potato chips by weight. You don't go like in the aisle and get the wings. You pick them out. The lady pay for them or whatever. And you already bought them. You're making constrictions in your mind. Do you find bags of chicken wings? I ain't busting no bag of chips over. That's all
SPEAKER_02:I'm saying. There's no difference in, like, having a free sample. That's like going to the
SPEAKER_04:deli section, getting lunch meat and cheese and making a sandwich and walking around to eat your sandwich because you got to have all the ingredients. Are y'all ready? What you doing? It's your time to shine. Oh, am I doing woke? I'm on a woke. All right, let's go.
SPEAKER_01:News team,
SPEAKER_04:assemble!
SPEAKER_01:Who knew it was going to be one? Oh, yeah, everywhere. I got to get that snacking voice. There you go. There's a lot of shit happening in the
SPEAKER_02:news. Yeah, let's just go for it right away. Juicy was sentenced to 150 days. Of jail. Free my nigga Juicy. Then we gonna start on Juicy. And then Juicy was released. Six days later. Six days later while his appeal is pending. My nigga Juicy Smoothie. So the people of Chicago need to wear out because Juicy Smollett's attacker is out on the streets
SPEAKER_04:again. He's on the
SPEAKER_02:loose. He's on the
SPEAKER_04:loose.
SPEAKER_02:He's
SPEAKER_04:on the loose.
SPEAKER_02:Doing it
SPEAKER_04:for the greater good. That's what he said afterwards. He said, I'm doing it for the greater good. I'm the gay
SPEAKER_02:Tupac. Hold on. This shows the kind of arrogance this person has when he was sentenced. He screams out, I'm not suicidal.
SPEAKER_04:I can't stand this
SPEAKER_02:nigga. This motherfucker is like Jeffrey Epstein. He walked out like this. I'm not suicidal. Literally, there's a whole conspiracy of people that are going to kill him to just... It's the Juicy Movement. The Juicy
SPEAKER_04:Movement. Juicy Movement. I'm a Juicy. I'm a Juiciest. Damn, man. I'm a
SPEAKER_02:Juiciest. I'm a Juiciest. And other conclusions. We
SPEAKER_04:talked about it. I'm Juiciest as fuck, man. Like, do you believe in God? No. I'm a Juiciest. I'm a Juiciest.
SPEAKER_02:I'm a Juiciest. Juiciest. I'm the Juiciest. Juiciest. I'm the Juiciest Juiciest, okay? This
SPEAKER_04:motherfucker, man. I'm a Juiciest. I'm tired of this
SPEAKER_02:nigga. Is
SPEAKER_04:that like Judaism? Your juiciness is on drive, JR.
SPEAKER_02:I just want you to
SPEAKER_04:know that. You lead off with this motherfucker. That's what you lead off
SPEAKER_02:with. What else? Ukraine is still going on. It's now four weeks into it, I think. We're in our fourth week. They're holding on. I think Ukraine has become basically this most loved country in the fucking world right now.
SPEAKER_04:Motherfuckers donating bitcoins.
SPEAKER_02:They're doing what we did in It's 1776. Um... Yeah, it still goes. What else is there to talk about that week? Oh,
SPEAKER_04:Brittany Griner. Huh? She's fucking locked up, bro. Oh, yeah. She's not locked up over this.
SPEAKER_02:But it is. Hold on. I said over there. Hold on. So her sentencing, we believe. So basically, right before this started, Brittany Griner, the number one rookie. Is it rookie? I said Griner.
SPEAKER_04:Sorry. No, she ain't no rookie. But anyway, number one player
SPEAKER_02:in the WNBA was stopped coming as she was leaving the country and they found vape pens. Or supposedly found vape pens. And then the war started in Ukraine. All the sanctions hit Russia. And now Russia is using her as basically a bargaining chip. She was
SPEAKER_04:playing over
SPEAKER_02:there.
SPEAKER_04:She wasn't
SPEAKER_02:over there for
SPEAKER_04:whatever. We know that. But she was leaving. No, but she's not in the WNBA at the time. That's what I'm saying. She was playing over there. She was making like$2.5 million over there.$2 million a season over there versus half a million dollars over there. She's been playing over there for like three years. She had her hemp and weed shit in the bag, in the suitcase or whatever. Trying to bury her. You know what I'm saying? It was like, oh, we about to pop off with Ukraine. We need another damn... That's basically what it is. Let's go ahead and get that real quick. Free her. You think they probably got her and thought it was a guy and then they probably... I don't know. I don't know, man. I think the motherfuckers just thought, hey, we got an American Yeah, I think they knew what they were
SPEAKER_02:doing. They knew they were going to go into... Russia's been knowing that they're going to fucking invade for a few months now. You don't just line 150 troops on a border. What
SPEAKER_04:did I say on three episodes ago on the High Class Dirtbags podcast? We knew we was going to invade. Why the fuck do you think we pulled out of Iraq so fucking quick this year, dog? Them niggas knew we couldn't do two fucking war at two fronts, dog. We pulled out that motherfucker so quick and everybody was like, I don't really understand. understand why we pulled out that bitch so quick. Lo and behold, four months later, what the fuck is going on, bro? What, we sending people over there? Nah, but we shit, dog. You can't be over in the Middle East fighting a war and then fighting a war in Russia. Because it's over our oil and shit. That's what it's about to me. That's why I
SPEAKER_02:gasped. Afghanistan wasn't about oil. Afghanistan, if you really look at it,
SPEAKER_04:was...
SPEAKER_02:There was reason there, but no, the The reason they don't talk about it is Afghanistan has the number one poppy seeds. They grow more opium than any place in the fucking world. You think it's a coincidence that we invaded Afghanistan and the whole country becomes addicted to Oxycontins and heroin? That's not a coincidence, bro. That's what we do. That's a conspiracy theory talk, but in a few years you'll find out that
SPEAKER_04:the
SPEAKER_02:Sekler family
SPEAKER_01:got all their opium from fucking
SPEAKER_02:Afghanistan.
SPEAKER_04:I mean, yeah,
SPEAKER_02:of course, dog. Alright, so in addition to that. China's now on the fence of what the fuck they're going to do. So depending on what China does, it can either be World War III or it can just be nothing and we can just sanction Russia to the ground.
SPEAKER_04:It could be too many lives at stake if they decide. I mean, they're bombing like fucking
SPEAKER_02:theater houses and maternity wards and like, there was a day when 99, like 90 something kids were killed.
SPEAKER_04:That's great. They got to figure this shit out, bro. Hey, we ain't got nothing to do with this. China's smart enough.
SPEAKER_02:No, we don't but we you know it's basically like it could be China's
SPEAKER_04:smart enough to know man China's smart enough to know that's
SPEAKER_02:what I'm thinking I think China's China's in there for the business you know what I mean like they know they're basically like China's just like us in the sense that we want we both have a world dominance present we do ours through military like our you know like we whereas China does it through commerce they literally whereas we send you know fucking 100,000 troops to go be in Africa somewhere China's building bridges and power plants in Africa so when order to keep business going, they have to be business friendly in a sense. You know what I mean? To be in bed with Russia right now is not business friendly. So Tom Brady retired. We talked about it on the last one. And then what? Hold on. And then his last past football... Was it a touchdown football or just the last past one? It was a touchdown. Regardless, the last football he threw was auctioned off
SPEAKER_01:for$500,000 and somebody bought it. And
SPEAKER_02:then... weight. He's like, you know what? I'm not going to retire. So now that point...
SPEAKER_03:Gotcha, bitch! Gotcha,
SPEAKER_04:bitch! That's enough of me, dawg. If you have$500,000 to spend on a fucking football... I don't think you're going to be that mad. You know what? Fuck it. I can't feel bad. On a football. I'm not saying you didn't earn your money. You didn't do any of that,
SPEAKER_02:but I'm also
SPEAKER_04:like... It does nothing. If you saved
SPEAKER_02:up all your money to buy this football, you're a fucking idiot.
SPEAKER_04:But you got to think, though, probably like even after he officially retires, you know, it's probably still going to be, you know, years after, he'd probably still get something. He had some money. For the ball.$500,000. If you had it to spend on the ball, you ain't hurt that much. That's, yes. He still got the ball. All right. What else is there? I would have to, I would have to whoop somebody's ass, though. Hey, man. If I ever see Tom Brady in real life. If I ever refinance my house to do that shit. With the ball. No, no. That's different. Send him an invoice. I'm sure he'll pay. I have to send my kids to public school, out of private school. I
SPEAKER_02:mean, Tom Brady's got like so, like, it's not even Tom Brady who has the money. It's Gisele. He could literally be like, Gisele, can I get$500,000?
SPEAKER_04:He got money too.
SPEAKER_02:No, he has money, of course.
SPEAKER_04:He's the fucking number one. He's the greatest quarterback in NFL history. He's made so much money. He's married to
SPEAKER_02:one
SPEAKER_04:of the biggest
SPEAKER_02:world. Six Super Bowls. Okay, Super Bowl is in America. Nobody in the world gives a shit about America.
SPEAKER_04:I understand what you're saying.
SPEAKER_02:Gisele is on magazine covers in every country in the world. I understand what you're saying. I don't
SPEAKER_04:think she made more than that. Yeah, I understand. I understand what you're saying. He makes more money than her. But I think Tom Brady at this point is bigger than Gisele. Because you live in the United States. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking about... I think globally, yeah. He didn't say bigger, though. He said made more money. He was a model, too. For Uggs and all that shit. I think Tom Brady big. Again, you guys are talking about
SPEAKER_02:national celebrity. He's married to an international celebrity. You're basically comparing... You're
SPEAKER_04:talking to me like I don't know what
SPEAKER_02:the fuck... You're basically
SPEAKER_04:comparing
SPEAKER_02:Tom Brady
SPEAKER_04:to Ronaldo. No, bro, I'm telling you right now. But that's what I'm saying you are. No, at one point. They're both athletes. Hold on. At one point, yes, that could have been said. But I think at this point, no, he's internationally. He's internationally. He has transcended that, though. Maybe when he just won three Super Bowls, yes. But this nigga has literally won the most Super Bowls ever, bro. Trust me, dog. The world knows who the fuck Tom Brady is. The world knows who Tom Brady is. I'm telling you, dog. I want to let you guys know because
SPEAKER_02:you guys are. Hold on. Hold on. This is something like you guys are all American, born, bred, everything. Nobody in the world gives a shit about the Super Bowl. This
SPEAKER_04:ain't the time. He said not as much
SPEAKER_02:as her. Nobody cares about the Super Bowl. I want you to know
SPEAKER_04:that. Tom Brady got so many
SPEAKER_02:endorsements. Again, you're only comparing American things. I'm not saying that he doesn't. You guys are comparing a population of 300 million
SPEAKER_04:to
SPEAKER_02:7 billion.
SPEAKER_04:It's different now. She's still relevant. Maybe So we talk about that. He's my Michael Jordan. How Tom Brady became the NFL's first true global icon. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
SPEAKER_01:I'm
SPEAKER_04:telling
SPEAKER_02:you. You're talking about money, dog. I'm not
SPEAKER_04:talking about money. I'm talking about at one point in time What I said, what I've been saying for the last 10 minutes, and I'll say it again. Y'all been arguing, so y'all ain't been listening to what the fuck I've been saying. So I'll say it again. So what the fuck I said was, at one point, Tom Brady was not internationally known as much as Gisele. Right? At one point in time. You're right. You're right. Right? But now, he is because of how much he has won in the NFL. You know how much billions the NFL has thrown at since Green Bay. Green Bay.
SPEAKER_02:We're not disagreeing with that. But I'm saying, if you go to a small town in fucking Brazil and ask them, who is Tom Brady? They're going to be like, I don't know. Who is Gisele? Hold on.
SPEAKER_03:If
SPEAKER_02:I say, who is Gisele? They'll be like, oh, she's on a
SPEAKER_03:billboard.
SPEAKER_04:How are you lying? You guys are high.
SPEAKER_02:Tom Brady doesn't have billboards in fucking Argentina. No, he doesn't. Why would he? Because the NFL is trying to expand, bro. Because if a tag you watch, Victoria's Hold on. Hold on.
SPEAKER_04:Brady is the first true ambassador of a league intent on global revelance. Man, I wrote that. Trips to Brazil, Japan, Ghana, and other spots. Michael Jordan is a big international celebrity. This is what I'm saying, though, dawg. Tom Brady is Michael Jordan, dawg. Like how Michael Jordan
SPEAKER_03:was
SPEAKER_04:of that era? Tom Brady has been of this era, bro. That's what you're not
SPEAKER_02:understanding. Everybody calm down. Everybody calm down. I'm telling you, bro. Other countries like basketball. Other countries like baseball. Where do we get baseball players? Please tell me. We get a fuck ton of baseball players from other
SPEAKER_04:countries.
SPEAKER_02:We do. We get a fuck ton of other hockey players from other countries. We don't get a lot of basketball players from other countries or football players. A
SPEAKER_04:few. We get a few. A lot of basketball players from other
SPEAKER_02:countries. I meant to say football. Basketball, yes. Football is an American sport. Solely American. That don't mean Other
SPEAKER_04:countries don't watch football. Because of American population. You should have to have people over there, NFL, coming to the
SPEAKER_02:NFL. You guys, I'm from another country. Literally. Like, there is football in America, in Israel, but nobody watches it. The only place is on ESPN, which every fucking country has. If you ever
SPEAKER_04:watch NFL Europe, it was players from all over the country. All over the world. They have one game in England. No, it wasn't one game. They have one game a year in England. No, it wasn't one game. They had a bunch of teams.
SPEAKER_02:I'm not saying. I'm not saying that Tom Brady isn't an international superstar. Yes, you
SPEAKER_04:are.
SPEAKER_02:I'm not saying that. I said his wife is a bigger international superstar. That's all I'm saying.
SPEAKER_04:That's all he's saying. That's all I'm saying. I understand that. That's all I'm saying. But that's what I've been trying to tell you. He is made internationally. Not anymore. I don't think he's bigger, though. I don't think he's bigger. I'm telling you, that's what you think. Who gives a fuck about models? I'm telling you, though. Every man in the world knows who Gisele is. Every man in the fucking world. I'm telling you, though. Motherfuckers know who Tom Brady is. All right, so not every man. But you think every man knows who Tom Brady is? Yes, dog. More men going to know who Tom Brady is than Gisele. No way. And niggas going to be like, who? More niggas know who Michael Jordan was than Gisele, bro. Michael Jordan ain't been around 20 years, so you know who replaced Michael Jordan? Tom. Tom motherfucking Brady, dog. LeBron James. LeBron James. No, dog. LeBron James, yeah. LeBron James is more famous than Tom Brady. You either hate LeBron. or you love LeBron? That's just how it is. Tom Brady has internet global. I think they equally know. LeBron
SPEAKER_02:and Tom Brady. No way. No. There's no NFL in China. China has NBA. Hold on. China has NBA. Let me finish with
SPEAKER_04:this.
SPEAKER_02:We have 300 million people living in the United States. We've talked about this on the podcast before. Hold on.
SPEAKER_01:Can I finish with that? This is what I want to say.
SPEAKER_04:I don't really want to hear your fact because your facts is the fact is you talk about China. China emulates our culture, bro. They watch our television.
SPEAKER_02:You guys are saying who's a bigger international star. You guys keep getting off subject. Well, I'm saying Brady
SPEAKER_04:is bigger than Gisele.
SPEAKER_02:Whereas the NBA is watched by 300 million people in China. That's how much viewers they have. 300 million viewers in the NBA in China know
SPEAKER_04:who LeBron James is. In the NFL. Zero. That's a whole country of a billion people. That ain't zero. Pull it up. Just like you pulled that other bullshit stat up. Pull that up. Yeah, dog. That's what I'm saying, dog. Give me that stat. How many people in China watch NFL? NFL viewership in China. It ain't going to be no little plumber to piss on. What the fuck is watch football, too? Nah, they're all over like basketball, dog. Millions in China watch Super Bowl via mobile devices. That's the first article in the NFL. This
SPEAKER_02:motherfucker says millions. It's a country for billions. Give me a
SPEAKER_04:number. It's the age of the internet. That's all I'm saying. You can know who anybody is. You don't necessarily have to watch football. This
SPEAKER_01:is what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_04:You don't necessarily have to watch football to know who is at the top of their sport in America. So if you research American sports, it's only$100. So if you Google American sports, LeBron going to pop up, Tom I'm Brady going to pop up. Whoever at the top of whatever else sports. Thank you, bro. That's why. That's why we represent our sports to other countries. But then when you click on my. Hold on. Hold on. 200 million. The 200
SPEAKER_02:million is the potential. An estimation of 26 million of what it is right now. So in time, yes. 26 million ain't nobody. But right now, we somehow switched from who's bigger, Brady or LeBron. No. I'm still going with
SPEAKER_04:LeBron. No, my point is that I said they're equally. They still think LeBron is bigger than LeBron. I think LeBron is way bigger. Football is still... LeBron is bigger here. Football is gaining momentum in the rest of the world. Basketball is way more international than football. Basketball is the most international sport. Soccer is the most international. I'll give you that, but to say Tom Brady is not international... I never said that. At one point, I'm telling you, the NFL... I used to work for NFL Films. These motherfuckers have spent billions of dollars to brand Tom Brady as the ambassador of the NFL, dog, to make this motherfucker face known on every fucking continent, dog. In every fucking village, bro. So for you to sit here and tell me that this motherfucker is not at that point now, it's ludicrous because they literally spent billions of dollars the last 10 years doing this shit,
SPEAKER_02:bro. And it was a failed investment. Because, hold on, China is under strict censorship. Hold on, let me talk. You've seen LeBron apologize a million times for saying something, you know, it's free Tibet. Do you see the NFL, the American sport, bending over to China's will? If China's like, hey, we don't want you to salute freedom, do you see the NFL doing that? Whereas the NBA has already done it for years now just to gain that audience. The
SPEAKER_04:NFL will not be the same. Because NFL players ain't coming out talking about what's going on and China is wrong. That's why LeBron came out and said that shit, dog. Because he came out after a game and was like, what's going on? What's going on with the shit in China is wrong. And then he had to apologize, dog. Okay, when do you see niggas on the field getting hit after a fucking 50-yard catch talking about, man, what's going on in China is wrong? Because they're going to be caffeinated. They're going to get booed out of the NFL. What are you talking about? They're taking a knee. They're going to get booed out of the NFL because you can't talk about nothing. What the fuck are you talking about? During the game, it's something China doesn't air. They know how to say shit in the NFL. Bro, what is he talking about, bro? China doesn't air anything that goes against the system. Those niggas don't say shit in the NFL. The NFL says the most. Les can't. They
SPEAKER_02:take knees, they wear things on their
SPEAKER_04:fucking jerseys, on their helmets, on their shoes. I understand what you're saying, dog, but the NFL is a different, like, I'm telling you, bro, like, I get what you're saying, bro. At one point in time, Tom Brady was probably like, oh, that's just Jel's husband. Now, niggas, I just pulled up. No, he's always been Tom Brady. No, no, no, no. We just saying she's bigger than him, man. That's all we saying. But she's not, though, dog. Not anymore. Not anymore, dog. At one point in time, that could have been said. Yes, I'll agree with that. Okay. But now,
SPEAKER_02:no. That's your thing. But let me say this. So, yes, Tom Brady has now reached international success and is known worldwide. Gisele has reached that. He's not now,
SPEAKER_04:dog. He's been fucking international. Bro, I just told you. Why are you getting so mad? Because I'm telling you, he's been in big.
SPEAKER_02:You're not even letting me finish my sentence before you have a rebuttal for it. Because they're spending billions of dollars on him. has been an international superstar since the 90s. In case we all forgot. Who was Tom Brady in the 90s? I
SPEAKER_04:don't know, bro. So she's been on this level forever. He
SPEAKER_02:has just now reached international stardom, where she's been it since she was a teenager. That's all I'm saying. He is not as big. Next subject.
SPEAKER_04:That's crazy, bro. I ain't rolling with that, dog. That's enough of me, dog. Great to listen to you. I don't know if I can believe that. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02:Believe Santa Claus. It's
SPEAKER_04:okay. It's
SPEAKER_02:okay.
SPEAKER_04:I thought he was
SPEAKER_02:real. I thought he was real one time, too.
UNKNOWN:Nah.
SPEAKER_02:Nah.
UNKNOWN:Nah.
SPEAKER_02:All right. So, back to N.P. Oren. I feel like I want a button pushed again. What else is there? Oh, you can't say gay in Florida schools anymore. You can't...
SPEAKER_04:What you
SPEAKER_02:gotta say? Basically, you can't say anything gay and you can also be offended. You can't
SPEAKER_04:say anything gay? Like, you can't teach about gayness at all. How are they going to learn? That's up to the parents now? I don't understand.
SPEAKER_01:It makes no sense
SPEAKER_04:either. I thought gay was a word.
SPEAKER_02:You basically can't use it. If you teach about a person in history and they happen to be gay, you can't say that they
SPEAKER_04:were gay. You can't say somebody was gay. I don't think you can say that they're homosexual. You can't say that? So are they going against the gay people? Against the gay people. Oh, okay. I'm like...
SPEAKER_02:I ain't up there protecting them. Okay. No, it's a gay issue. They're like, they don't want to hear the word. It's basically the same thing almost like you can't teach like true black
SPEAKER_04:history. Now you can't teach like gay history. Don't be talking that gay shit. Don't teach about gays. Damn, say the word gay. Oh, this is a fun one. You can't say gay in the word. You can't say nothing about like relationship, gay relationships. It's kind of stupid. Oh, they're just trying to make like it don't exist. The Senate passed a law to do no more daylight savings time. So that mean
SPEAKER_02:ain't no Senate? They didn't pass a law. Hold on. Let me get this right. Everybody saying it passed the law. What it is, is there's a bill, I don't know how, regulation, where basically if nobody says no, it passes. So ideally, somebody put daylight savings time, nobody saw it, so it passed. And now it's a potential that we can do away with no more daylight savings time.
SPEAKER_04:Like no more spring flow.
SPEAKER_02:It's already passed one house of... That's weird.
SPEAKER_04:One
SPEAKER_02:branch of government.
SPEAKER_04:We
SPEAKER_02:tried this in the 70s.
SPEAKER_04:I don't know. I don't have any work.
SPEAKER_02:Within a year, the people were like, fuck
SPEAKER_04:this. I mean, I know why they do it. I know why they do it. So we have later nights. I mean, it's just because the sun comes up at a different time. I mean, the sun goes down at a different time in these different seasons. So the way to kind of regulate, I guess.
SPEAKER_02:It's basically done to keep us awake at a, you know, like, so we wake up at, you know, like the same time. It's kind of daylight-ish. And we're now in a society where we more care about coming home time.
SPEAKER_04:So we want more time at the end of the day. They should do us like Spain. I think they work four days a week in Spain and then they get a break. I think Dubai is just a day. Then they go back to work. You know how much money companies lose if they go to a four-day work week? Microsoft tried it in Japan
SPEAKER_02:and they actually said a lot of companies that do it say it's just a hard thing basically there was a what's it called a story about like changing
SPEAKER_04:and
SPEAKER_02:how people basically there was an advertisement in like a Pittsburgh newspaper something like that I think it was life insurance not important but they would advertise like a whole front page on the Sunday paper they've been doing it for like 30 years obviously a sudden the person who was in charge of doing this, I guess, got replaced and they forgot to pay the newspaper, the mortgage company, you know, the insurance company to get the advertisement. So for like, I think like two, three months, four months, their ad was not run in the fucking paper, saving the company a fuck ton of money. And also they didn't lose any sales. Like they basically stayed the same. So then when they figured this out, they had a meeting of like, well, we really don't need it. The name, you know, like Liberty Mutual let's just say has become such a staple name like we don't even need advertisement anymore but
SPEAKER_04:they
SPEAKER_02:still did with the advertisement the company was like no no no just still pay them to do the advertisement and take out the full page so
SPEAKER_04:I'm like wait hold on we talking about Daylight Slam yeah we're still talking about Daylight Slam
SPEAKER_02:it's a matter of like even if the change is there like society is not going to fucking change because it's used to it you see You know what I mean? The company still decided to spend$5,000 a month even though it didn't benefit it at all. Without spending it,
SPEAKER_04:they
SPEAKER_02:still made the same amount of money.
SPEAKER_04:I don't hate it that much. I don't hate daylight savings that much. It's all right. It's something to look forward to. When we get an hour, that's cool. I'll take an extra hour because we just go back.
SPEAKER_02:It bothers me for the first day, but
SPEAKER_04:I don't know if I'm going to want to go to work. It's not like you've got to set clocks all over again. At this point in my life, I'm used to the different times areas of light according to the different seasons. So now it's going to be weird as fuck. It's going to be weird as fuck when niggas get the same motherfucking
SPEAKER_02:light at the same time. No, we wouldn't. It would basically be like in wintertime, our sun would, we'd just get a later, you know, instead of the sun setting at five, but on the backside of that, we'd be going to work, it would still be dark at like 830. You know what I mean? Like it's
SPEAKER_04:like
SPEAKER_02:we push it back so we have you know we at least have sunlight it's you know late hours of the morning it don't bother
SPEAKER_04:me it works there's a couple of states that damn got rid of that shit are we the only country that practices that shit nah nah a bunch of countries still do it I'm about to say man I don't mind it at this point in my life I'm used to it man don't spoil these kids these kids are getting everything they got VR they got they get everything they get to play all day now oh yeah we can't beat them I don't What kind of shit, dog? We got beat. It's not on here. Can't call them names or nothing. We had GMO. It was cool to be vegan growing up. All these motherfuckers, you got everything, dog. Kids is vegan. They choosing to be vegan. My daughter talking about she's vegetarian. What you know? You ain't even finished eating all of them. You don't even like Brussels sprouts. You don't even like Brussels sprouts. You ain't even gave wings a try. You don't even fuck with wings. What the fuck are you bailing out this early? I didn't even tell you. Chinese food for you. We ain't even went to Korean barbecue yet. And you like, you bailing on me? What? My seat? That's all. That's all. Try this first. You're betraying me like vegetarian. Like what? Damn. Where'd that come from? You're killing me, Kim. That's
SPEAKER_02:fucking hilarious. Man, I was going to give you a smoker for your 15th birthday. My daddy gave it to me in my 15th birthday.
SPEAKER_04:You're going to the garage just looking at it. You ain't even touching no ribs. Just sitting there catching dust. Man.
SPEAKER_02:Damn. All right, so another conclusion. Remember a few weeks ago or episodes ago, we talked about the Dunkin' employee who punched the old man? Killed him. He was only sentenced to two years house arrest, two years probation.
SPEAKER_04:Free my dog. See?
SPEAKER_02:A story of his peers was like, you know what? You did say him to ask you to say it again. You did
SPEAKER_04:say him to ask you to say it again. And he chose to say it again. And
SPEAKER_02:he
SPEAKER_04:said it again. Not guilty, sir. I told you. What did we say on this goddamn podcast? One Punch Man episode. Check that out. What the fuck did we do? What did we say? We told these motherfuckers here. We was like, yo, there's no way a jury's going to find this man guilty of murder. And guess what? They did. Self-pride defense. Remember? You know what he said when they... I gave him that sentence in the courtroom. I did it for the great good.
SPEAKER_03:Pretty good,
SPEAKER_04:bitch.
SPEAKER_03:Definitely for
SPEAKER_02:the great good. He's got that picture, like that boxing
SPEAKER_04:picture. You know what would be the best? I imagine he stood over him like, You know what
SPEAKER_01:would be a great opportunity
SPEAKER_02:here? For Dunkin' Donuts to pick him up as a sponsor. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. Knock your day out with a Dunkin's coffee.
SPEAKER_04:The family will give consent. They want to get out of that. Kill the day with munchkins. You got a dude in the corner. Your day. Dunkin' Dunkin's coffee. That's funny, man. That's funny, man. That's
SPEAKER_03:funny, man. That's
SPEAKER_04:funny, man.
SPEAKER_03:That's funny, man. That's funny,
SPEAKER_04:man. That's funny, man. That's funny, man. That's funny, man. That's funny, man. That's funny, man. That's funny, man. That's funny, man. That's funny, man. That's funny, man. That's funny, man. That dude, that dude he hit though, he probably had like all kind of like charges and like racist shit. Underlying conditions. The jury probably looked at this shit like, damn, he did.
SPEAKER_02:They probably looked at his like Facebook pose and it's like all lives matter. He's
SPEAKER_04:known to be a racist motherfucker. We should kill him off. We got pictures of him at rallies and shit.
SPEAKER_03:He's
SPEAKER_04:like, well, he went his whole lifetime talking about that one nigga. He finally found him. He finally found him. No, no. He was Hispanic. Gotcha, bitch. He was. I thought it was Hispanic. He was a black dude. Oh, that would have been even better. He was a black dude. I didn't think it would be you. He
SPEAKER_03:found him. That music would kill bills that way. That music would kill bills that way.
SPEAKER_04:That's what I'm saying. I'm going to put a guy on the job. This motherfucking nigga didn't give me my song. Oh, man. I'm going in there. I'm going in there. I'm going in there. You went right into one. Came in a little too hot. I'm keeping it real, girl. I've been waiting my whole life for this moment.
SPEAKER_02:All right. So, in addition, I mean, I guess this is kind of a good segue to it. Georgia passes no license to carry. Anybody who has a gun can just carry now in Georgia.
UNKNOWN:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:So, now this old racist man, instead of coming in and
SPEAKER_04:shooting. I mean, I don't know. I'm not surprised. This is the South, though. I'm not surprised. Just like how they got these ridiculous weed laws halfway across the country and then you can get locked up and go to jail for life for it here. You know what I'm saying? But then you can have a ridiculous ass gun on your persons in public here, but you can't do that shit in Cali, dog, where weed is legal. I get it, dog. I will sacrifice guns for weed.
SPEAKER_03:Any
SPEAKER_04:day of the week. We can have a guns
SPEAKER_03:for weed drive and
SPEAKER_04:everybody turn in their guns and get a pound. Turn in your gun and get a pound. Come get a pound of that good shit. Facts. I'm turning in all my pistols. I'm in line, my nigga. All my pistols. Five pounds. Not all of them. I ain't going to turn all of them. Nah, I'm going to keep one. Two. You got to keep one. Two, three, four, five. I'm going to give them one. I'm going to go get at least a pound. I'm going to at least get a free pound. I'm going to get one pound. I'm going to get one pound. I'm going to cooperate. I'm going to get one pound. See how long this lasts. I might be back. Yeah, I might be back. Let me see what I do with this. At the very least, I can get one.
UNKNOWN:How long y'all got this going on? How long y'all got this going on?
SPEAKER_02:My day ain't working.
SPEAKER_04:It's not a one-time thing. I can come back, right? All right, all right. I'll be back. All good, man. Remember my face. Remember my face. What's your name? What's your name? I'm going to be back, baby. I promise you. I'll be back. I just got to think. I just got to, you know, I got to just think. I'm going to go get my girl. She got some guns. I'm going to go home and smoke, and then I'm going to come back and think. I'll be all right. I'll let you know. I'll definitely give up. And that's why I was like, damn, as soon as they passed that law, I was like, we ain't never getting weed. But here's
SPEAKER_02:the difference between, like, I mean, I'm not an anti-gun person I really am not I'm just it makes no sense to me like like you know like for instance and I'll use the cars as an example like the more cars on the road you would think that there would just be more deaths but it's statistically like you know cars are safer than they were back in the 60s whereas now we have more guns than we do in the 60s but statistically we even have more fucking deaths what we're doing is we're just constantly passing these gun laws Whereas, like, the car companies are like, all right, now everybody has to have a seatbelt. Now everybody has to have insurance, licenses. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04:Like,
SPEAKER_02:they're just
SPEAKER_04:like... But in addition... That's only in the South, though, dog. Because you got to think, all those other fucking states, dog, these motherfuckers are not passing these gun laws. But no, they still can buy. But these motherfuckers ain't...
SPEAKER_02:California, New York... No, you can't. But you can still have, like, you know, outside of... Los Angeles, outside of, hold on, outside of New York City, outside of Chicago, which is the equivalent of going to like Dunwoody or Conyers or something. You can have a giant arsenal and do whatever the fuck you want. These are like, there's state laws and then there's just city laws, like city ordinances. And those are always at a constant battle. You know, you know why I think
SPEAKER_04:though, because like in those cities and shit like that, you got to think like it's a lot of people on top of a lot of people. So if you got automatic weapons on top of automatic weapons, it's like, you know. A lot of innocent lives. A lot of innocent lives. In the South, you might have cities like Atlanta, you got Atlanta, but everything else around Atlanta is country as well. No, that's a very valid... So it's spread out. So it's like, shit, nigga, I gotta have me a pistol. I gotta be able to walk around with my pistol to cover this hundred acres type shit. You know what I'm saying? So that's why it's a little different. But they don't take in the fact that Atlanta has become like a New York and shit like that. It's become very unpopular. I think they do, but I think it's really for I think it's really for the white people to, you know, that's, that's what I think is mostly for this.
SPEAKER_02:It's not like, it's basically like, yeah, like it's basically there's more guns on the street now. So we need to protect ourselves by having more guns. Therefore, like, you know, gun manufacturer, but gun manufacturers will ramp up gun. But here's the thing about all guns.
SPEAKER_04:They doing it because of these motherfuckers going to Walmart and shooting these motherfuckers. But all these motherfuckers is going to Walmart shooting motherfuckers up to them.
SPEAKER_02:They doing it. But it's not them. They're doing it because of an interstate shooting. They're doing it because of... They're using the little minute things. But in a sense, what they're forgetting is there's not a single gun in this fucking country that wasn't manufactured at a legal facility. You know what I mean? There is no legal gun factories.
SPEAKER_04:It sounds like they want to arm the people just in case some shit
SPEAKER_02:goes down. But the more you arm the people, the more you arm the
SPEAKER_04:criminals.
SPEAKER_02:You can't. Just like I can buy... somebody who made a car in their garage. But it's not a big manufacturer. They want their sons
SPEAKER_04:and their daughters to be able to walk around and carry guns no matter what. You know what I mean? Sure, that's fine. But the thing is when you create more guns... They don't care about the...
SPEAKER_02:I know, that's what I'm saying. The more guns you create, the more I can buy guns legally, the more you're going to make illegally. Every fucking person who grows pot legally knows that there's a back market that they're going to sell to as well. They go 100 fucking pounds. 40 of those pounds are going to fall off the truck because they don't want to pay taxes. The same goes with guns. The same goes just like that. Not necessarily the manufacturer, but the dealers, the this, the that. I
SPEAKER_04:mean, I get that. I get what you're saying, but a lot of these motherfuckers who are going to be open carrying is getting their guns legally. It's going to be a wild west out here. They're getting their guns legally. No, I'm not dissing on that. I don't think there's... There's not going to be not one nigga that got a gun illegally open and carried. If you got a gun illegally, right, you're not going to be out here with a gun. Bullshit.
SPEAKER_02:I'm smoking weed in California like... I got a fucking prescription before it was legal. You know what I mean? I mean, yeah,
SPEAKER_04:they will be out with them anyway. I'm talking about open carry, dog. Like, just doable on your hip. Niggas got to do shit now. If your shit is illegal. Niggas, he's not. Dog, niggas. You might have rolled up into Lennox Mall like that. That's what I'm saying, dog. That's what I'm saying. Of course niggas is going to walk around. How do they regulate if you got a regular gun? So we got to start pulling everybody over? I'm finishing. I want to hear your question. You got a good question. Go. Of course these Young niggas is walking around with motherfucking legal motherfucking guns. Illegal guns and shit. And they hood. But I'm talking about, they making it open carry to where it's like you could be anywhere. Nigga, go to Cumberland Mall, bro. You could be anywhere, dog. You could be anywhere, dog. I'm telling you. I've been to Cumberland Mall, bro. Them niggas walking around with motherfucking 30 sticks. I'm talking about Ben doing that shit. Boy, walking in there motherfucking with
SPEAKER_02:them. Young niggas, boy, for real. All right, let's say three. We'll use us for it. Three of us are legally allowed to carry. One of us isn't. We're all carrying guns. How the fuck is a cop going to know who's who? You know what I mean? The black man.
SPEAKER_04:The
SPEAKER_02:black man. But here's the thing. I'm the only one in this group who can't carry a fucking
SPEAKER_04:gun. But this is what I'm saying. They do that. They don't fuck with us because we black. And you with us. Oh, it's definitely a white man's fault. If that was the case, if niggas was just who already got them and they got them illegally and now it's illegal to carry them. So what the police going to do? Start stretching everybody? Yes, everybody. Everybody's black. That's going to be a fucked up situation. Duh. You know what I'm saying? So I think that might be the point of it. Now, they just made the police job harder. There's going to be more niggas getting pulled over. Now niggas can't have pistols. If you're walking, there's going to be more niggas getting harassed just walking. You know what I'm saying? With or without a gun. I got a pistol on me. They're going to be checking. I got a pistol on me, dog. He's got a gun. Yeah. I forgot that law kicked in yesterday. Shit. Yeah. You might have a phone, a cell phone on your hip. Like, if a nigga still carry a cell phone. Imagine just pulling out the cell phone. I don't know, man. Get popped. Nope. Me personally, I feel like this is... I don't think it's a good idea. I don't think it's a good idea. I would gladly sacrifice the gun laws for weed laws. I don't think it's a good idea at all. Let's make some money off of it. You ain't about to make no money off this gun shit. What state just doing that, dog? If you've been convicted of weed... I think Mississippi? If you've been convicted of weed crimes in Mississippi... Oh, they about to give you a first dibs? Yeah, first dibs at the fucking I don't know if it's Mississippi.
SPEAKER_02:Yo, that's some bullshit. Why is it bullshit? Because I've got all my weed charges in South Carolina. It's coming, baby. I am standing, like,
SPEAKER_04:first in line, motherfucker.
SPEAKER_02:2001 over here. Fuck you, 2001.
SPEAKER_04:Have your paperwork and shit. I got one of them expunged, but shit, you see them other two, right? Show up with your fucking, show up with your mugs I got a little beard now. I got a little beard now. I've been good. I've been good, baby. Yeah, I'm here to get what's mine. But y'all niggas didn't fuck with me, though. Y'all did get me. I bought this briefcase of cash. Don't put me in the way. Don't put me on that list. Y'all ain't got to give me no reparations, but hook a brother up. All right, and on the last one,
SPEAKER_02:this is kind of, it's an NPR one, but it also falls, I guess we can even do this in a, that'll know for me, dog. So there's a, divorce with a guy they've been married for like 20 something years uh it's obviously like she's a lot younger than him he's rich as fuck they got married back in like i don't know the 80s
SPEAKER_04:yeah
SPEAKER_02:and she filed for divorce now in 2022 and it turns out that they went to i think the cayman islands where you can actually only one party has to consent for divorce and while the couple was there he filed for divorce divorced his wife and then they lived the remaining 18 years of their life, you know, 18 years of life, and then when she went to file for divorce, he was like, nope, I divorced you 18 years ago.
SPEAKER_04:Damn. That's dirtbag of the motherfucking year. That's dirtbag of the motherfucking year. But in a sense... Keep the change, you filthy animal. That's hard. I don't think that can legally stand.
SPEAKER_02:Why not? Because we're in the United States in a sense.
SPEAKER_04:That shit's legal. That shit's legal. In that same vein... If they filed a big mortgage in the game...
SPEAKER_02:Wait. They got married here in the States. They went to the Cayman Islands or whatever, something like that. Vacation. And got married. No, he divorced her.
SPEAKER_04:They was already married.
SPEAKER_02:They was already married. Then he went there. But in that country, only one party. Everywhere in the world, you need both parties to consent to divorce. Whereas in this country, if you just filed for divorce, you're divorced.
SPEAKER_04:Only one. You don't even have to let the other person know. So he filed. He did it. They came back, had kids. They came
SPEAKER_02:back and still live
SPEAKER_04:together?
SPEAKER_02:They still lived for like 18 years. But she didn't. She had no idea about this. So now when she divorced, he's like, after 20 years, he's like, oh, I was prepared for this. I divorced you back in 1998 or something like that. So I ain't
SPEAKER_04:got to sign shit. So
SPEAKER_02:I don't have to,
SPEAKER_04:yeah, like basically, you don't get anything. Well, no, you divorced. We been broke
SPEAKER_02:up. But they've been together for 20 years afterwards.
SPEAKER_04:Even my girlfriend.
SPEAKER_02:Even in a sense. Even my girlfriend. I was going to say. Even my girlfriend. That's even, like you're divorced. Now you're on the common law marriages. Gotcha, bitch.
SPEAKER_04:Right. If you live that long with somebody, you married under common law, right? Do that still stand up in court? Can you do the opposite? You give her a$500 gift card and be like...
SPEAKER_02:Could you do the opposite? Can you go to the Cayman Islands and just be like, I'm marrying this motherfucker. You don't need to know. And now when you go to break up, you're like, nah, you gotta get a divorce.
SPEAKER_04:Nah, we gotta go all the way back to the goddamn Cayman Islands. Nah, bitch. That would be fucked up.
SPEAKER_02:I think that's fucked up on the Like, I can understand, like,
SPEAKER_04:20
SPEAKER_02:years together, like, I
SPEAKER_04:think 20 years
SPEAKER_02:together, she's not with you for the
SPEAKER_04:money, bro. She might have met you with the money. I think he thought it was going to be, like, two, three years, and then, like, after five, he was like, fuck, shit, I'm just going to stick this motherfucker out. We done had two kids and shit already. Look, when it came time, he's like, you know what? I forgot myself. I forgot. I divorced you myself. I divorced you off. It's been so long. I got these papers. I just got these papers. That's fucked up. All right. Well, was that NPR? Yeah. That was NPR.
SPEAKER_02:The Crown Act passes. You cannot hate or discriminate on
SPEAKER_04:people's hair anymore, specifically black folks. That's called a common sense law. Why was we doing that anyway? What the fuck was that? Hey, and this has been NPR.
SPEAKER_00:Good
SPEAKER_04:news, everyone.
UNKNOWN:Good news.
SPEAKER_04:This is Orin Malik. Good night and good luck. And yes, best part of the day. This week, the newest segment of the High Class Dirtbags podcast. You might have heard this segment on other shows, but I don't give a fuck because we're going to do this shit here because we High Class Dirtbags podcast. Hey, it's going to be called Guess that Cry.
SPEAKER_01:No, guess that race.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, yeah. Guess that race. According to the crime.
SPEAKER_01:According to the crime. Guess that race. According
SPEAKER_04:to the crime. According
SPEAKER_02:to the crime. Oh, and I have one for all of you that I heard on the way over here.
SPEAKER_04:Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Since I know these, I'm going to ask you. All right. All right. This week on Guess That Crime. A sailor kills his wife's lover when he comes home early from work. What do you mean? So he came home and found his wife with somebody else? Yep, and he shot the dude. I'm going to say black. I'm going to say black because I believe I saw
SPEAKER_02:it. Oh, that sounds Hispanic to me. I think
SPEAKER_04:I saw this somewhere.
SPEAKER_02:It sounds Hispanic. I was
SPEAKER_04:thinking that, but I'm going to say that. He's very passionate about his lover. I think I've seen this. Ain't too many Hispanic sailors no more. I'm going to say that, Al. I'm going to say a nigga did this. There's definitely a lot of black people in the lady. I think a nigga did this. I'm going to say white, man. Niggas get real mad when somebody else... Damn, you're right. That's a nigga, man. White dudes just believe. You know what I'm saying? I can't believe you. So did he kill her and her lover? No, it was just the lover. I'm going to say black. I'm going to say black. Because a white dude would have killed everybody. Yeah, a white dude would kill them both. He would have killed everybody. I'm saying black. I'm going to go black. No witnesses. I'm going to go black.
SPEAKER_01:Gotcha, bitch.
SPEAKER_04:Who was it? What's the truth?
SPEAKER_02:I said Hispanic.
SPEAKER_04:It was a black guy. I don't know a nigga that did that. All right. So, it's tied. Yeah, power to P-U-S-S-Y. The next one. Damn. Damn, you killed that nigga. All right. Well, another crime. Man kills two kids over Facebook post dissonance. Kids? What kind of kids? Teenagers. A man kills two teenagers. A 40-year-old man. Oh, that sounds like a white dude. A 40-year-old man kills two teenagers. Facebook post. Over a Facebook post. First of all, why are they friends on Facebook? Facebook. Now, when the news say, man, it could be like a 26-year-old. No, it was a 40-year-old man. Oh, he was
SPEAKER_02:40. 26 years old. How old are your kids with making Facebook posts?
SPEAKER_04:There's some grown men out here doing that. That's a black. That's a black, man. That's a black.
SPEAKER_02:I'm going to go white because, and this is why I'd say it, is the first person who was convicted for a long period of time for storming the Capitol the two of the witnesses were his kids. That were against him.
SPEAKER_04:They were white. You have two white, you have your kids testifying in court against you. He killed two kids. That's not his own kids. They were his kids, yeah. Oh, these aren't his own kids? That's what I said, like some random kids. Ah, some random kids. They got into it on Facebook and then he was like, yo, if I ever see you, I'm going to kill you. Still white. Still white. That's even more white to me. I didn't even say what I was going to say, but I ain't going to say what I was going to say. Say it. I was going to say something crazy. That was going to get us kicked off. I'm going to say white.
SPEAKER_02:Let me go with white.
SPEAKER_04:I didn't want to say Hispanic. It's a black dude. That's some black shit. That's some nigga shit, man. Niggas care about social media so bad. I was going to say slow. All right. Man. There was a man. I don't know where at, but there was a man. He was getting chased by another man with a gun. Right? So he jumps a couple fences and ends up running into jail. That's definitely a white man. That's a white man. I'm going to say a black man. I'm going to say a black man. That's a white man. No, I'm going to say a Hispanic. That's a white man. We're the minority side. That was my other option. They're going to kill you for real. Yeah, they're going to kill you for real. I got one. I know he's going to kill you. Yeah, they're going to kill you for
SPEAKER_02:real. I just don't see white people jumping the fence. What's going on here, buddy? Why are you chasing me with a gun here? I got a gun. A
SPEAKER_04:lot of white dudes don't know how to hop the fence. Roberts. Two people arrested for butt dialing while breaking into someone's house. Oh, there's some niggas.
SPEAKER_02:I would like to say this is a mixed race couple. There's some niggas. It's a mixed race couple. Black and white. This
SPEAKER_04:is crime and unity. Who takes their phone into a robbery? There's some niggas. Everybody. Why you got your phone, bro? Why you got your phone? I'm going to say black. You with the only nigga that you could talk to at the time?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah. Just kidding. You gonna call
SPEAKER_04:your mama while you robbing this house? What the fuck? This is niggas, man. What you going with? This is niggas, man. I'm gonna go with black people, too. Why not? We do the
SPEAKER_03:dumbest shit.
SPEAKER_04:That just sounded like something. Niggas can butt down somebody. Because you was on Instagram before you got on Instagram. And then you put your phone in your pocket. Yo, I'm here. I gotta go. Take your phone anywhere. Nigga. The white people that break in the house don't even got no phone. All right. And lastly, two men were arrested after getting pulled over in a car by state troopers and drugs being found in a bag labeled bag full of drugs. Hey, this can't be real. This can't be real. I'm going like, hold on. I'm saying
SPEAKER_02:like, I want to say white, but I want to say
SPEAKER_04:like, what's
SPEAKER_02:the whitest I'm going to go like, this happened in England or something like that. This has to be the whitest of the white thing I've ever
SPEAKER_04:heard in my life. What's Chichichon? What is it? Hispanic. I'm going to say Hispanic. That's what I'm with you on that one. That's the only thing I'm going to do. I think... So they let you know. I'm going white. I'm going white as white. I don't know. That's ridiculous. Bag full of drugs. Holy shit. Bag full of drugs, bro. They stupid. Damn.
SPEAKER_02:You think like it was bag full of drugs or bag full of drugs?
SPEAKER_03:Bag full of drugs.
SPEAKER_04:I was reading this shit the other day and this shit just had me dying laughing. That's the dumbest shit. Alright, so here's the one I got I heard on the way over here. Bonus
SPEAKER_02:one. Bonus one. A man was arrested and released for breaking and entering because he went into the wrong Airbnb. He opened the door, walked in,
SPEAKER_04:fell asleep on the bed, the homeowner came home, and... Was that his first time there?
SPEAKER_02:Yes. What it was, it was like a duplex, and he actually went into the room. The key was in the same place, went in, there was fresh linens on the thing, and when Lee showed up, they did not shoot him.
SPEAKER_04:That really ain't got no race
SPEAKER_02:to it. That sounds like a white dude, man. You know what the last part said? Lee showed up and did not shoot him.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, yeah. So, all right. Well, yeah, he white. Either white or Hispanic. Definitely white. Gotta be white, though. Absolutely white, yeah. But that could have been anybody.
SPEAKER_02:Anybody could have done it. Yeah, anybody could have done it. Oh, my goodness. Manny couldn't
SPEAKER_04:have made it. He made it out. He made it out. He was white. That's wild, bro. Why'd you fall asleep in my bed? For the greater good. Well, he said, he came home and, like,
SPEAKER_02:he said when he got to the house, you know, help him with confusion, like, it was just like in Airbnb. Like, they had a bunch of towels and fresh linens on the beds for them. So he like made the bed. You know what I mean? He basically thought it
SPEAKER_04:was like, don't run. Let's stay for stupid. And his key work. Apparently the key. I don't know how he got into the place. My key work though. You can't blame me. Maybe he like, I really thought this was my shit. The key work. I got it. I got it. You need to change that key for the greater good. You about to get me locked up. Well, it's been a good, episode of the Hot Class Dirtbags podcast, man. That was a good one, bro. Yeah, man. Hey, as always, man, if you like, listen, shared, all that shit, dog, hey, man, just pay attention, you know? I feel like we're forgetting something. We probably did, man. There's something that happened this week that we're not talking about. Yeah, I just can't talk about the nigga Kanye no more, man. No, not that. We talked about it as well. I think we talked about a lot of shit. I feel like something is, I don't probably remember it in a little bit. Yeah, dog, ain't too much happened, dog. I mean, everything happened. You know, you were supposed to go, oh, you were supposed to do the mitts for a moment, but I guess, you know. Nah, that wasn't it. And we can still do that. Nah,
SPEAKER_01:man. I'm gonna save it for next week.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, save
SPEAKER_01:this shit. Yeah,
SPEAKER_04:I think that's good. Save
SPEAKER_03:it for the greater good! Save it
SPEAKER_02:for the greater good! Save
SPEAKER_04:it
SPEAKER_02:for
SPEAKER_04:the greater good.
SPEAKER_02:It's funny, because it actually is for the greater good, so we'll save it. Yeah, yeah. Well,
SPEAKER_04:As
SPEAKER_02:always, this is the
SPEAKER_04:High Class Dirtbag Podcast. As always, I'm your boy, Olasky. Three I's on Instagram. Two I's in person. One I on motherfucking paper, a.k.a. Dijon Pijon, a.k.a. LL Koochick, a.k.a.
SPEAKER_03:Ben Outchill. You
SPEAKER_04:know what I'm saying? A.k.a. Ben Truitt. You know what I'm saying? Hey, that's my white boy name, Ben Truitt.
UNKNOWN:Sound like you're playing shortstop.
SPEAKER_04:Ben Truitt. Shortstop. We're in the break. When the cops fool me, We over with your name, Ben Truitt. I like it. I like it. That's cool. That might be your best one. Ben Truitt, dog. That might be your best one. I know. I like LL Cool J, too. LL Cool J. I like the Dijon Pijon. The mustard berry. There you go. Well, you already know Shadal Flamespeed. Flamespeed36 on Instagram. You funky doghead, bitch, you. I did that for the greater good as well, bitch. Blurty J on Instagram. You know, whatever. When I get my phone
SPEAKER_01:back. J-E-W-L L-U-C-K-Y. And Instagram. Julaki. Out. I don't like that outro. That was horrible.
SPEAKER_03:That
SPEAKER_04:was
SPEAKER_01:horrible. I
SPEAKER_04:like to
SPEAKER_01:not have
SPEAKER_02:an
SPEAKER_04:outro.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, we tried. I tried doing it. He does it. I tried doing what he did. It doesn't work for me. It just doesn't work. I got, you
SPEAKER_04:know. You know what I'm saying? I applaud your try. I'll bring like a little accordion or something like that. I was watching some dumbass movie the other day. This nigga gave the cops his name. They was like, what's his name? name, Ben Truitt. Ooh, that's cold. That's hard. That's my new moniker, Ben Truitt. That's like Ben Truitt, nigga. A.K.A. Ben Truitt. Ben Truitt. Been podcasting, Ben Truitt. I've been Truitt, baby. For the greater good, I've been Truitt. And I'm here to tell you, you get better on the other side, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See y'all next time.
SPEAKER_01:Same bat channel, same bat. No,
SPEAKER_04:not time.