The HighClass Dirtbags Podcast
The HighClass Dirtbags Podcast
EP:71 The Art of Being a Pullout Champion
Remember when you first heard someone refer to the 1990s as "the late 1900s"? That uncomfortable realization that you're becoming a historical artifact hits differently, and it's exactly where the High Class Dirtbags kick off their triumphant return episode after summer break.
Diving headfirst into absurdity, the crew explores news that sounds fictional but isn't—like the chess champion accused of using wireless anal beads to cheat, or the extensive list of bizarre possessions owned by the late Queen Elizabeth II (all dolphins in the UK? really?). Their signature game "Guess That Crime" challenges hosts to determine demographics based solely on criminal descriptions, leading to hilarious revelations about biases and surprising truths.
The conversation shifts seamlessly between cultural touchpoints and personal boundaries with their recurring segment "That's a No For Me, Dog." Would you pay $1000 just for a photo with your favorite celebrity? Could you date someone who can't cook? The unanimous answers reveal volumes about priorities and values, sparking debates that'll have you forming your own opinions.
California's bizarre legal code gets thoroughly examined, from prohibitions against women driving in housecoats to laws against moth-hunting under streetlamps. Each strange regulation prompts the question: what happened to necessitate this law?
Between discussions of technological evolution that make millennials feel ancient and heated debates about modern conveniences (the bidet conversation gets surprisingly passionate), the episode captures that perfect blend of nostalgic reflection and forward-looking cultural commentary—all wrapped in the irreverent humor that defines the High Class Dirtbags experience.
Whether you're mourning your newfound status as someone from "the late 1900s" or just looking for unfiltered perspectives on today's strangest headlines, this episode delivers the laughs, insights, and camaraderie we've all been missing.
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Speaker 3:Okay, you dirtbags, you saying you can't control your bitches. What I'm saying Bam bam, bam, bam, bam.
Speaker 2:You hear me?
Speaker 4:They can control. Well, I respect your ambition, Willie, but you got to have ambition.
Speaker 3:Right now I'm ready for you. Spoken while I watch you drive Cardi is a former I got my hands feelin' on you Feelin' on you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, black and down really fine, smokin' while I watch her drive Cartier's up on my eyes Got my hands feelin' on you, feelin' on you, feelin' on you, yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cruisin' round to 85, low chocolate main right next to me. She drive to whip and don't complain, but all the bitches textin' and she don't be askin' questions on my mail. She talk to other guys but I'm the only one she care about.
Speaker 1:Lately I've been slippin' but tonight I'll make it up to you. I had to make this money cause for that. It ain't no substitute. This, that music you don't pull out to man.
Speaker 3:Pull out music. Gunshots.
Speaker 1:Pull out music. Pull out music.
Speaker 2:Pull out game Championship.
Speaker 3:Still champs over here, motherfuckers, I'm in the real league.
Speaker 1:I got three kids, but I'm in the real league. That negates you for being a pull out champion, my friend.
Speaker 3:I'm in the real league. I got three kids, but I'm in the real league. Boy, that's the mind of me. Boy, that negates you from being a pullout champion, my friend.
Speaker 1:No, the anti-pullout champs. The anti-pullout champs. Listen, I buck the club up the champ is here I buck it we want the champs here.
Speaker 3:The champ is here.
Speaker 1:We back baby High Class Dirt. We back baby high class dirtbacks podcast back in your face, back in your area. What's happening, what it is, what it do, man, you already know it's your boy Olanski. One eye on motherfucking paper, two eyes and motherfucking person, three eyes on motherfucking Instagram. Aka Ben Truitt, aka Armani Tsunami, aka Dijon Pijon.
Speaker 2:I was waiting for that one.
Speaker 3:Nothing new, though no new ones.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you had another one. You ain't came up with another one yet, no.
Speaker 4:I look forward to those Believe it, or not, I do. Those are always great. I can't wait till.
Speaker 3:That takes up 20 minutes of our intro.
Speaker 4:The avenue you kill Takes up 20 minutes of our intro. You just keep going, I like it the avenue you kill Whoa.
Speaker 1:The father of dragons.
Speaker 4:The father of dragons. The father of dragons, the one who cannot be burned.
Speaker 3:The freer of Geechies.
Speaker 2:The Gimmy X-Man for my sandwich. He's going to have a free of Geechies.
Speaker 1:First of his name.
Speaker 4:So, as y'all know, I'm pretty you from the avenue Just sliding through saying what's up, what it do, how y'all doing yes sir, you know, it's the dog Flames P.
Speaker 1:Flames P36 on Instagram. You bitch you out. My bad, you funky dog bitch you AKA Mr. That's a no for me, dog, all right, all rightA. Mr Snow, me Dump. All right, all right, my turn.
Speaker 3:And Oren Oren Malik, hi Special camera, nothing special.
Speaker 4:Another look at my camera. Hey Oren, Hi guys, how you?
Speaker 3:doing. And today we have an engineer joining us. We're fucking moving up here Say what's up.
Speaker 1:Ben.
Speaker 4:What up Ben the real.
Speaker 1:Ben Truitt, what up the real?
Speaker 2:Ben Truitt, the real Ben Truitt, the real Ben Truitt.
Speaker 3:He's Ben.
Speaker 1:Truitt. Oh man, oh man. I'm sorry, Ben, I got to come up with another name Ben from a goose. Ben from a goose.
Speaker 4:Ben from a goose, ben from a goose, ben from a goose.
Speaker 1:From a goose, why Ben from? A goose Ben from a goose, that could be cool, though that's hilarious Bubble goose, I guess, as always, this is the motherfucking High Class Dirtbags podcast.
Speaker 4:We came in hot man we love it.
Speaker 1:Damn, don't call it a comeback. We've been gone for months Like one, two. It's been man. He came in, hot man, he love it. Damn, don't call it a comeback. We've been gone for months Like one, two.
Speaker 3:No, it's been a while.
Speaker 1:It's been a while since like.
Speaker 3:I've got my whole living model in my bathroom since we last did this July bro, we've been gone.
Speaker 1:Maybe Did you miss us a little while we were gone.
Speaker 3:We went on summer vacation. We I mean not really anything, but we went on to a vacation.
Speaker 1:But yeah, we're back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back. And I'm coming in lukewarm. What up, so how?
Speaker 4:the fuck we started.
Speaker 2:What everybody been doing. Oh shit, yeah, how everybody been.
Speaker 1:You know I've been. You know blessing where I'm favorite. You know I've been good.
Speaker 4:I've been traveling, a lot working, so Is that not the best shit ever to get paid to go to a beautiful place?
Speaker 1:It is after the first week. After that it comes kind of like oh man, I missed my bed, I missed my.
Speaker 4:I was in Puerto Rico for a minute, though, can I tell you that at the top of this year I was shooting in Hawaii right Four right four star hotel, not a five four star hotel, you know. So what I'm getting at is I didn't miss my bed. My bed was amazing. Yo, I loved my bed. My bed was nice, my view, I opened my window every morning four whore, four star. I didn't stay in the orphanage. I wasn't in the orphanage. The four-star hotel Okay four-star.
Speaker 1:I thought it was a whore for a second. I was like wait a minute, but they had like a Tempur-Pedic or something.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was real good beds, like real good beds, big showers, real good beds. That was in the Waikiki, real good beds.
Speaker 1:It made me feel good. You don't should be comfortable as a motherfucker. You be like damn, listen. I woke up in the morning.
Speaker 4:I seen the sunrise over fucking palm trees and boats and ocean Every morning.
Speaker 1:How long?
Speaker 4:was you there A month.
Speaker 1:And you got paid for that. They paid me to do this, oh man, but you had good food, great food. Yeah, I was in Puerto Rico, man.
Speaker 2:The food was horrible, it was rough.
Speaker 1:Really After six weeks, dog, after six weeks of that shit and that heat, bro, that shit be a lot dog.
Speaker 2:Eat a lot of Mufango dog Eat that Mufango dog, that shit be a lot Like nigga.
Speaker 3:I just want a salad. Nigga, don't eat the Mufango in the morning.
Speaker 2:Hold on hold. What were you eating?
Speaker 3:in Hawaii. The food was so good.
Speaker 4:Oh well, to be honest, hawaiians fry the fuck out of some chicken. I was eating a lot of fried chicken in Hawaii. They fry chicken like black people. I don't know how. I don't know why.
Speaker 1:Because the nigga gave them the recipe. But they do Check last episode out. We talked about that. That shit was good. Korean fried chicken Hawaiian fried chicken. P. That shit was good. Korean fried chicken Hawaiian fried chicken Poi is disgusting.
Speaker 4:After a while you don't want to eat the green shit. Everything is just green and mushed. After a while you don't want to do that anymore. So you say let me get some French fries and some fried chicken. It's a big Asian infusion over there. I'm starting off with that. There's a lot of fucking Asian food. I was going to say there's a shit ton of Asian food sushi pumpkins. You do all of that.
Speaker 1:Seafood. Obviously I'm going to get that last.
Speaker 3:They had this one thing when I was out there. I can't remember what it was, but they basically took a taro leaf. It was almost like their stuffed cabbage. They took taro leaf and like wrapped it in like either pork or chicken and steamed it.
Speaker 4:And it was unbelievable.
Speaker 3:It was almost like every version like an empanada, Not an empanada Tamale. Yeah, it was like that version they just wrapped it in a leaf or stuffed cabbage, something like that. They had a lot of GI influence on the Big Island, at least. That was interesting when I was out there, isn't it? It was completely rice and beans for breakfast, but you know hamburger patty with biscuits and gravy yeah, what is that meal?
Speaker 4:they have rice, beans and hamburger and some shit on it. Say, here I had it. Oh, it's loco moco, loco moco. Yo that shit was good, but it's.
Speaker 2:You see how it's like it's such a like.
Speaker 3:It's Asian and like American, like army GI it's like fried rice and cheeseburger on top yeah exactly with gravy.
Speaker 1:That's called meatballs and rice, basically meatballs and rice with gravy, with some pan
Speaker 2:gravy and some corn and some stramines on the side. That's exactly what it was listen.
Speaker 4:I ate that shit and pushed the table back like that shit makes you gotta sleep, though that's why and pushed the table back like I still make that.
Speaker 3:That shit makes you gotta sleep though.
Speaker 2:That's why I push the table back.
Speaker 4:And then there's always a big fat man, like a 400-pound man, with a little ukulele, with a beautiful voice. He's huge with the smallest guitar ever. It's like and he has a beautiful voice. You're like, you have the voice of God. You make no sense, though that would be hilarious.
Speaker 1:You got to see it. It makes no sense.
Speaker 4:It's the biggest motherfucker in the world with a beautiful little voice.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's so funny in my head right now. If I walk up and see that, first of all I'm going to film it and it's going to look at this film all day and just be like, oh, that's a fat guy you were going to say he's not a fat guy.
Speaker 4:He's a huge Polynesian man Like 6'11", 700 pounds, big-ass hands, little teeny guitar. It looks like this with his hands.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's just the hilarity of that you look at it like huh Play the fuck out of that shit, Right.
Speaker 2:It will Play it, though Play the fuck out of that shit. I look good when I sit in line Right and we'll do some shit like that. He will sing some shit like that beautifully.
Speaker 1:And you're like what the fuck is going on? What is?
Speaker 4:that voice, that's you. That's you Human man. You, huge, huge man. Yes, like, get into my belly huge. That's why you can't judge a book. That's a fucking thesaurus.
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Speaker 2:I had amazing jazz.
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Speaker 2:I'll be there next.
Speaker 3:Wednesday Venkman from Ghostbusters it's that name. It's a bar over here in Old Fourth Ward Amazing.
Speaker 1:Real quick. We didn't. What song was that?
Speaker 4:Oh, my bad, we can't tell you. It's your song, sorry.
Speaker 1:That was Right Now in 85, man From the album Pied Metal State of Mind, Don Jones Flamespeak. We just put that out, probably like a month ago.
Speaker 4:That's that guy, Flames P.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean? That guy, we put that out about a month ago.
Speaker 2:It's a dope ass EP, but that's that my dog Thelonious Round Down 85, man.
Speaker 1:Thelonious P Off of that album, the EP. Hey, look, by the time this come out, we got a show coming up October 16th. Yeah, man, I'm going to pull up Rocktober Bash. We'll pull up and pull out. Ooh, pull up, pull out.
Speaker 4:I don't even care about Paul. No, it's going to be a vibe. It's going to be a vibe, it's going to be a vibe. We're going to pull up. We're getting that go nowhere. We're going to pull up.
Speaker 1:I'll pull up, but I don't pull out. You know what I'm I?
Speaker 3:could pull it up Before we get started. I want to bring something up that I read and it really it's kind of been fucking with me. I figured I'm going to you know, fuck you guys' head up from now on too. What you got it was a post by a high school teacher who was like great, you know, he has like a film class, and so he had his teachers write I mean, not his teachers, his students write, you know, like a paper on a film. I'm not exactly sure what it was, but he highlighted a little blurb, a little quote out of this kid's paper, and it just really fucked with me. The kid said although it was made in the late 1900s, the Matrix still holds up to today's socioeconomic.
Speaker 2:I was like the late, that was 1999. The matrix still holds up to today's socioeconomy.
Speaker 3:I was like the late that was 1999.
Speaker 2:This bitch said the late 1900s, and that is where we are. We grew up in the late 1900s, Like that's never going to go away right.
Speaker 1:You know what's crazy and I can't get that out of my fucking head. I'm glad I'm smarter than others. When you said it, I was about to say what the fuck? He's right and they talking about us, like them old motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:That's exactly. It Us like the fucking Mosul.
Speaker 1:Late 1900. Motherfuckers, when was you?
Speaker 4:born 1980. He's from the late 1900s.
Speaker 3:God damn, he's 1900s.
Speaker 2:How damn he 1900s.
Speaker 3:How many of y'all still alive, damn.
Speaker 4:Like 12 of y'all still alive, 1900 kids.
Speaker 1:How are y'all niggas still alive?
Speaker 3:16-year-old thought what 25 years ago?
Speaker 1:Late 1900s little motherfucker, little bad 1900. He pisses me off. I want to punch him in the face. You hit him in the ribs so he get no bruises, so kids can't see him.
Speaker 4:Punch him right in the underarm. What was he born?
Speaker 1:2010. Going for the hug. You was funny, I hit him Ah you was funny.
Speaker 4:Why are you crying? I don't know. Just hug him, all right.
Speaker 1:I don't know, that's some bullshit. Now that you guys know you're fucking ancient.
Speaker 4:I'm a dinosaur, let's continue with this show.
Speaker 1:Thank, you Good one, everyone doing good, everybody been good huh.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm good, I got no complaints.
Speaker 1:How you been, ben. I'm chilling. Bro Ben says he's been chilling. You know I'm hot and fresh, just moved to Atlanta. Come say hi, ben. Come say hi.
Speaker 2:What up you?
Speaker 4:know he's fresh down, bro, he's fresh on camera. He's like nigga, I don't know.
Speaker 1:It's his first time baby. All right, yeah, man, it's all good man, we're going to bust that chair Pow.
Speaker 3:Looks like we have a lot to get to today. It was a big summer. A lot of shit happened. Where do we want to?
Speaker 1:begin, man, I think, I don't know. Man, let's come in with the news man News already. We don't want the news.
Speaker 3:I don't know. Some depressing shit happened this summer.
Speaker 1:We can start with that, all right. Well, fuck it, let's go Guess what it's time to get to crying. It's time.
Speaker 3:It's time to guess the crime.
Speaker 1:It's time to guess the crime Guess the crime.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't want to start with the verse. It's so much better.
Speaker 2:Guess the crime yeah we're going to guess the crime, that crime, that crime, we're going to guess the crime, that crime, that crime, that crime, we gonna guess that crime.
Speaker 1:That crime, that crime, okay, man, all right we coming in lukewarm, coming in hot.
Speaker 3:I want to know who Luke is and why the fuck he gets a temperature named after him.
Speaker 1:That's one of the questions.
Speaker 2:Like here's warm water, here's cold water. He's a Skywalker. I shall name know who Luke is and why the fuck he gets a temperature named after him? Luke Skywalker, that's one of the questions. Like here's warm water.
Speaker 3:Here's cold water. Because he's a Skywalker, I shall name it after Luke Because he's a Skywalker, all right, so y'all ready.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right. Ceo. Arrested for selling porn to inmates. Ceo, what was his name?
Speaker 3:Collectional officer selling porn For those of y'all, all right. Do we know what kind of porn that is? Or was it just all of it? Hold on.
Speaker 1:For those of y'all at home, first-time listeners, guess that crime is when we say a crime and then we guess the denomination of the person who committed said crime, and we do it at the end of the show. Usually we're going to kick this shit off with this today. This shit hilarious. Yeah, we gonna come in hot, so fuck it All right. Co arrested for selling porn to inmates.
Speaker 3:Do we know what kind of porn, or is it just porn in general? Are they specific in the story?
Speaker 2:I'm taking the game seriously, I'm just going to say porn.
Speaker 1:Porn comes in different shirts.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say black.
Speaker 1:I don't really care what kind of porn it was.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say a mix.
Speaker 4:I'm going to say black. I don't really care what kind of porn it was.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say a mix. I'm going to say a mix. He got a mix.
Speaker 4:He got BBWs, it ain't over.
Speaker 1:I'm going to assume the dude was like Blockbuster Hollywood Home Video in the prison system. He had like the gay shit at the bottom.
Speaker 4:Look at Trish's bottom, just in case I ain't trying to say nothing, but just in case. Wow.
Speaker 3:Can I double down on this and say it was a white woman? I'm going double down on this.
Speaker 4:Wait, you know what's funny about that statement is because I too wanted to double down, but you beat me to the double down. So now, if I do, I look like a double down.
Speaker 3:You can double down. You ain't never played backjack.
Speaker 4:I'm double down too, and I too want to say a white woman. I said black, I said black. White woman, black woman. All right, Ben, do you have a guess? I think it's a white man, Ooh. White man, he doubled down too, white man huh.
Speaker 1:Well, ben, guess what? I know you ain't on the pod today, you off on the side, but guess what? Ben said white man, and Ooh, ben got. Ah, damn, get you something.
Speaker 4:Ben, ah, it was a white man.
Speaker 1:Get you something, Ben. I believe it was like in one of the Hold on. Do we know, maybe he identified as a woman. Maybe it was a man Are we sure. It was a whole white dude bald-headed, I think he identified as a.
Speaker 3:Damn. Why didn't I think of?
Speaker 1:that Sure All right.
Speaker 3:I was just hoping a white woman would. That'd be amazing right.
Speaker 4:A white woman Like a big dyke, All right.
Speaker 1:A Connecticut man was arrested after he drew a gun on two women for not thanking him.
Speaker 3:Connecticut white.
Speaker 1:Oh, that is definitely white. Connecticut white.
Speaker 3:I ain't no white with that Connecticut white.
Speaker 1:And I know some niggas in Connecticut but I know some chicks in Connecticut White.
Speaker 2:You said Connecticut white, so I can't say no, wow, I don't know because I don't really know Connecticut like that.
Speaker 4:A Connecticut man was arrested after he drew a gun.
Speaker 3:The music has hung up.
Speaker 4:You have to have your answer now.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 4:How about this? I'm going to say a Hispanic Connecticut man.
Speaker 3:I'm just going to put a no for you right now. Over here it's a white man. Ben says white too.
Speaker 2:But guess what, Yusef?
Speaker 1:Hispanic, white too. But guess what, yusef Hispanic, it was a.
Speaker 4:Hispanic man, bam In Connecticut. You know what it is right, spanish dudes is dead serious about me. Oh, everybody knows, carlos. A Spanish man walks away and you know what he says. Oh God bless you. How do you bless someone and make them sound bad? I was here in Connecticut, white, that's what I did. I hold the door for you, bish.
Speaker 1:Trick questions Adam.
Speaker 2:I got one let's go.
Speaker 1:Plains was running through them shits early on man.
Speaker 4:Last couple of years.
Speaker 2:He was running through them. I'm on the winning streak.
Speaker 1:That's why I'm taking this shit personal. All right, I got one, let's go All right. Next, one man sues woman for $1,000 after he spent that on her for a date, and then she calls her ex to pick her up afterwards.
Speaker 3:Black dude that's what I'm guessing. Black dude.
Speaker 2:I'm going white, you're going white. Dude, on this one Black dude.
Speaker 3:I'm going black dude on this one. I'm a straight black dude. I'm going to spend a lot of money.
Speaker 4:That's a black man. He's like nah bitch. That's a black man. He's like nah bitch. I need my shit back. Fuck you.
Speaker 1:That's a black dude, all right, so Black dude. I'm going to say white.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say white.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say white. I'm going to say white. It was a mixed dude man. He looked black.
Speaker 4:Black dude so he's black. And the man, he's white, he's a black dude. That's a half of one.
Speaker 3:That's a half of one for everybody.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying it's half of one. He was black and white. Yeah, he was mixed. Wait, the police pulled this man over, let me ask you this. He was black. What do you mean? You're a black man. I'm trying to fight this shit.
Speaker 4:Is he a black man who looks like somebody from the Huxable family, or is he a mixed dude who looks more like Orrin.
Speaker 1:Yes, no, he's like. Okay, he's a black man.
Speaker 3:So say, if the cops pull him over, how's it going?
Speaker 4:You go by the way you look in America If you get pulled over and get beaten in the head you look
Speaker 1:like a cop.
Speaker 2:You look like a cop.
Speaker 4:Let him go, Let him go Be mean, fuck him up.
Speaker 1:Always go by the cop truck. It looked like Steph Curry and Klay Thompson.
Speaker 3:It looked like John Boo.
Speaker 1:Who does he?
Speaker 4:look like Good question, steph Curry, he might get him on. Is he Blake Griffin? It looks like Drake.
Speaker 3:Is he Blake Griffin or Drake?
Speaker 1:Damn it, he's darker than that Move on.
Speaker 4:We got the point he's a black man, get an ass beat All right.
Speaker 1:This isn't really a crime, but it is kind of a crime. So I said fuck it, we're going to do it. Man cuts his balls off, dreaming about cutting.
Speaker 3:What, for some reason? Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Speaker 1:Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Speaker 3:So he's dreaming about cutting meat and goes to the kitchen and puts his own balls in the shower.
Speaker 4:I'm like what? That makes no sense. So he's dreaming about cutting meat, first of all, that's a fucking dream, right there, apparently the dude.
Speaker 1:This dude's a chef and he was dreaming about cutting.
Speaker 3:Oh, so he was dreaming of work too. Yeah, yeah, he's a blue fuck, though he was dreaming of work, I tell you.
Speaker 1:But for some reason he had a knife on his bedside.
Speaker 4:He's a white man.
Speaker 1:But for some reason, I guess he had a knife on his bedside.
Speaker 4:Wait hold on.
Speaker 3:I assume he just had a knife on his bedside. Do what Did. What was it dude? White people don't sleep with knives by their fucking.
Speaker 4:He slept walk to the kitchen. They got like, hey, oh, he slept walk, he had to, he had to, he's a white man. You say straight up, you triple down. He said a white Italian man.
Speaker 1:He was dreaming about cutting the wrong meat. Oh God.
Speaker 4:He woke up busy and cut his meat. Yeah, he cut his meat, he's doing the dummy.
Speaker 1:That means like that's your occupation. So everybody, we all do something in the daytime. But you know, sometimes, like some nights, when you damn get home you know what I'm saying you go to sleep, you be thinking about shit. You know, you dream about shit, you do at work.
Speaker 3:I mean, trent did sleepwalk and set up all these cameras last night.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this girl was like oh my God.
Speaker 1:This girl called me, if you do this shit every day for a long time, you're going to have dreams and shit about you know, yeah, work, yeah. So to me, that's why I say like that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:It sucks that it's a dream, it's probably a butcher, wow.
Speaker 1:That's why I stopped being a grip. I had a dream one night.
Speaker 4:I was like I's time to go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got your apple pie straight here I'm talking about, I have my pillow in my hand. I said I got the apple pie straight here.
Speaker 2:I said no, that's the worst Dreaming about work and then, going to work.
Speaker 4:That's fucked up.
Speaker 1:Nigga, that's a 12.
Speaker 4:A lifetime thing.
Speaker 1:A 24-hour day dog you dream about work for eight hours.
Speaker 3:Hold on the Hold on the suspension's killing me. I need to know what?
Speaker 4:Oh, this is a white man.
Speaker 1:This is definitely a white man, definitely a white man. But what's the Italian? If he's Italian, I get two points, I got one. It's all right If he's Italian.
Speaker 4:I get one. Is he Swedish?
Speaker 1:Everybody gets one. On this one he cut the meatballs Because last one was Polish.
Speaker 2:All right something.
Speaker 3:Could have been Polish. Right now, Flames has one.
Speaker 1:I still have two. No, you have one, we still have one and a half apiece One, and a half, whatever I'll give you.
Speaker 3:you know, here's a little smiley face for participation.
Speaker 1:I'm keeping track. Flames has none.
Speaker 3:No, he got the white.
Speaker 1:I said white.
Speaker 3:He just got this one. Yeah, Yusef with three, Ben and Oren with two.
Speaker 1:I'm going to look that up, so I can get two points.
Speaker 3:I don't think it's going to say, unless his name is like Sal Trittatore, no you're going to answer a question like this.
Speaker 4:So he's a black heterosexual male between the age of 55 and 70.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to put man cuts off his balls and then they're going to put it under him like an Italian, pull it up.
Speaker 2:He wants to do like all of it, because I'm going to look it up. You do his thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man cuts off balls.
Speaker 3:Yeah what's he talking about he's cutting meat. Let's find out who he is.
Speaker 1:I think he was Swedish. I'm serious Alright. Last one man goes to jail After prostitution sting On his wedding night. Oh god, his girl falls asleep On their wedding night and he's like Fucking what we say what we say when I'm on vacation.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking right, that's right, we say that right yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm fucking.
Speaker 1:Well, hey you on vacation, you fucking right. So this man? Hey you on vacation, you fucking right. So this man. Hey, he was on vacation on his wedding night. He was like yo, I'm fucking. And then he went to the hotel. It was a prostitution.
Speaker 3:I think to understand this, we first have to see what woman is not giving it up on her wedding night. Yeah, no, I don't want to know.
Speaker 1:That's every man Not every man.
Speaker 3:Don't count me in this shit.
Speaker 1:No, I'm talking as a man, like men, like every race of men. That's why I said it that's every race of men. So you ain't getting none of your. I don't give a fuck what night it is. If you run something that's going down, they're going to try to get something. So I'm going to say white. Fuck, gonna try to get something. So I'm gonna say white.
Speaker 4:Fuckers, I'm gonna say white.
Speaker 2:You know what we?
Speaker 1:ain't about to do that. Nah, you wake up dead, you ain't about to do that on your wedding night. We not that bold, I'm gonna say that's a Caucasian male.
Speaker 3:This is too bold for anybody who's a white man.
Speaker 4:That's a Caucasian male. Only a white man is big enough A word.
Speaker 3:And a Hispanic man. A word I'm getting me some pussy on my wedding night bitch.
Speaker 1:Oh God, fuck you, heidi.
Speaker 3:You know what's so crazy If you think about it. I feel bad for the woman, though.
Speaker 4:God, that's got to be like the worst part, how you say no on your wedding night.
Speaker 3:I don't think she said no, honestly, like you know. I mean I don't even care, I don't even care, regardless if she said no or not, she's not in the mood. It's a honeymoon.
Speaker 1:Like you, just got married. I don't know she could have said Wedding night is honeymoon.
Speaker 4:Primarily, when she says I do, we say hey, we go fuck, and then we can have proof that we fucked.
Speaker 1:Look what the fuck? Culture, what cultures are you speaking of? World cultures? That's what I'm saying. On your point, though, black and white is the only culture who really like. Take that, like honeymoon, wedding shit, like that. Like other cultures don't, even no other countries do I mean, they get married and all that, but they don't make it as big as we do. Like I say, we want to make a memory of someone bent over the balcony with something dripping down their leg.
Speaker 3:Israelis go on month-long honeymoons and shit dude.
Speaker 4:A month. Americans yeah, they kind of have like.
Speaker 3:Americans are like we're going on a honeymoon for like five days, See you guys in a month?
Speaker 4:No, that's I can't see a honeymoon when I get married.
Speaker 3:my honeymoon is going to be minimum three weeks Minimum.
Speaker 4:All right, well shit, I see you going with that. That's long.
Speaker 3:No, it isn't.
Speaker 4:You may wake up at day 17 like you know what. I don't even like this bitch, no more.
Speaker 3:Oh, you're stuck with her for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1:He's trying to make a baby at that time.
Speaker 4:Wow so soon.
Speaker 2:Yes, baby at that time, wow so soon.
Speaker 3:Yes, don't know the race, but you guys can guess that he's from Ghana, a white man from Ghana A white. African, a white African, cut his own balls off. What the hell.
Speaker 2:The article doesn't say if he was white or black.
Speaker 4:He was a white African from Ghana.
Speaker 1:No, so you're wrong. No, he was a white man. Kofi Adda is his name. No, so you're wrong.
Speaker 2:No, he's a white man. Kofi Adda is his name.
Speaker 1:Oh, there ain't no white man there.
Speaker 4:There ain't no white man in Kofi Hold on, everybody's wrong.
Speaker 1:So everybody just goes off.
Speaker 3:one point we all guess the same Damn.
Speaker 1:It was a nigga.
Speaker 3:A nigga got his nigga.
Speaker 1:Nigga, I'm surprised.
Speaker 3:Hell must have froze over Nigga. I'm surprised.
Speaker 1:You know how much points I could have had if we had a fact checker. I could have been killing y'all.
Speaker 3:Coffee out there who works as a farmer, suffering incredibly. Let's see if there's any images. No hell, no nigga.
Speaker 1:Why you want to see this man meet.
Speaker 2:You want to see the man meet.
Speaker 3:You want to see his images no, I want to see the mango meat. You want to see his images. You want to see the mango meat?
Speaker 1:No, I want to see that shit.
Speaker 4:Go Google mango meats, mango meats, mangomeatcom. No thanks.
Speaker 1:That was the last one. That was a good one yeah that was good right.
Speaker 4:Mango's in jail after fucking.
Speaker 1:Prostitutory Shout out to Ben, my motherfucking dog, Ben what?
Speaker 4:up Ben. My motherfucking dog Ben man. What up Ben?
Speaker 1:Motherfucker got this official fact checker man.
Speaker 3:I'm reading it with this African. I sat in the chair and I dozed off as I slept. I dreamt about cutting meat in front of me.
Speaker 1:I love it.
Speaker 3:What's the African? He's got a quote. I don't remember how I got the knife. I was so confused, wow.
Speaker 1:This nigga was sleep cutting.
Speaker 2:He was sleeping. I cut off my meat by sleeping my meat.
Speaker 1:Not your meat man.
Speaker 2:My meat, not the meat. He's a farmer. Damn it. You think he's got like that big ass knife, though he got the sharpest knife ever.
Speaker 4:What the fuck you?
Speaker 1:thought you was doing. Dog, Don't ever fall asleep on the couch ever again, dog.
Speaker 4:What would you do how?
Speaker 1:do you? Wake up with bloody meat Like ah, not my meats, joe Ah man, not my meats, joe Ah man down, that's crazy.
Speaker 3:Help, help. I'm locking up all my knives before I go to bed now.
Speaker 4:I'm just going to sleep in my bed.
Speaker 3:Just in case Funny Google out there fucking making people chop their nuts off.
Speaker 1:He think he at work, oh shit, but how you?
Speaker 2:at work on yourself, though he went to work on himself what you just do Put your balls on the Ha.
Speaker 3:You put them on the chopping block Like you cut a pear.
Speaker 1:Was he just free cutting? Was he just?
Speaker 4:standing there Did he make a souffle cut Like what did he do? A free?
Speaker 3:cut, was it All right? Well, I'm a free cutter. I think after that, none of us win. Guess that crime. We all lost on this one. We all lost Me too.
Speaker 1:All right, oh shit.
Speaker 4:That's funny.
Speaker 1:Well, all right.
Speaker 4:Nobody guessed that though.
Speaker 3:We've got the news now.
Speaker 1:It's the news.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it started off with a funny one Chance Champ. Oh, Good news everyone. Good news bitches. Npr has just started. Npr, when do we begin? Let's begin with a light story. Chess championship Chess champ uses anal beads to cheat.
Speaker 1:In fact that man I don't know what I'm saying Look this shit up. Man, I'm like hold on, look this shit up man.
Speaker 3:No, don't look up how it's true, because it is true how he did it, because I'm still trying to figure out, because chess is one-on-one.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Somebody was in the audience sending him like messages through the anal beads but I'm like how did you get in his head.
Speaker 4:So my question is so if it's cheating, did I hold you down and put him in you and and say ha ha, I'm gonna play chess, like how is it cheating?
Speaker 3:I wanna know how you got to that logic?
Speaker 4:How is it cheating?
Speaker 3:I'm gonna force another man.
Speaker 2:How is it cheating? I don't get it, we're gonna speak of this one. Before I look it up, I wanna say maybe it was like some vibrating shit, yeah that's what it is, and whoever was watching was like that's what is this?
Speaker 3:How is it cheating?
Speaker 4:There's someone 430 saying, hey, you're going to wear these motherfucker. And as you concentrate you're like, oh shit.
Speaker 3:You know what makes me think about it now I wonder how many quarterbacks are out there with anal bacteria right now, if it's double vibrate they're blitzing. One vibrate or as you cock-a-bat.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, oh shit, you get sacked. Oh shit, oh shit.
Speaker 3:You get sacked.
Speaker 4:The whole sports world.
Speaker 3:Is about to be turned over.
Speaker 1:What are you doing? I'm nutting.
Speaker 4:First of all, what's wrong with him? He got tackled five minutes ago. I can't stop nutting.
Speaker 3:It's a true story. Yes, overtime.
Speaker 2:It's just a whole bunch of cutaways 19-year-old Hans Niemann pulled off a major upset, defeating Norwegian Grandmaster Madness Carson 31. Yada, yada, yada.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yada, yada.
Speaker 2:The rumor is he was circulating that he was Tapping into a computer program through a prostate massager or wireless anal beads that can secretly communicate when he moves to him.
Speaker 4:So it buzzed when he touched the wrong piece.
Speaker 3:No, no, so ideally he hooked it up to a computer that's watching the game and giving him the best you know, like this is the smartest move to make. No, I get it.
Speaker 4:But how many fucking different vibrations do you have. How do you get that information? That's a determination, bro.
Speaker 1:That's months and months of vigor.
Speaker 4:He just sits there with a vibrator.
Speaker 3:He's got a coach who's coaching him? Like nope, that was B to 7, motherfucking laps. You were wrong.
Speaker 4:Nah, don't take it out, don't take it out, leave it in, run with it.
Speaker 1:Seven Fuck is wrong with you Run with it, you better not drop it out.
Speaker 4:I want you to jump rope with this shit and now drop it.
Speaker 3:He's just not saying a word about this stuff, you squat, squat 285.
Speaker 4:You better not drop it, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Yo, I can't breathe bro, I'm sorry. What the?
Speaker 4:fuck, it vibrated when he made the right and wrong move. Bro, that's a dumb shit.
Speaker 1:That's like evil and disgusting Like it's like, that's like smart as fuck, that's genius.
Speaker 4:But that's genius. But why in his butt though this?
Speaker 3:gives a new. That's what I'm saying like you can do that anywhere, yeah.
Speaker 2:This gives a new definition.
Speaker 4:But you can do that though. But you can do that, but why would you want to do that? To cheat, to win, to be the best, but in your butt, but I'm still going to put that in my butt.
Speaker 1:If you can come up with that type of technology, maybe they strip searched everybody before.
Speaker 3:How do?
Speaker 4:you cheat, is it his butt?
Speaker 3:I don't get it. I don't get it, I'm telling you this right now.
Speaker 2:I put it in my neck before.
Speaker 3:I put it in my butt.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man Come on.
Speaker 1:You can't just vibrate my hand. I can't put something right in there, let me get a computer chip in my hand If I was that smart. Nobody's beating me in chess anyway, but it seems like he wanted to put something.
Speaker 4:It seems like he just wanted to put something in his butt that made him feel secure. Yeah, he just wanted to get that.
Speaker 3:No, he just wanted it in his butt.
Speaker 4:He just wanted it there.
Speaker 3:I'll tell you this though I'll never look.
Speaker 1:No, he's an evil person because if he like, make weapons of mass destruction.
Speaker 4:it'll be like weapons of ass destruction. It'll be like a butt bomb he goes to the room, ass goes to the blow up. Weapons of ass destruction.
Speaker 3:He's supposed to show up with like a suicide vest and be like you don't have a vest on.
Speaker 2:He's like I do, yeah, I do.
Speaker 3:Ass go.
Speaker 4:Come on, man he comes, he drops some nukes in everybody's toilet Get him off the streets.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:Please get him off the streets, you know where the bomb is at In my ass, In my ass. Get him out of here. Get him out. Holy shit, dog. All right, let's Get this motherfucker out of here dog, Hell, nah dog, this motherfucker, devious dog.
Speaker 1:This motherfucker was like yo. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:All right, next story. I can't feel nothing. Trump's home was raided. Yeah, Look yeah, bunch of shit. Yeah, no surprise there everybody.
Speaker 2:No surprise no surprise by now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm not going to spend too much time on that. The Queen dies.
Speaker 3:Queen of England, she's like five years old, anyway, right, 96 years old Betty White died in 99.
Speaker 1:America wins.
Speaker 2:Yeah, america wins.
Speaker 1:We got to talk about what this damn bitch owned, though. Did you see this, yo, wait I saw that she owned the ocean bed?
Speaker 4:Yeah, sure, it's all. How do you, as a human own?
Speaker 2:a no, no, no.
Speaker 4:No, don't drink. That Answer my question.
Speaker 3:No, you know what? How do you own a fucking ocean bed?
Speaker 4:I can tell you why An ocean bed.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to speculate. I know you got the facts.
Speaker 4:An ocean bed.
Speaker 1:But I'm thinking because that shit was land before it became known?
Speaker 4:Oh no, check out, she was not alive then this is what we're going to do.
Speaker 1:I'm about to run down with the Hold on before you do it.
Speaker 3:let's just get how this is owned before you go through all this stuff. So back in England, kings what they were, they were just landowners. That's all a king was was somebody who owned In those days. Whatever, we're not going to justify it and say that it was legal.
Speaker 1:All my family members had land.
Speaker 3:Other kings and eventually England became the. You know they had the biggest up until 1948, they had more land than anybody ever. You know the countries and stuff like that, McDonald's winning bitches and the stuff they have left that we're about to talk about is stuff they just didn't give up. They owned all of it. They owned India, Israel, according to them, according to some random internet America like Africa.
Speaker 1:Hold on. According to some random internet post, 18 things owned by the Queen Elizabeth II that will blow your mind. Boom, Alright. Number one All the dolphins in the United Kingdom.
Speaker 4:Ah, she owns all the dolphins, these niggas own all the dolphins.
Speaker 1:Why?
Speaker 4:did it rise, you walk into it and you're like look, look at my dolphins.
Speaker 3:Bethany First, of all, stephen, in addition to the swans, the swans isn't on that list.
Speaker 1:Hold on hold, on hold on this, ain't going to give all the answers. No, no, I'm saying it's not on that list. First and foremost, she's a petty bitch. You own the Dolphins bitch. You think she's a petty bitch? No, you get like. So let's say Now, shall not own Dolphins, Anything else he gonna say he's listening to his eyes, there is something.
Speaker 3:No, he's right, and that is the proclamation from thy queen, from thy queen, you don't remember what was it, robin Hood?
Speaker 1:You don't remember.
Speaker 2:Straight up In Robin Hood, he got what was it?
Speaker 3:For hunting the king's deer For hunting all the dolphins, yeah.
Speaker 1:I shall not own more dolphins than I.
Speaker 3:Matter of fact, no one shall own dolphins, so now I know she probably got pigeons this day four.
Speaker 1:I own all the dogs. She got sidewalks, pigeons, motherfucking gravel.
Speaker 3:If you, I'll go on, you go with the list.
Speaker 2:All right, keep going.
Speaker 1:The best seats in the house at Wilmington.
Speaker 3:That makes sense though.
Speaker 4:It's Wilmington, of course. You got the best seats in the house at Wilmington, in the house in Wilmington.
Speaker 1:They gave her that the Tower of London.
Speaker 3:What they probably built that shit. Yeah, that's probably it. No, they took it.
Speaker 1:I can't pronounce this shit. Trafalgar Square.
Speaker 4:Trafalgar Square. I'm pretty sure they took it. I don't know Trafalgar Square, they took it. That's something they wanted in a war or poker game. They took it.
Speaker 1:All, they took it All right. Queen Victoria's sketchbook.
Speaker 4:Oh so good. Well, this makes sense because it's a family book isn't it.
Speaker 1:They can't draw anyway.
Speaker 4:You seen that shit A winning team of racehorses.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's a billion dollars.
Speaker 4:That's breeding all day.
Speaker 1:I didn't even got that A TRR covered in 1,333 diamonds, the Crown Jewels.
Speaker 4:Those are the Crown Jewels. What's the Crown Jewels? Blood diamonds. Let's go.
Speaker 1:The world's largest clear-cut diamond.
Speaker 4:Blood diamond that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 3:Is that the? Hope Diamond, I will pay anything for the biggest diamond in the world. No diamond.
Speaker 1:Matter of fact, kill them all for the diamond.
Speaker 4:It's my diamond. We will take the diamond.
Speaker 1:I feel it belongs to me, I'm not too unimpressed with the shit. She got $150,000. $150,000 different works of art.
Speaker 3:Yeah that she took from everybody. I was going to say this is not on the list, but a bunch of Egyptians art and shit.
Speaker 1:That she took Henry the 8pe's armor. Did she kill him Again? That's their.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 3:But I'm assuming it is. He's a king, right? My tutors, they're all tutors.
Speaker 1:Nigga, I took this shit.
Speaker 2:I forced this shit up in my shit. I took this shit. I own this. You're like man. This shit worth like $2 billion For real. My great-grandfather just I mean, this is like the list.
Speaker 1:Ordon owns his grandfather's watch my great-grandfather just sacrificed a couple thousand people for this shit.
Speaker 2:He's worth a hundred billion now.
Speaker 1:That's crazy Small world.
Speaker 4:We won the Civil War of 1812. What else does?
Speaker 3:this bitch own.
Speaker 1:Sacagawea's bones A national collection of mulberries.
Speaker 4:Oh wow, I don't even know what a damn mulberry is, so she has a form.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a bat colony. Whoa, that's how you know she's evil.
Speaker 3:Them niggas working on Batman over there. That's how you know she's evil. She's a bat colony, Hold on. Actually, I wonder if it has anything to do with like Niggas is vampires.
Speaker 4:No, those bats are webinines. Niggas is vampires. Those bats are webinines. Niggas is vampires.
Speaker 3:She calls bats like fucking Mike Tyson and pigeons.
Speaker 1:Niggas is vampires. Why are the niggas is vampires. Scott Niggas is vampires. That proves it.
Speaker 4:That's all her ancestors were that.
Speaker 1:That proves it. That's all her ancestors right there. That's how bad Lizards are, and dolphins are the only motherfucking.
Speaker 3:smart enough to figure it out, to know better. So, they own those lizards too, dolphins.
Speaker 1:Dolphins, dolphins, dolphins, dolphins, dolphins, dolphins, dolphins, dolphins, dolphins, dolph sense.
Speaker 4:Dolphins are the only ones who got it.
Speaker 1:You got deep, you got deep, you got real deep with that one.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry so they're not lizards, they're bat people, all right.
Speaker 1:Let's move on. All right, nearly all the London region streets. So she owns all the hood.
Speaker 3:Again, this is all land, so she owns OK. Like all the places, Like I Like all the places, like I'll put it up there, but all the places that's just like I wonder if those places are like under the jurisdiction of like different laws, like is it like the Royal Police over here, in a sense like the London Police on these streets? You know we do have like county and city.
Speaker 4:I'm sure the London Police can't walk up into the, like Disney World in Florida. I'm sure the London Police can't walk into the castle.
Speaker 3:I'm sure Did they get pulled over by one of the royal police on a horse.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What is that doing? That was going at 18. Number 14 is half of the UK shoreline. What?
Speaker 3:Okay, she's not cool about it. She owns like one mile, no mile. One mile, no mile, that's all about it. She owns like one mile, no mile. One mile, no mile, that's all about it.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not kidding, you can't deal shit. Good part, bad part, good part, bad part. Bad part bad part, good part, good part, good part, good part. From the first one you said Bad part, bad part. Say it again Good. Good good, good, good, good, good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me get, that, let me get that you cannot look at her pictures and not say this is a petty bitch. I'll tell you from the first one you said I said oh yeah, she petty. So this goes to the British she bad, the sea bad.
Speaker 2:I guess that's the same as the. Yeah it goes. How do you?
Speaker 4:own the land and the sea. I guess that's the same right. She owns all the tuna in the world.
Speaker 1:We don't make tuna, all the tuna shall be mine.
Speaker 3:So the hero's for us Not only do?
Speaker 1:I want the dolphins and the moonberries. I want the tuna too, but in the long run that shit going to be like yeah, tuna, tuna. What else do I got?
Speaker 3:And I don't even eat tuna, that's why she can't choose. Wow, since we're speaking of things in the sea, hold on, hold on, hold, on, hold on.
Speaker 1:We got three more An offshore wind farm. We got to get through.
Speaker 4:It Makes sense 16, 17, the UK's continental shelf which is like a big ass. The continental shelf. So basically she owns the continent, so she owns all the shorelines.
Speaker 3:And then she's like you know what? Give me the cliffs too. Good point, good point, good point.
Speaker 4:The continental shelf is like.
Speaker 3:It's a cliff. It's a cliff at the end.
Speaker 1:That's the end of London, the end of Europe, as well as all of Scotland's gold mines.
Speaker 3:I was going to say as well as all of Scotland.
Speaker 4:Scotland's gold mines. She says fuck you Scotland, I just want your gold.
Speaker 3:And then she pretty funky dog head bitch. That's a pretty bitch. All right, man. I'm sorry, man, but that shit was fucking hilarious, no it was a bunch of shit, in addition to all the swans
Speaker 4:swans are royal animals.
Speaker 1:There's another one that she owns All my Caucasian friends was fucking. Not all, but a lot of them was like damn man you ain't got no love for the queen Like fuck no nigga, fuck no nigga.
Speaker 4:Can I put it like this you know what's so crazy Kings and queens are the reason for slavery.
Speaker 3:Like all us around here, like all the people we know if the majority of the people we know get that type of power and money.
Speaker 1:They're going to do the same shit to it. Oh yeah, people are bad. People are bad. People suck. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3:You know what I mean. I want to own all the doorknobs in the Tri-County area. You assholes, I know you're going to be like man.
Speaker 1:This shall be known as the doorknob decree. I'm going to throw you out like this All the doorknobs shall be turned to the left to open and to the right to close. The doorknob decree goes into effect immediately by order of the queen. Then when?
Speaker 3:she gets upset and doorknobs are all of a sudden legal.
Speaker 2:I want all my doorknobs.
Speaker 3:Think of it to me.
Speaker 1:I got silver, I got them all. Oh and now she's dead Now.
Speaker 3:her son got his first job at 73.
Speaker 4:Good for him. Now he's the king. That's amazing. He's the world's oldest rookie. He's the world's oldest rookie.
Speaker 1:Put him in coach, let me in Get him. I've been waiting my whole life coach. I got fresh legs. I've been waiting my whole life for this Coach.
Speaker 4:I've been training 25 hours a day, seven days a week, for 73 and a half years coach. I need this coach.
Speaker 1:This motherfucker really legit. Fucking got a job at 73.
Speaker 3:All right yeah.
Speaker 1:A good job.
Speaker 3:And our next story takes us to something that was owned by the queen at some point. Nigeria bans white models from TV and ad prints. Basically, it's not necessarily white, but they're saying that all Nigerian ads have to be, you know, like models. All this stuff all have to be booked through Nigerian agencies using Nigerian citizens. So you know.
Speaker 2:I don't know how many white people there are.
Speaker 4:What do you think about that?
Speaker 3:Yeah, like we're keeping it in are.
Speaker 4:What do you think about that? We're keeping it in country. I think that's fucking awesome. I was going to say you ever been to Japan? No, you go to Japan. They got all billboards, Everybody's Japanese. That makes sense. It makes sense because that's who lives there. We live here and Jesus is white.
Speaker 1:I'm definitely with black models in Nigeria, or do you think they're all Japanese and they may be all Chinese?
Speaker 3:Dun, dun, dun. It could be.
Speaker 2:Korean. Who would you mention?
Speaker 3:I don't know the buttons.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to say that man them motherfuckers do look familiar.
Speaker 3:I ain't going to say that.
Speaker 2:The views on the podcast are not true, but everybody at the same time.
Speaker 3:Can we just make that a button? We gotta do it.
Speaker 4:We gotta do it. It's gotta be a button.
Speaker 1:The views are I'm not saying they all look alike, I'm just saying they all look familiar.
Speaker 4:They look familiar is what you're saying.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. You don't know, but I guarantee you, the people of Japan know.
Speaker 2:They know Like fuck that girl.
Speaker 1:I ain't buying that shit.
Speaker 2:All those motherfuckers look like a motherfucker at least one motherfucker I grew up with.
Speaker 1:Like yeah, you look familiar dog they say you all look alike, but y'all all look familiar. You know what I'm saying Straight up you look all look alike, but y'all all look familiar, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:That is sick Straight up, we're keeping this ownership thing going.
Speaker 3:All right. Let's go A woman in some I don't know, like in Pennsylvania or something like that, bought a house and the person at the magistrate office or whoever does the you know legal work copy and pasted not she went and copy and pasted the address of the house to put on the deed, but accidentally copy and pasted every address in the town and put it on the deed. So the lady had a deed that she owned I mean obviously legal. You know they fixed it, but at one moment or another this lady owned everything, bought the whole town for like $200,000.
Speaker 4:I would have been like sell, sell, sell, sell, sell, sell. Amazing.
Speaker 2:Kick it indoors and get the fuck out this is mine my shit.
Speaker 1:I am officially the queen now.
Speaker 3:Your doorknobs are mine, I'm a doorknobs are mine.
Speaker 2:What's going on? Decree Nigga, you're an evil person Nigga.
Speaker 1:that's all my fucking.
Speaker 4:That's all my shit right here.
Speaker 1:Come on.
Speaker 3:Coincidentally, one of those adjectives is dolphin sanctuary.
Speaker 4:It's a dolphin sanctuary.
Speaker 1:I'm so furious dog. Oh my God, the tuna, tune, the tuna tune.
Speaker 3:Ah, the Tuna Tool, the Tuna Tool, the Tuna.
Speaker 2:Tool.
Speaker 3:Joe Biden for giving up to $10,000 to $20,000 worth of student loan forgiveness.
Speaker 1:Republicans are mad.
Speaker 3:Sleepy Joe. The Republicans are mad, sleepy Joe. Sleepy Joe has been doing all this this summer. They call him motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Sleepy Joe. He's standing out of the way.
Speaker 3:Since we last were on the podcast, Sleepy Joe's numbers have gone up 15 points.
Speaker 4:Did he get a job at 73? Did he get a job at?
Speaker 1:73? Listen.
Speaker 3:Not his first job.
Speaker 4:I forgot that nigga was president.
Speaker 3:He's been doing this since his 20s. He's never been a president before.
Speaker 4:But he became president when 73?.
Speaker 1:Now you know, joe Biden had extensive training on being the president, potentially Because he was backing up Fucking Obama. They ain't know if they was going to kill that nigga. Let's be real.
Speaker 3:Let's be real dawg. You're right, let's be real dawg. You're right, let's be real dawg, let's be real dawg, let's be real.
Speaker 1:They like shit dawg, they gonna have they can go 80 minutes down.
Speaker 3:I guarantee you that was a good conversation. I don't never like listen. Like Biden, your numbers are 10 points below Obama, but if you become his vice president, there's a good chance he might get shot and you'll be president.
Speaker 4:And he was like you know what he's like, you know what Deal that sounds good, let's go, and if not, I'm going to be president when he's done. Let's go.
Speaker 3:It's going to be great the most quietest president.
Speaker 1:Where is this nigga at? Where are you at it's 77.?
Speaker 3:I don't want to say it's the quietest president. We just had the loudest.
Speaker 2:If you're listening to a 10 and you got your volume all the way turned up then obviously a 4 is going to sound like a whisper.
Speaker 1:A whisper exactly Obama and the other Bush. You know what's funny.
Speaker 2:This nigga's going to be like.
Speaker 1:A whisper, exactly, you know what's so funny.
Speaker 3:This nigga's gonna be like no, he is.
Speaker 1:In the mid-2000s, America elected their only black president ever. What the fuck.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you guys saw that. I don't know if you guys saw that.
Speaker 1:The only ones that witnessed. It was born in the late 1900s In the late 1900s.
Speaker 4:I was there, I was there. I was there, I was there. I seen it.
Speaker 3:I seen it All right. Where else the holy nigga to rule? Hold on, Hold on.
Speaker 2:Hold on, hold on Hold on, I was going to say about them dropping the immigrants off.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh yeah, I was going to go to the next, so Governor Ron DeSantis actually and I found out this morning that he has a total budget of $12 million. So far he's only spent eight to take immigrants from literally, he chartered a plane from.
Speaker 3:Texas to Florida, to South Carolina, to pick up immigrants about 40 families and flew them and dropped them off at Martha's Vineyard, unannounced and kind of like. His motto is like you know, since you guys are so liberal and want open borders, we're going to drop this problem off on. You see how you guys deal with it. So far the immigrants have been treated with open arms. They've been allowed in their homes, shelters, like the whole community is really like kind of rallying around and showing them that, hey, this is what drives me insane Eight million dollars to get rid of.
Speaker 3:Like to make it not my problem, you could have easily given each family a you know apartment, and it wouldn't have been. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Like it's like he, he, this is the same dude. That's Florida, right.
Speaker 3:This is the same dude. Governor on the.
Speaker 1:San Francisco. That was like yo, we'll take a billion dollars worth of Disney's debt just to prove a point. So you can't really.
Speaker 3:The DLJ hold on, hold on. He's saying like promised them, like, hey, we're you know, like we understand you're trying to get sanctuary, so we're promising you sanctuary, get on this plane. I mean, go and get on this bus, go to this plane, They'll give you a job, they'll take you to Boston, chicago, where you know you'll get a job in papers. So if that is true, this can fall under, basically like human trafficking laws, labor trafficking, not labor trafficking, but it could. You basically coursing a person to go somewhere else for your benefit, and in this sense it wasn't a worker monetary benefit, but political.
Speaker 2:That's exactly what it was.
Speaker 3:So the people who are against, like you know, in a sense, like they don't want. One of the argument of open borders is human trafficking, and to make aware of the borders being open.
Speaker 4:they're human trafficking. It's only human trafficking when regular people do it. If the government does it, it's okay. Yeah, you know what that is. We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 3:This just happened a few days ago. We'll see how it goes. This just happened a few days ago. We'll see how it speaks. Ethereum goes green. That means that it's going to use 99% less power, making it the first actually true green cryptocurrency.
Speaker 1:It could change, it could not. Who the fuck knows?
Speaker 3:I'm already done with that fucking thing. And Pakistan? This goes out to the people of Pakistan. They've had a shit ton of loss. 5% of their country is underwater.
Speaker 1:God damn, that's insane.
Speaker 4:That's insane.
Speaker 3:No countries ever face devastation like this. No, that's amazing. And there's a lot of Pakistani people there.
Speaker 1:They've been through a lot, man, because that whole regime, everything, man, it's just crooked over there, man, it's just crooked over there. Man it's hard. You know what I'm saying. If you're just like a regular person, like you're an NPC in a video game, like I'm, just a regular person. I'm just a regular person who want to live a regular life and living in this crazy fucking world.
Speaker 3:And we're going to save the best. This is the last one, at least on my part.
Speaker 4:Little Mermaid is now black.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wonder what the big deal, is it's amazing, I mean it's awesome. I mean, I think, blackwashing history.
Speaker 3:I mean telling the truth, that's my thing it's a good thing, though white people are furious they're so upset and my my stance is this my whole life, Yul Brynner was a a black man on television.
Speaker 4:Who Yul Brynner was a black man on television? Who Yul Brynner? I don't know. It's a fucking Moses dude. Oh yeah, you had what I'm saying is you had all these white actors that were portraying Egyptians and all this stuff. Clearly, egyptians and all this shit are black people, clearly. But now you switch it and it's a big deal. It's a fucking cartoon mermaid.
Speaker 3:It's not even real it's not even real, it's a fictional character.
Speaker 2:It's a fictional character it's Little Mermaid.
Speaker 3:Name me one white person whose name begins with little.
Speaker 2:God damn, that's a good one. Little yeah, you got to be mad.
Speaker 3:You got to be mad, you got to be mad, that's a Bang bang, that's funny Bang bang.
Speaker 4:That's funny as shit Richard.
Speaker 1:They got Lil Dicky that's the one. Little Debbie got curly hair. They just couldn't put no black on.
Speaker 3:Little.
Speaker 4:Debbie got curly hair. You know what's up. I'm the pappy. You know what's?
Speaker 1:happening. I'm the pappy. Alright, that is NP.
Speaker 4:Warren, I'm the pappy, you know what's up?
Speaker 1:You know what's happening. I'm the pappy.
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, all right, and that is NP Warren for oh, wow, oh, real quick man. I mean, there's other parts, I just don't know what. He is Real quick.
Speaker 1:I did want to say, because we talked about this on prior episodes so I did have to bring it up. Kanye West clown Pete Davidson talking about how that tattoo of my kid's name feel it in a trauma unit.
Speaker 4:I totally get that my question. That's funny that is hilarious, that's funny.
Speaker 2:My question, though, is why was it I?
Speaker 3:like it. What is the trauma unit part about it? That's my thing.
Speaker 1:Was Pete Davidson in the hospital or something? Yeah, Pete was. He broke down. Oh, that is. You know what?
Speaker 3:Again, I'm only like the only reason I was on Pete Davidson is because I know how, but I totally like For what Pete did. Yeah, Kanye's totally justified for this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 3:You know, I've kind of been like oh, Kanye's a little, but this one, yeah, I totally would. It's actually funny. I agree Kanye's doing it. So he had to go to the mental hospital or something. The guy's got a lot of disturbances.
Speaker 4:Huh, yes, I mean he already had underlying issues. I'm something from the person myself, so I'll be real.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, so I get that part. But then you go and mess with a chick who everybody who mess with her end up having mental issues.
Speaker 3:Man look at him, man. You know his dad If you got them issues.
Speaker 1:Dog man, look at him man, you kind of Yo you know his dad is. If you got them issues, I got mental. Everybody got mental, Everyone that I know in life.
Speaker 3:Goes through shit.
Speaker 1:He's got some big issues though, but you put yourself in a situation that you think that's Like what, the situation that you put yourself into, you knew it was just a. I don't think that's why he had mental issues.
Speaker 4:I'm sure in his brain, he knew it was going to go down in history as the best thing ever. All of you guys are sitting here pretending like you were supposed to think and contemplate.
Speaker 3:No, Is banging Kim Kardashian worth it? All of you motherfuckers would have been like I'm doing it.
Speaker 4:But I'm not going to have a mental issue.
Speaker 3:I have mental issues Can.
Speaker 4:I handle this.
Speaker 1:I, but I'm not going to have a mental issue Like I have mental issues. Can I handle this? I'm not going to do this.
Speaker 3:Yes, because if I have mental issues, this bitch could have showed up with red flags. Just slap it in the wind and you still would have been like.
Speaker 1:I got it, that's the thing. That's the thing, that's the thing I'm trying to put across Like damn, if you see the red flags, are you still going to do it, bro? Those flags we all know those flags, but that's on you. If you still do it, that's on you.
Speaker 2:It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, I don't give a fuck, though, but if you do it, that's on you.
Speaker 4:But you can't put yourself in certain situations.
Speaker 3:It is, and I agree with you guys. I'm just not blaming him for doing it.
Speaker 1:I would have done it, I get it, I get it, but I feel Kanye on that.
Speaker 4:You feel bad for her. I feel like that was a good comment. I think it was a creepy move to date a girl for a couple months and then tattoo her kid's name on your body.
Speaker 1:That's creepy.
Speaker 3:The last thing I do Again. I'm only trying to get in his head To me. He has so many tattoos that I feel like they're equivalent to my refrigerator magnets.
Speaker 2:No, I was in.
Speaker 3:Vegas once. Let me buy this fucking magnet. Give me a tattoo. There are people who are like that.
Speaker 4:But those ain't his kids.
Speaker 3:No, it's not his kids.
Speaker 1:You've been dating this girl for six months. Dog.
Speaker 3:They barely even know this nigga I'm saying. What I'm saying is, instead of having a little, my kid's like nine, five and two Nigga you six months, six months.
Speaker 1:Listen, I agree with you guys.
Speaker 3:It's weird, I'm just saying in his head. Most people have like a polaroid and they're like we went to Medieval Times picture on the fridge. This motherfucker's like, give me their name tattooed Like. That's the equivalent to him.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4:And this is why Because he's a psycho as well To get somebody else's kids tattooed. This is why he's in the war. This is why he's in the war. He was living in a world that was only real to him, and then, when reality, came crashing down he went neck down yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean, I get everybody know Pete's backstory.
Speaker 3:I get that. Yeah, it's a sad story, well, all.
Speaker 1:I'm saying is dog when you play with motherfuckers' kids.
Speaker 3:Man hey man, I ain't got no pity for you. No, I have no pity for you, I ain't got no pity for no man that mentioned another man's kid.
Speaker 4:At this point, like I have no pity for you, Pete, At this point.
Speaker 1:as far as that goes, adults play with the kids to get back at each other. I'm not just talking about women. Men, do this shit too. You know what I'm saying? Like it's enough that the motherfuckers who actually see the kids do that. So you talk about an outside entity mentioning sad kids and playing with sad kids. Nah, dawg, because that shit. Nah, that shit. What if Kim coerced him to do it? Nah, man, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:That's even worse. Baby, get a tattoo of my kid.
Speaker 4:You know what?
Speaker 2:You know what would be funny, you know what would be hilarious. I'm going to tell you what.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell you what.
Speaker 3:Curling his chest hair, babe. You know what would be hilarious.
Speaker 1:Man, you glorifying that shit, but I went through my own shit with that type of shit. You. You see what I'm saying. And what I'm saying is I hold more fucking liability for the man in this situation Because it's like yo you should already know as a man don't play with another man's kids, bro. So anytime you play with another man's kids, it's off limits. Like I don't give a fuck. Like, yeah, like of course, like when people are bitter at each other, shit's going to happen. People are going to use whatever they can use to get back at each other. That's just what it is, especially when you get kids. A lot of times that's what happens. You see what I'm saying Regardless of what right, so I get that, so that's expected. But you talk about a whole outside motherfucker that don't know my kids, that ain't been there, ain't paid these bills, like all that shit.
Speaker 3:You're right, but we're not agreeing with any of this. No, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1:But what I'm saying is it happens on every level.
Speaker 3:Oh, it does. You're looking at it at a celebrity level, but it happens on every level and it's fucked up in all senses of that and it don't matter who you are, at any point in the very description. No, I'm glad you agree with it. We're just poking at celebrities being stupid. We all agree Don't fuck with a man's kids.
Speaker 1:I just want to take this time to say a PSA, don't play with nobody's motherfucking kids, though.
Speaker 3:I hope our audience members don't agree. Don't play with nobody's motherfucking kids, bro. Psa, before we do move on from Empire Room, because I know nothing of this one, but I do want to hear more about it, oxford, about it, oxford and Harvard make a new dictionary for black folks.
Speaker 1:They best stay on the lingo. Now they're going to make a book.
Speaker 4:The.
Speaker 3:Great American Black Dictionary, written by Toby, you know, McAllister.
Speaker 1:So what is capping?
Speaker 4:Well, actually capping is yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't know. You have to change that book every six months.
Speaker 1:You just put the tip of the condom. They're like no nigga, like what the fuck are you talking about? But you'd also have to have like different versions.
Speaker 3:Like you couldn't have just the black, you'd have to have like the northern, the southern, the western, but the fucking west virginians Fucking. West Virginians. Yeah, that's what I'm saying it's gotta be called the universal black lingo book. Excuse me, sir, does I speak jive? Excuse me, do you speak jive?
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's your thing.
Speaker 1:Regions got their own. Yeah, everybody different regions. You know what's gonna happen From this, though. If this is a dictionary.
Speaker 3:That means there is a language and People are gonna study this language and eventually say they are fluent in this language.
Speaker 1:And there will be people who are like excuse me, sir, I speak Jive Fluent in Jive, here we go. Will you be offended?
Speaker 4:if someone just walks up and starts speaking the way you speak in your neighborhood, who's not from your neighborhood, would you be offended?
Speaker 3:No, bro, because I would. You wouldn't be offended if a white guy just all of a sudden started talking to you, yeah, a white guy just switched to a Gitche accent.
Speaker 1:I mean it depends, because if he'd be like, nah, I'm from here, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4:Like oh shit, all right, because of shit nigga. That's how this shit is in Charleston.
Speaker 2:What if he's Scandinavian, and he says yeah, I speak Geechee.
Speaker 4:Hold on watch, and then he just switches. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:I'm going to probably respect it, because you had to have spent time in Charleston.
Speaker 3:I swear I was like that's kind of what.
Speaker 1:I was asking Like you had to spend extensive time in the trenches in Charleston.
Speaker 4:What if he learned?
Speaker 1:it in a book. You can't just be a white dude from Massachusetts and be like I'm going to move to Charleston, but hold on. This is what I'm saying. In this example, you got to spend like you got to be in the city dog, you got to be around motherfuckers. Hold on, I'm going to probably respect it.
Speaker 4:But think about it. It's like a language and if you learn how to speak like, you're from Charleston but you never spent time in Charleston, I'm kind of no.
Speaker 3:What I'm talking about is like the white guy who like speaks like this but then when he gets into like an Italian, he goes yeah, so let me get a small formaggio cheese with like would you be okay with so?
Speaker 2:like, hey, so my name is Bonnie. Oh, you here, boy, how?
Speaker 1:you doing Like, you know Like see how you doing. Like just switch it up like that, then go back to like so anyway, we're going up to the street like. Oh, you from Chuck, son, that's like it. You from the.
Speaker 3:Chuck, Like you're going to be cool with that.
Speaker 4:Shit man, why didn't you tell me you've been from the? Chuck but imagine he's not from the Chuck. He's scared to name it, but he can turn it over.
Speaker 3:I said that you, I still think it would be cool. I think it would be like you know, Like if somebody approached me and was like oh Israeli, and was like shalom manishma, like instead of in, a perfect fucking thing, I would be like, how did you learn that? Like, not like shalom manishma, but instead of in, like a fucking spot on, like Israeli pronunciation, everything.
Speaker 1:I've been telling niggas I'm bilingual what you speakechee. I mean like you had to have picked that up from somewhere.
Speaker 2:This is a whole nother language. They've actually done studies on what you talked about and it's been like proven that people that can't pick up like going into someone else's hood and like picking up like their accent, the way they talk. It's like a proven intelligence.
Speaker 1:Yeah, boys that's playing, playing man that nigga might be for the chuck, though I think he is. Yeah, boy, awesome, that's Flamin', flamin' man. That nigga might be from the Chuck, though I think he is.
Speaker 2:That nigga dope.
Speaker 1:He look like a nigga from downtown.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, or from the Isles he from James Island.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, he is from the.
Speaker 2:Isles. Yeah, he is from James Island, I forgot.
Speaker 1:That's Flamin', flamin'. Yeah, boy yeah.
Speaker 3:I forgot.
Speaker 1:Yeah, boy, you don't get no boy like that.
Speaker 3:Boy, boy, boy Boy. And that was it for MP Orrin, all right.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that was it for MP Orrin. But this kind of blends in to MP Orrin and motherfucking, that's A Note For Me, dog. So that's how we're going to get into it, dog, this week on. That's A Note For Me, dog. That's how we're going to get into it, dog, this week on. That's a no for me, dog.
Speaker 3:That's a no for me. All right yeah we do.
Speaker 1:We do this week on. That's A no For Me. Dog, All right, Passenger lands plane after pilot passes out Wait you don't have an option, that's a yes for me, dog, you really have an option.
Speaker 3:That's a yes I. I mean it's hold on. I don't know if it's a yes or no for me, because we have to see if I land the plane, but I'm going to try to make it a yes. So a passenger and he tried, but that was a no for him, dog.
Speaker 4:He killed everyone.
Speaker 1:Hey, Houston 999,. We're at 952 feet altitude Exactly.
Speaker 3:I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1:I don't feel so well.
Speaker 3:Yo yo, wake up, man, stop playing, stop playing, I've seen this in a movie one time it was called I've seen this in a movie one time. It's called Airplane. Excuse me, Stroness.
Speaker 4:I speak drive, I'm going to say Soul Plane, snoop Dogg, path out of Snow Plane. This is Airplane.
Speaker 3:This is not Soul Plane, it's.
Speaker 4:Soul Plane. It's Airplane.
Speaker 2:This is the movie.
Speaker 1:Airplane One and two you should automatically have highlights was after that shit happens, dog Like shit. Oh, so they lived it happened.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, actually it was like they talked him down, landed in the field.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, you know, like I said, so when they say pull the fuselage, how do you know where the fucking fuselage is? I think that's only for like the spaceships.
Speaker 1:Boy, you better hope you don't got no learning disability. Dyslexic I pull the stick up. Oh shit, oh shit. By order of the queen, no dyslexic shall be allowed in this place.
Speaker 2:Anymore oh off.
Speaker 4:Anymore.
Speaker 1:Anymore, there must be at least four people in a plane per plane ride. And tuna will be served Dolphin caviar. A little candy.
Speaker 3:I think we're all in agreement. I mean that's a.
Speaker 1:I got no choice. What's the royal family's last name?
Speaker 3:Elizabeth, aren't they tutors? Yeah, no.
Speaker 1:Aren't they tutors.
Speaker 4:They're the tutor family am I correct?
Speaker 1:What's their last names, though? Nigga, it ain't none, elizabeth, what I'm trying to think Wait, hold on. Elizabeth Johnson.
Speaker 4:Her last name is Johnson.
Speaker 1:Ben, where's our fact checker? I?
Speaker 3:ain't trying to get off topic, but no, this is a good question. I'm real, oh my shit.
Speaker 2:What is the last name?
Speaker 3:I think, their family is so old that they don't have last names.
Speaker 4:They're like Jesus of Nazareth.
Speaker 3:Windsor, windsor, the.
Speaker 4:Windsor family. Yes, her name is.
Speaker 1:Windsor what the fuck. So what's?
Speaker 3:her kid's name, is it? I can't remember. I can't remember Any of their names For some reason, so you got Henry. Charles Albert David, that's his name, so his last name's David.
Speaker 4:The Jewish. And then you got Charles, philip, arthur, george, no no, peter, that's his last name.
Speaker 3:They don't have last names.
Speaker 4:No, they don't no, but William's last name is Windsor, so their last name is Windsor, so you have all those names and Windsor. They're the Windsor family of the Tudor clan.
Speaker 1:Man. But then see, a lot of them probably got the dad side. You got to think of the father side, Queen.
Speaker 4:Elizabeth's full name is Elizabeth Alexandra.
Speaker 2:Elizabeth's full name is Elizabeth Alexandra. That is a total like.
Speaker 4:Look, her full name is Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor.
Speaker 1:Holy shit, funky doghead bitch, god damn dog. I did not know that, bro.
Speaker 4:And you have Prince William. His name is William Arthur Philip Lewis, montabayton, windsor, god damn Sounds like Trent to me.
Speaker 2:I gotta step my game up.
Speaker 1:I gotta step my game up, man. That's all I heard just now. Step your game up. That's all Yusuf said to me. Step your game up.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but you need more last names. Drop your last name and your son body. I'm about to put it on.
Speaker 3:No, just put it of before your last name. Yeah, and you're somebody. I'm about to put it on. No shit. No, just put it of before your last name.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there you go. Oh, my goodness Of yes, of Walker, of Walker, damn dog, I didn't know that. That shit fucked my head up for some reason.
Speaker 4:That shit just popped in my head I said yes for everybody. Yeah, I'll take it.
Speaker 1:Let Would you pay a thousand dollars, that's enough of me dawg, next one. That's enough of me dawg, would you pay a thousand dollars For the backstage pass To your favorite artist, like how they do In the Chris Brown?
Speaker 4:But the Chris Brown Take a picture and all that. Would you do that?
Speaker 3:With your favorite artist, yes or no?
Speaker 1:Yes, I mean first of all, your favorite, like your guy, like your person, male or female, like Like Nate Dogg, yeah, like somebody you would really love to see. I would definitely pay Nate Dogg $1,000. Like you would really love to see and be backstage and you know, would you do that?
Speaker 3:$1,000. Let's say, you know Paul McCartney. I'm a huge Beatle fan. Yes, I would do $1,000 because, again, he's like 70-something years old. But you know somebody who's like 25, like you know, I don't know yet. It's still too. Not that I'm not a big fan or anything like that, but I might run into him at the gas station one day, you know.
Speaker 1:Hey, this is Atlanta. I ain't paying $1,000 to see nobody, but somebody who is no, hey, that's enough of me dog. I live in Atlanta.
Speaker 3:I would do it. I see these niggas all the time at the quick trip.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't see myself Like I'm not paying a thousand bucks to see.
Speaker 3:Big.
Speaker 1:Boy, I don't see it. I don't know if it's a favorite, I can just tell I know it's for me. Take a picture of me and this nigga in the line together.
Speaker 4:I don't see myself paying a concert and going to sit in a good seat.
Speaker 2:Well, you've seen the concert and all that.
Speaker 4:But I can't see myself paying $1,000 to go backstage and take a picture and hang out. What do you mean?
Speaker 3:You're not going backstage to sit and be a talker. You watch a concert from the side that's your seat.
Speaker 4:You can go backstage, but you can stand here's the curtain that nobody can see.
Speaker 1:I think, what was going on is with the Chris Brown shit is after the show you can pay $1,000.
Speaker 3:Oh, in addition, oh, in addition.
Speaker 2:I thought it was like I've been backstage and it's literally like I'm as far as away from you.
Speaker 4:I mean, I've seen plenty of shows like that for free. No, but I'm saying like with the backstage, hold on, you see shit.
Speaker 3:What I'm thinking in my head is like we got to go back. We got to hang out with the Chili Peppers. Talk to them before they're set, then go stand on stage and then they came out and performed and I got these for free, but for $1,000, I would do that. Yeah, I would do that for $1,000.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm thinking, but you're talking about $1,000 just to go in a room where a nigga got a piece of paper up on the wall and he's just taking pictures in front of it. No, no.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing it, oh hell, no, no, nigga, I'd rather just get you catered to the picture and be like yo, big boy, you know, huh, yeah, yeah then, that's a photo. We got to rephrase that.
Speaker 2:Would you pay?
Speaker 1:$1,000 for a photo with your celebrity.
Speaker 4:Because that's, exactly all that sounds You're standing in line, so that's a no for me dog.
Speaker 3:That's a definite no for me, then.
Speaker 1:That's a no for me, dog.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a no for everybody, but that's a definite no for me, then that's a no for me. Dog, yeah, that's a no for everybody. But if it was like go backstage, meet him, watch his show, you know, like that whole, that's a whole different story. That's a whole different story. Yeah, that's an experience.
Speaker 1:Yeah, damn, Now I do it for the experience, but you just talking about taking a picture with this nigga.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:Like daffing me up Me and his degree, like this. Nah, I'm good, I'm a funny nerd. One day, when we're still, I'll tell you my Dolly Parton I'm good, yeah. We're together in this I have a Dolly Parton story like that about.
Speaker 1:What else we got? Flames, oh, that's a no for me. Dog, all right, shit, is this snitching? If you tell your dad homie, oh shit, shit Telling your dad homie, oh shit. Shit dog.
Speaker 3:Shit Ooh depends. Is he dead? Is he dead, he can't go to jail.
Speaker 2:No, no, nigga, that ain't snitching.
Speaker 1:He dead. That's a great excuse. He dead.
Speaker 3:He did like he did it. He dead. That's a great excuse.
Speaker 1:Who did it, henry? That nigga did it, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:He did that shit. I said Henry, did it.
Speaker 1:He was driving and everything.
Speaker 3:I said Henry did it. What if it's like a voluntary snitch, like you just waited for him to die, like now he's dead and like he's dead. Yeah, hey, he's cheating on you the whole fucking time.
Speaker 4:Straight up.
Speaker 1:Even that's cool. No, like I'm talking like some shit and trouble with the cops or something like that.
Speaker 2:Henry did it? Who did it? Oh, I'd totally be like, yeah, Henry did it.
Speaker 4:Henry did that shit. He died last week, though. Nah, he did it.
Speaker 3:Hold on here's another question then Would you after dying, would you be okay with it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, yeah, I'll probably my corpse will probably start smiling.
Speaker 3:My nigga.
Speaker 4:No, no right there I was able to save you baby, that's what.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about. Can you imagine up in heaven?
Speaker 3:all of a sudden, what you added that on me. I'll follow this motherfucker.
Speaker 2:By order of the queen decree, you shall not snitch on a dead man.
Speaker 1:A dead man holds no secrets.
Speaker 3:Oh, these are some good ones, let's get through these. I see some funny ones over here, so that was a no for me, that was a yes, for me that was a yes for me. Let's go Dead. Man did it.
Speaker 4:Yo.
Speaker 3:Harry did it, he did it. I'm going to slap my face.
Speaker 1:That he is, that he is. Harry did it. It wasn't me. I told you where that nigga hit the gun and everything, dog, that's right, you dig it up.
Speaker 4:Harry fingerprinted it. I told you he did it.
Speaker 1:That nigga told me he Look, I told you he did it.
Speaker 4:I was like yo Leave me alone.
Speaker 1:He was like yeah, it was me, it only me.
Speaker 4:I was like just you, by yourself, by yourself.
Speaker 1:Henry, yep, just me, henry, by myself, all alone, me and this gun by myself while I got my fingerprints on this gun.
Speaker 4:And I buried it right here.
Speaker 1:I buried it right here.
Speaker 4:And you open it, you dig it up and it says the gun.
Speaker 1:Henry used to kill all those motherfuckers. That's a fucking show. Hey man, I got to dig up this body. I got to put this finger presser.
Speaker 4:I ain't doing this Fuck bro Got to make sure Henry did it. That's hilarious. You got to hear the body cut his hand off. Take his hand touch the gum with it and then put the hand back. That's hilarious.
Speaker 1:Now we got to put it back. That's so funny, dog. Oh my God, henry did it dog Henry did that shit. I ain't going out for that shit your bag's in the prizes dog.
Speaker 4:I got services. We dig up Henry's All right, what's next?
Speaker 1:dog? That was a yes for me, dog. I'm telling on Henry, I'm a law-abiding citizen at this point in my life, dog I I'm telling on Harry.
Speaker 4:I'm a law-abiding citizen at this point in my life. Dog, I ain't do nothing wrong.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry she don't, harry did it, I who.
Speaker 3:Fuck she who Would?
Speaker 1:you date or marry a woman who couldn't cook Hell no.
Speaker 3:Hell, no, how rich is she I?
Speaker 1:don't know too. Hold on bro.
Speaker 3:We can hire some fucking. I feel like we actually You're dating a married woman.
Speaker 1:We definitely asked this before you did. Yeah, we did, I need some food. Well, we all said we could have changed.
Speaker 3:You know, opinions changed over here.
Speaker 4:We said shit macro, Hell no.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I need food. I need food dog.
Speaker 4:Some macaroni and cheese, only macaron.
Speaker 1:That's enough for me dog. No, that's enough for me dog. That's enough for me dog.
Speaker 3:That's enough for me, that's enough for everybody.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we don't care, that's a unanimous no for everybody.
Speaker 2:Well, but you know what?
Speaker 1:I have, why?
Speaker 3:I mean, you can trade them, because the business is tough, how bad of cooking, like how I can cook.
Speaker 4:So yeah. Can't cook nothing and the bristles you know can't cook nothing Good in other areas. Why you stay in her house. Spend the night in her house. What you eat in the morning, you don't cook in her house.
Speaker 1:I'm cooking, I ain't cooking every day though. I'm gonna eat something on my leave. You can't cook every day, but you know like needs to be soaked Dry ass eggs.
Speaker 4:Your water stinks. I'm dry, all right, so Dry ass pineapples. What else we got? This bitch can't cook for nothing.
Speaker 2:What you looking at, man? You have something on your hand.
Speaker 1:No, I thought you.
Speaker 2:No. Why y'all just staring at each other dog. I'm looking like what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1:Y'all motherfuckers looking at each other dog, yeah, I got caught up looking at y'all looking at each
Speaker 2:other. All right, I'm still the same thing. We all said that's enough.
Speaker 1:Would you let your homie grab your wife? Ass Hell no.
Speaker 2:Well, you know what?
Speaker 1:Let it sit on the iced tea thing.
Speaker 2:Let me think about this for a minute.
Speaker 1:Iced tea let Neo grab Coco's booty. Let me think about this. What'd you?
Speaker 4:do so. Let's say, my wife got her ass done right and we was at her homegirl's house and we were showcasing the ass and her homegirl wanted to rub it and she was like, hey, baby, come over here and touch the ass. And they'd be like yo, you mind if I touch your girl's ass. You know what I'm going to say. Nigga, I will knock you the fuck out. Don't fucking touch nothing, okay okay, that's a no for me, dog.
Speaker 3:I love how you set up the story for it, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1:I was expecting like a good you know, I'm looking at this motherfucker like what you say. Wait a minute. Is he going to say yes?
Speaker 3:I'm like what is this nigga talking? About what's he good to throw us a gay man.
Speaker 4:No, the views are views. He's a man too. Yeah, I know, because gay men will fuck your chick in the butthole.
Speaker 1:Nah, I'm with you the views are views, the views of the podcast are not shit the individual views of each person on the Hot Class Dirtbags podcast are not necessarily the views of the Hot Class.
Speaker 4:Dirtbags podcast Listen. I just believe a gay man would eventually fuck a chick Because, you know, I think gay men really love women, right?
Speaker 1:I think there's somebody that had a baby by a gay man. I think they love women Because they were drunk.
Speaker 4:I think that in any gay man's world there's one woman and he'd be like you know what? I'd go straight for her. I just believe that.
Speaker 1:Maybe I don't know. I just believe that I don, I can't give a blanket statement for a whole community, the views of my podcast.
Speaker 4:You're right, it's the same.
Speaker 2:I'm a good person.
Speaker 3:That was beautiful. I think we all agree on a no with that one.
Speaker 4:It's a no for me. You ain't feeling my girl buddy, I ain't touching nothing.
Speaker 1:But if your whole boy like yo, hey man you a few miles away.
Speaker 3:I was just going to touch your baby, I'm touching baby. And he was like yo, my bitch got a brother you want to put it in my baby.
Speaker 4:I'm going to look at my girl like shit. I don't know you want to do it.
Speaker 1:I'm still going to say it on that one. Wait, let's do it together, yeah.
Speaker 2:I can't do it.
Speaker 4:I'm going to linger on a little bit longer than a while. He's like, wow, this is nice. What is this silicone? What'd you do with it? This is nice, like, hold on, let's talk about this. Hold on, hold on what we do, nigga go above and beyond, be like Tread that little double wiggle.
Speaker 3:That's amazing what. And you're like no, no, I'm cool with that.
Speaker 1:And like he's like no man. What do you mean? You want to touch my booty?
Speaker 3:I'm like come on man.
Speaker 2:Come on man. Come on Then you grab that motherfucker Like man this is amazing man.
Speaker 4:You got to get up there, man.
Speaker 2:He's like get up there man.
Speaker 1:Get in there, motherfucker man. You didn't respect what I said in the first part.
Speaker 2:Now you're trying because now I'm about to fuck you up.
Speaker 4:What if it's really important for him. It's just really important that you feel his ass. It's just really important.
Speaker 2:Because he spent a lot of money.
Speaker 1:Because if I do that, that's what makes me seem like you want me to fuck your girl.
Speaker 4:What if that was next? It because he wanted to experience it.
Speaker 1:He spent a lot of money on it. Look at the nipples, man.
Speaker 4:Yo, you got to see this next. These are amazing.
Speaker 1:I'm going to take them from you and fuck them, but you ain't about to put me on. No pussy, I ain't going to get your ass out of here. Nah, we're not doing that. Spoken like a true RPA, yeah.
Speaker 2:And abusing.
Speaker 4:We're not doing that. No, Yo man, I just spent 23 on a VJ. I'm joking. You got to try to have a J now.
Speaker 1:Because that's just awkward as fuck. You'll be like no man, go ahead. Man Suck on my girl, titty yeah but what?
Speaker 4:No, I'm kidding, no, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3:No, that's all right, I mean, it's cool.
Speaker 1:Yo, it's into a strip club with my homeboy one time and, uh, we know we, we get there soon as we walk in this girl. You know we live in atlanta, so they show everything, man. So it's just just right there. It's like just like wide open and I'm getting a drink. I'm like yo, look at that right there, that's pretty cool. You know what I'm saying? One of my first times in the land of strip club, I'm like that's cool, you, yeah that's my girl.
Speaker 2:I said what I said, man come on, bro.
Speaker 1:He's like no, it's cool, bro. I was like no. He looked at her.
Speaker 3:I'm like no man. I dated a topless stripper once before, but not bottomless. I think that's a whole different level of like I got a stripper man. I didn't say that it was a blast. She was great. You lean in and look at it like she was great. It was a great person.
Speaker 1:It's different because like Vagina hole is vagina hole.
Speaker 3:No, I agree, I honestly, it takes a whole level of like, it's different I don't know Age person and that, but was okay with it. I don't know If we were in a strip club and you were like that's my girl.
Speaker 4:I'm going to be like I don't want to look at your girl.
Speaker 2:It'd be awkward now, yeah, I was going to take you to the strip club.
Speaker 1:You know I wouldn't do no shit like that.
Speaker 4:But that's even the awkwardest part is taking her and not even telling her. Don't tell me, that's your girl. That's what I'm saying. Don't say nothing.
Speaker 1:No, we didn't even give him warning. No, that's what I was, because I didn't even know he was going to the strip club. He was just like yo ride with me. I was like, all right, got to that motherfucking road and that bitch, and then we sit there.
Speaker 4:I'm like oh, we come to the my bitch Treat her right.
Speaker 2:Yo go to.
Speaker 4:VIP with my girl. She's good.
Speaker 2:She dances nice.
Speaker 3:Go ahead Go fuck with her Every time I don't really want her man. I just don't.
Speaker 4:How about I pay her and you go?
Speaker 1:You know I love you like a brother, like nah I definitely don't want to do it, man.
Speaker 3:That's what's weird. And they know somebody at the place, like they're always going to let you know. I know the bartender, I know the bouncer, I know the owner.
Speaker 1:I know the manager, I know the worker's self.
Speaker 3:You know every time, this time it's like Yo, this motherfucker's probably driving excited like, oh my God, I'm going to spice the shit out of him. Just wanted to say something. That's her that.
Speaker 1:That's it. Yeah, I'm like Two pussy hole. Laters I was like Yo, what the fuck? Two pussy hole laters. That's a no for me, though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I'm like. Your girl works here. We still have to pay the door cover. I was like oh, shit yeah.
Speaker 1:I was like Yo Cause you know, this is Atlanta strip club.
Speaker 2:My first time in Atlanta.
Speaker 1:Strip club. I'm like, yo, like I didn't know, it was just like that bro it was a wide eagle dog. I was like ah, ah Yo.
Speaker 4:the first time I went to a last strip club I saw Beyonce and fucking Alicia Keys on stage.
Speaker 1:They was naked on stage. They was not naked on stage.
Speaker 4:We ain't putting that out there nigga the views.
Speaker 3:Let me finish my story. No, let's make this true, because we'll get enough controversy. Let me finish my story.
Speaker 4:No, let's make this true, because if we don't get enough controversy, we'll get some viewers, because Next time shit that actually happened these stripper bitches that, like in New York, they don't look like that, they're just like bitches with gunshots in their butthole.
Speaker 3:What strip clubs you going to in New York, boy? You gotta go. You gotta get on the island, man, so you come down.
Speaker 4:This is kind of beautiful. This bitch look like Beyonce. This bitch look like Alicia Keys. Oh my God, what kind of strip club is this? This is amazing. I see what you're saying. I said this is an amazing strip club day I've never seen.
Speaker 3:no shit like that. It wasn't them. I know it wasn't, it wasn't them.
Speaker 4:But it looked like them. It wasn't them, but it looked like them.
Speaker 1:Not actually. It was not actually Alicia Keys, it was back there. It was back there.
Speaker 3:It was personators Get you to click on the link. It's like Santa Claus at the ball.
Speaker 4:Every city has you know behind Alicia Keys looking like him Exactly and she was on stage shaking that one thigh and I was like wow.
Speaker 1:So now that you're looking at the video, we're on to the next. That's enough of me dog. So listen, y'all had enough of me dog. But this in there too, how rich do you got to be to have security Like security detail? How rich do you think you need to be?
Speaker 3:I don't know the queen rich.
Speaker 4:I don't think I have to do it rich. I think it has to do with your level of comfortability. Let's say you make a little more money than everybody else and let's say you did some things to people and now people want to do things to you. You may want to get security Not saying you got to be rich, but a lot of people want to kill you and you want to live. So now you're afforded some security, you have to at least be a millionaire.
Speaker 3:So now you're pulling yourself together.
Speaker 4:We have to at least be a millionaire? I don't think so. At least is what. I'm saying I know dudes in the projects who had security. They just wanted to live.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I agree with that, Like notoriety. You know, some people want to be super rich but lucky to be a kid.
Speaker 1:So you're saying you ain't got to be rich? Of course you got to be rich.
Speaker 3:No, I think you have to be rich or otherwise you're getting, like you know, family value, dollar store security and is that really security.
Speaker 1:So like, if you're not rich, like why do you need security? Where do you got security you?
Speaker 4:may have dabbled in parts of life that garnered.
Speaker 1:You need security because now, people want to do things for you, and niggas might want to do some shit.
Speaker 4:So you need security. Not meaning you're rich, you just need security. Who? Who we talking about On a monetary level.
Speaker 3:You haven't done like how rich do you have to be, that you have to worry about getting kidnapped or that money being used against you, that you need security To have a four-time security detail at least three, four niggas.
Speaker 1:$150,000, $200,000,. Because you can't pay, niggas risk their life. $20,000 a year though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no shit, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:That that's the worst security to have, though, you got to pay niggas like $250,000, $500,000 a year, bro. You got to pay Like the risk they life. Nigga, like shit, nigga. I'm going to tell you right now, nigga, I'll accept your job as a $100,000 a year security guard, but as soon as some shit go down, nigga, I'm protecting my life first nigga Well yeah, for you dog.
Speaker 2:I ain't a good ass. Life insurance policy.
Speaker 1:I ain't been on Facebook in a while. I used to know him and shit like that. But now when I'm back on Facebook I see him and he do the security thing. But then he got jumps like yeah, we with 6ix9ine Unsecurity, 6ix9ine detail. When he come to New York like I'm security, 6'9" detail, what he call me, y'all got all. I'm like man, this nigga, you really in there, you in the thick of the shit With a dude like that. You gotta be on some shit because nigga ain't got touch yet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, these are like trained men, like these are you know, this is not like my cousin who's? Like you know my cousin who can fight.
Speaker 1:I would have Israeli special forces in that motherfucker If.
Speaker 3:I'm going to have any. They got babies, motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:If I'm going to have any kind of special force, motherfuckers, I want Israeli special forces.
Speaker 4:I'm going to Wakanda, I'm getting them girls from Wakanda and we want to say rest in peace to PNB Rock.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah man.
Speaker 1:You know, what I'm saying yeah. Subject Would you go to the hood with all you know what I'm saying with a million chains on?
Speaker 3:So he just got robbed and dated.
Speaker 1:I'm not going nowhere with less money than, and then flaunt the fact that I got more money.
Speaker 4:It's like going to the lion's den with a steak outfit on. It's just not smart. That's what I was saying.
Speaker 1:That's what a lot of people say Would you go to the zoo wrapped in ham sandwiches and throw yourself?
Speaker 4:in one hand. Dude, Hell. No, you're done done.
Speaker 3:From hence on forth, the queen owns all ham sandwiches.
Speaker 1:No ham sandwiches allowed in the zoo.
Speaker 3:Fuck that dog.
Speaker 1:That's why I say like shit, especially now dog. Like hell, no dog.
Speaker 4:But then again, look you got that demographic of people who will wear all that shit in the hood and expect to be safe because of some weird reputation or some fake-ass notoriety, or they have security.
Speaker 3:Yeah, security's something different. You'll be all right. You think, you think, you think.
Speaker 1:I don't feel like you've got to be a certain amount of rich to have security. You've just got to be a certain type of amount of flamboyant to have security, but you know what you think.
Speaker 2:Bill Gates has security, I agree, but on that point.
Speaker 1:I don't see really no rappers who for real, for real, who walk around with security details.
Speaker 4:You don't see them. They're there. Who are they? Tifa does.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying.
Speaker 4:You ever see 50.
Speaker 1:Cent move. No, I ain't saying that, I'm saying I don't see them getting robbed. No, because they got the-.
Speaker 3:You see what Ice-T said you know, what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Yes, a lot of motherfuckers move like that.
Speaker 4:Yeah, a lot, a lot of people ain't getting robbed. You never get in touch.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles in the middle of Englewood, nigga. I don't give a fuck how many arguments me and my girl get into nigga and how bad I gotta make it up to her nigga. We not going to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles in Englewood?
Speaker 3:That's not there. I've been there too, it's a touristy spot, but again if you're wearing like a half a million dollars jewelry.
Speaker 1:I think that's the thing I'm telling you right now for the last year and a half two years since COVID, motherfuckers have been saying the same thing over and over Do not go to LA if you ain't got security. And be up in these restaurants and these places thinking shit's sweet, Because they not only robbing black people, they robbing white people on the sidewalk. That's eating food at restaurants with Rolexes on the motherfuckers getting out of cars, rolling right up on them like yo, run that fucking quarter million dollar fucking Rolex, Run that, fucking, run that shit dog. So me personally, dog, I don't have to be rich and famous to know like I'm not about to be in a situation like that dog, I'm not putting myself in a situation like that. So no, I'm going to say I don't need security because I moved too smart and I ain't going to have no money on me like that. Anyway, nigga, you can take my debit cards.
Speaker 2:That's a fact. You can take all the shit nigga.
Speaker 1:I'll let you get $100 off. Easy, easy, nigga. I, easy, nigga. I'm going to get all that money back.
Speaker 4:I mean.
Speaker 1:I don't know what else y'all want to do. There's a bunch.
Speaker 4:There's more.
Speaker 3:Six months of no brushing teeth or six months of no deodorant.
Speaker 1:Shit Boy Wow.
Speaker 4:I'm brushing my teeth.
Speaker 1:I'm brushing my teeth.
Speaker 3:You take a shower every day. I'm brushing my teeth. I can take a shower every day and just use the shit out of some soap yeah. I'm brushing my teeth.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Take a crystal under there or something.
Speaker 4:I'll make something happen with an underarm. I'm brushing my teeth.
Speaker 1:You know what happens. I had to put some cologne under my eyes I get some cologne that smell like deodorant.
Speaker 4:Ain't nothing worse than a nasty ass mouth, and I don't want that, so I gotta brush my teeth.
Speaker 3:I gotta. I had a good one the other day. It was no appliances, no washing machine, no dryer, no fridge, no appliances or no internet.
Speaker 4:I want appliances, I want appliances.
Speaker 1:Fuck the internet, I'll take the appliances too. I want my appliances.
Speaker 2:You've been watching the fucking Zigg on Facebook. I am from the late 1900s.
Speaker 1:I am from the late 1900s. Fuck Rojo, it's the High Class Dirtbags podcast. God damn it. I need appliances. I need appliances. Fuck thejo, this is the High Class Dirtbags podcast goddammit, I need appliances, he was like I need appliances. Fuck that internet dog, Fuck that internet. I would have been down bad with no internet dog.
Speaker 4:I grew up with no internet. I was molded by it. I was born in it. I'm born in it. I'm from here.
Speaker 1:I was molded by it. No, internet is your greatest fear. I was born in it.
Speaker 4:What's the concept of you molded by a.
Speaker 1:Batman, y'all motherfuckers don't get it man. Y'all ain't man that shit. Go man, look man.
Speaker 4:Fuck the internet. I need to wash my shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, all right, I thought this was a good one man. Sole owner of iPhones or sole owner of Jordan shoes?
Speaker 3:iPhones. Iphones are one of the biggest companies in the world.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say Jordan shoes because Steve Jobs is dead.
Speaker 3:I own all the iPhones Steve Jobs.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say Jordan, because Steve Jobs is dead. The sole owner of iPhones is dead, though, so I'm going to. We're talking literally.
Speaker 3:I mean you're going for, I'm going for monetary.
Speaker 4:Yeah, if we're talking about, I'm going iPhone. If we're talking literally, yeah, I'm going iPhone, we're talking literally, let me get that.
Speaker 1:They'll be like all right, you, iphone is a monopoly.
Speaker 4:I I'm going to go Jordan.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm going to go Jordan Because Jordan's got yachts that nigga's still living.
Speaker 3:Oh shit I mean you own the company. It don't matter if it's alive or not.
Speaker 1:No, you own Nike. Never mind, nike owns Jordan, nike owns Jordan to a percent, right.
Speaker 3:So you don't own Nike, you own a smaller company. Yeah, the smaller shit dog Nike's bigger.
Speaker 1:I probably should say no, it's not.
Speaker 4:Nike is bigger than Jordan. Nike's bigger, jordan's bigger, really yeah. You guys are aware that there's other countries that don't really care about basketball.
Speaker 1:Go on check it, go on check it. Yeah, no, like the brand problem, you know.
Speaker 3:But Like Nike's. Like Nike in comparison to Jordans.
Speaker 1:Jordan is the company.
Speaker 3:I mean Jordan is the company, jordan under, yeah, maybe here in the States it might be bigger, but you guys are forgetting there's a whole world that doesn't really care about bad sports. But it'd be like yo right now you can either get.
Speaker 1:We can either you the iPhone, the Apple as a company or Jordan shoes. I'll take Apple.
Speaker 3:I'll take Apple. Give me Apple, you can have it right now, you own it right now. You want me to join you and buy it with Apple. You can probably sell it. You can buy it with Apple.
Speaker 1:You can take Apple. You can take Apple.
Speaker 3:And then sell half of it and buy a fucking Jordan company.
Speaker 1:You can own both. You can own one and a half. I'm going to go with that and in the mid-20,000s, Jordans became walkers.
Speaker 3:Fuck y'all motherfuckers, and they still stopped.
Speaker 1:Jordan's brand is now.
Speaker 2:Walker bro Hold up.
Speaker 1:I got this quick little thing too because, damn, this shit had fucked me up the other day. But I got this quick little thing too because this shit had fucked me up the other day, but I got it right. It said if you were in a garden, there are 34 people in the yard, you killed 30. How many people are in the garden?
Speaker 3:Say it slowly, because it's one of those questions.
Speaker 1:If you were in a garden, there are 34 people in the yard you killed 30 people. How many people are in the garden? One more time If you were in the garden, there are 34 people in the yard you kill 30 people. How many people are in the garden? One, yeah.
Speaker 4:If you're in the garden, there are 34 people.
Speaker 1:If you were in the garden. There are 34 people in the yard. You kill 30 people.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm going to say like 50,000. How many?
Speaker 1:people are in the garden, like 50,000. How many people?
Speaker 4:are in the garden Like 50,000.
Speaker 1:There's only you in the garden because you're shooting motherfuckers from the garden, in the yard, whatever, it doesn't matter where you're shooting them from, but the garden is where you're starting. You're in the garden. That's a magic way of going. You were in the garden, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's nobody in the garden.
Speaker 3:I said you were in the garden. See, we broke it down. That's why I need to see these things.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were in the garden. You said, yeah, we're in the garden, yeah, but yeah, all right. Motherfucker.
Speaker 4:I'm thinking Madison Square Garden. It's funny, I got that shit.
Speaker 1:I was like hold on what All right man.
Speaker 4:We always debating about Look better than black people.
Speaker 3:Tacos Casserole no on tacos Casserole I don't know about that Black people make casseroles.
Speaker 2:We don't make casserole.
Speaker 3:Macaroni and cheese. By definition of what we did, three ingredients in a dish casserole Macaroni and cheese is casserole, I want to say tacos. Honestly, I don't really know too many black taco spots.
Speaker 1:I don't really know, you know.
Speaker 4:You got a point there I don't want to say I'm going to say steak, something that white people make better than black people. I think steak is a plus. I can go for tacos that sounds good, but it's got to be something, what else?
Speaker 1:No, I don't know. Borscht.
Speaker 4:Italian food Borscht. Black people don't make borscht, I would say fish, I would say fish. Yeah definitely.
Speaker 2:I would say fish no.
Speaker 1:I would say fish, because we do fried, boiled and broiled and all that shit, but the motherfuckers be doing ceviche and shit.
Speaker 3:Like I was going to say the other day, people wasn't thinking about no ceviche Like Alex, my buddy, alex made something about a. You said something about whiting and I thought of like how many different I was, like I had no idea black people ate whiting.
Speaker 2:I love whiting, and it's in the Jewish community as well, and I'm like and whiting, it's a pickled cooked you know, jarred that out of that.
Speaker 3:I was just like oh what yeah, yeah the amount of people pickled whiting smoked white.
Speaker 2:I got your pickle whiting right here, what there's.
Speaker 3:White spreads like in the in the schenazee, like the white jewish community. White whiting is like what huge take bigger than salmon.
Speaker 1:I can't imagine Pickling a fish With the white Jewish community. You just fucked my head up With that, alright.
Speaker 4:So alright, what do you mean?
Speaker 1:My thing is what group of whites Are we talking? About you, gotta laugh at him On that one. What group of whites Like?
Speaker 3:the. What do you mean? Whiting or white people?
Speaker 1:No, white people, no, white people. You said white people, no, I'm talking about. As far as this question, oh, white people cook better.
Speaker 2:Tacos, I say fish.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying what group of white people are we talking about? Because we're talking about you know, you said you're Italian or something.
Speaker 4:People from West Virginia. They make offal.
Speaker 1:The only thing they make better is pies.
Speaker 3:Pies? I don't know.
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 1:You put a pumpkin pie in a sweet potato pie.
Speaker 4:I'm fucking with that sweet potato pie. They got an apple pie.
Speaker 3:Put that pumpkin pie in a sweet potato pie. I want two apple pies. I want to see which one's better. I don't know. I don't think that's a they're going to make you a rhubarb pie. I think pie is an American thing.
Speaker 1:I don't know, bro, I think it's.
Speaker 3:You think white people make better?
Speaker 1:pies Like peach cobbler and stuff like that Apple pie peach cobbler.
Speaker 4:They do Pumpkin pie. How much money does it take?
Speaker 3:Sweet potato, we got it. Tacos, I'm going to say pies and other. You know, basically Tacos are Mexican food. I don't say tacos man.
Speaker 1:Because they just take tacos From somebody else, that's what I'm saying. They just put Stuff they done seen In the book Cilantro and shit. We don't want that shit.
Speaker 4:We don't make tacos, we go buy them.
Speaker 1:No, I do make tacos.
Speaker 4:You make tacos. I've never made a taco in my life.
Speaker 3:You are crazy. You've never gotten a fucking pound of me. No, I've never seen a taco night I'm going to make tacos.
Speaker 1:Never in my life the joy of making tacos. How are you having a taco night In different bowls?
Speaker 3:You're like what?
Speaker 2:the fuck Like a smorgasbord. What the fuck I got to make tacos I don't want to make tacos.
Speaker 3:By order of the queen, every adult male must have a taco bar every Tuesday. And it shall be called the Yusuf rule.
Speaker 4:Damn bro, you gotta enjoy taco night.
Speaker 3:Bro, I got used to this. It's like one of my day, two nights Like, hey, you want to come to my house and do taco night. They're like, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, yay, they love that Taco night, and then it's simple.
Speaker 4:It's so easy.
Speaker 1:That's the best thing about it because it's so simple that you can do that shit in a good like 15, 20 minutes and you like, bitch, it's done Everything. Hot nigga Cheese lettuce tomatoes, sour cream nigga the chop. I'm going to have a taco bar next time we pot Just a tip Right behind you. Just a tip. I might fuck with that shit. Is he grabbing something? Would you care for a taco? You have changed. Now, sir, you have enjoyed the perks of a taco bar.
Speaker 4:What about three bean salad?
Speaker 2:No that's not a dip right, I'm not a bean guy.
Speaker 1:so I don't know, I don't know who made it.
Speaker 4:I think, white people have never made a dip right. Uh-huh, I'm not a bean guy, so I don't know. I don't know who made it. I think white people have never been in a dip though I never made it either.
Speaker 1:But my homeboy, my nigga Jay, damn it. He made that shit one night. And that shit because you got the sour cream on it with the layers. What?
Speaker 2:That shit is actually delicious.
Speaker 1:It's like it's a dip for the chips and shit. Oh man, Pizza, you giving me ideas, man.
Speaker 3:Game day tomorrow. Man, I got to, I think, pizza as well.
Speaker 4:Pizza Pizza.
Speaker 3:I'm not saying that black people can't make good pizza but no, a majority of white people like the really good pizza places. I'm going to say pizza.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say I think no there's some good in Atlanta.
Speaker 3:There's some good like black-owned pizza places.
Speaker 1:It's unbelievably good no but in the household.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but like in a general, like broad, statement.
Speaker 4:In a household, Vinny's going to make the pizza. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:But y'all will do that shit. Y'all take the time. I'm cool with y'all making pizza.
Speaker 3:Pizza night's like taco night, but harder I've.
Speaker 4:That's one thing.
Speaker 1:It's the same kind of thing.
Speaker 3:You do the whole thing, but it's so much like work I've never made a pizza by myself.
Speaker 4:It's fun, though I've never made a pizza. I've never done that shit.
Speaker 3:No, we do like it's better with like a group of people where you, you know like everybody gets like one like 10 or 12 inch and you kind of just make your own pizza however you want.
Speaker 1:It's like a taco Everybody gets a slice.
Speaker 4:So, I get to try your pizza you get like every you know as many people, as all you get a different kind of pizza, so you swap out pizza, kind of I just need a brick oven stove.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want me one of them.
Speaker 4:eggs man you got to get one of those eggs, bro. You can make a pizza in the egg.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, egg Green egg yeah. You can do it on a regular grill too.
Speaker 3:You just gotta get a pizza stone. I got one of the pizza stones.
Speaker 1:I don't need that smoker, I do that. I fucks with that heavy. Alright, we got a couple more and then shit, we gotta get to the other shit. What was it Name? A song Black people like, but you don't. I'ma say the Cupid Shuffle dog. I hate that fucking song. Don't do your dance, do your dance. I fucking hate that song bro. Like I hate that song bro.
Speaker 4:I hate Beyonce's new version of I don't know before I let go. I hate Beyonce's new version of Before I Let Go. Yeah, I hate that. I hate that. I love the original, but I hate Beyonce's version.
Speaker 1:There's so many for me. I don't even, I can't even name one. You don't like the classic You're like nah, I don't like that song. Oh, it'd be a lot, man, it'd be fucking shit.
Speaker 4:Black Eyed.
Speaker 1:Peas, Pump it Louder. I hate that song. I hate that song. Fucking Black Eyed Peas.
Speaker 2:Pump it.
Speaker 4:Louder Pump it.
Speaker 2:Louder.
Speaker 4:That's hilarious, I don't know.
Speaker 1:You ain't got no songs you don't like.
Speaker 3:What you got. All right, it's a bunch I'm trying to think of. Think, yeah, I was all like shit. You guys are going like a more classical.
Speaker 1:I'm thinking of. Like you know, I don't like a lot of shit.
Speaker 3:Tell me, I don't like a lot of shit.
Speaker 1:I'm on a pinpoint with what I really don't fucking like, like, damn, so much I don't fucking like I don't know.
Speaker 4:This is a man I fucking hate, I just can't do it All.
Speaker 1:Right, man, this is the, I guess.
Speaker 3:Anything by 21 Savage.
Speaker 1:Like shit. My thing is like so broad. Oh, I do got one dawg. Is your girl cheating on you with a dude with a rubber or without a rubber?
Speaker 3:worse I mean, they both suck, but obviously we know which one's the worst, I believe, without a.
Speaker 4:she'd love him without a rubber. Now you gotta go get yourself checked out. Without a rubber. She'd love that guy. They make love, they don't. They don't fuck, they make love.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and she made him put a rubber on. She cared about you a little bit like no, I ain't about to take it.
Speaker 3:I'm scared of you Are you really thinking that she's thinking of you in that situation?
Speaker 4:Or like thinking of herself. She is, she's like. You know, I'm still there, I'm a chillest nigga. No, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1:I'm still going to hold you, I'm going to fuck you, but I got to go back to my man. That nigga rocked my girl. This is the bottom of it.
Speaker 3:I want to feel you. Hello, she's doing it solely because she's going back to him Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3:Hey man, hold on, I'm going to be a good cheat Make you put a condom on because I don't want to get it. It's not that I don't want to get your STD I don't want my boyfriend to get your.
Speaker 4:STD, all that yeah, but if you don't want to do it, you know you take that condom off and make it love.
Speaker 1:You tongue, kiss the missionary style.
Speaker 4:She's thinking of herself and all that. Nah you tongue, kiss the missionary style, no condom, the only thing she's thinking about is not getting caught with you, if that's how you want to look at it. Why don't?
Speaker 1:you not, because you know if she get caught, that's what it is.
Speaker 4:She don't care about him breaking up Like I ain't fucking anybody.
Speaker 1:If you ain't fucking, she's worried about getting caught. That's why she's putting a condom on.
Speaker 2:Don't rob my girl. Yeah, don't rob my girl.
Speaker 1:Not the robber, not the robber monkey. Yeah, I think it's probably evil, but definitely without a condom is way worse.
Speaker 4:Way worse. It's the worstest.
Speaker 1:Come on and rah-rah, ah, rah-rah, ooh, it's the worstest. Yeah, come on, raw, raw, raw, raw.
Speaker 3:Ooh, here's a good one. This is the one. I think we should finish it with Good sex and bad food, or bad food and good sex. I can cook. No, you can't have good food. That's the whole point. You can't cook it. Nobody's cooking it for you. Restaurants suck. Everything tastes bad to you, but sex is amazing. No, I'd just rather live a normal life.
Speaker 1:I'm going to get good food. I'd be like nah, I'm going to just go with nothing. He won't continue with how life is, though that doesn't make sense I'm going to go with good food Always bad sex when you have good food? Hell, no, because shit, the sex will be bad. As long as I bust me a nut bitch, I'm going to eat this food.
Speaker 1:The food was the main course, this shit is delicious nigga I sat here, for five minutes. This is for five minutes. I'm going to eat and go to sleep with some delicious things on my palate.
Speaker 4:This is perfect, I'm perfect, I'm like.
Speaker 2:I got it. Did this just come through your palate? I'm going to lay down.
Speaker 3:I ain't going to think about that. And white people want to make some tacos? That shit's amazing.
Speaker 1:I can see now you calling the homie. Nah, man, it's the greatest shit ever, man, she did a five-course meal.
Speaker 2:And then all I had to do was fuck for like five minutes bust a nut.
Speaker 4:She got a sister. I want you to meet her no.
Speaker 3:again you guys are saying that sounds like a good sex for you. This is bad sex.
Speaker 2:So in this situation it's the opposite of what you think, you're not busting for an hour, you're like I hate this.
Speaker 1:I don't understand. I'm going down after I eat that delicious.
Speaker 2:I'm going down after I eat that delicious ass meal.
Speaker 1:Chances are it's about bad sex.
Speaker 3:70% of the time you're not nothing, you just an owl at it.
Speaker 1:But after I eat that delicious ass meal, I'm going to jack off myself.
Speaker 2:I'm going to get it. I'm going to get me right.
Speaker 3:Fuck that is hand sex considered sex I don't know, I don't know, I'm thinking about it, I'm thinking about my life.
Speaker 1:Don't get technical, nigga Just get technical, you don't fuck up genies dog.
Speaker 2:It's also bad jerking off. You got to go a little bit, you're like come on bro Genies.
Speaker 3:Genie's a fucking fuck. You like that, though he was like all right bad sex it is. He was like why can't I beat off Insects, Insects.
Speaker 1:My time to eat all that delicious food. I'm going to be fatter than a motherfucker. I ain't eating no water, I'm going to eat this good food.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, I got a bussiness. This is a tough one.
Speaker 3:This is such a tough one I got to bust in there, I ain't about to eat.
Speaker 1:No bullshit after that.
Speaker 3:I'm just going to leave. I'm going to eat. You don't want it. No, I need more. I'm out of here.
Speaker 2:I don't want to play this one.
Speaker 1:Ain't no other choices. Nigga, that's it. I'm out of here.
Speaker 2:Nah, he just shitting me right.
Speaker 1:As soon as I leave, let's see. Hey, there's a dude asking questions.
Speaker 4:These are two choices.
Speaker 3:I don't know, there's a guy asking questions in that building.
Speaker 1:He's giving away prizes if you answer.
Speaker 2:You can think about this man you get bad sex. Hey, did you get my?
Speaker 1:five recommendations. Like shit, I get something right.
Speaker 4:I get good sex and good food. Now right, I get everything right.
Speaker 1:I brought you five motherfuckers, thank you. Oh and the last thing I wanted to ask is would you be upset if they remade all your favorite ghetto classics with a white person?
Speaker 3:No, I absolutely want to see this. I would love to see this. I don't want to see a white Arnold.
Speaker 1:Tom Hickson, you don't want to see Tom Hickson.
Speaker 3:belly, tom Hickson, you don't want to see Tom Hickson belly what Tom Allen? Bumper cloth That'd make your dick hard like that.
Speaker 4:That'd be amazing. No, I don't want to see that. I don't want to see Joey Lawrence as Arnold.
Speaker 3:I would want to see, because ideally it would only be a mock movie. If they were serious, I was going to say, if they do it, it would be like 20, 30 years from now.
Speaker 1:It would be a whole bunch of black jokes in it. Oh, I'm going to get my cocaine from my plug, oh shit. But as the time passed, they already conditioned everyone to that. I mean, technically, they just made.
Speaker 3:Friends. So I mean technically, they just made Friends. So we're talking about are you okay with Friends being made?
Speaker 4:No, Living Single was a black show.
Speaker 3:Living Single was a black show and they just were like done, we're going to make a white cast. And that's literally what they did. That's all they did, bro. That's all they did.
Speaker 1:That's all I said in time, they eventually did.
Speaker 2:Friends is Living.
Speaker 1:Single with white people. That's why they're like man Friends is the greatest show ever. Yeah, because y'all backed that motherfucker dog, Of course, dog, when you got the backing dog. And then what Fox did not to get off subject, but they got all because, if you notice, back in the day there was a whole bunch of black shows on Fox when Fox just started out, Because Fox was like a small little company.
Speaker 1:And they didn't have no leverage because the dude that created Fox pissed off whoever he was. Like fucking, I'm going to make my own network. Y'all charging me this, I'm going to make my own network. So he made Fox, got a whole bunch of black shows because he was like it's easy to get the black and minority demographic to follow the shit and blow the shit up. And as soon as it got popular popular, that motherfucker canceled all the black shows.
Speaker 3:The Simpsons. The Simpsons was a big component of Fox's popularity, but in the same sense it was against the mainstream show. That's what they did.
Speaker 1:If you look at Fox's lineup dog, it was black.
Speaker 3:Living Color.
Speaker 1:UPM, wb, all that shit, all these motherfucking companies and all these motherfucking men. It'd be crazy dog, you'd be like damn, dog Like damn. But yeah, I don't want to see no fucking white dude playing in shadows.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't want that.
Speaker 1:That shit'd be terrible dog.
Speaker 3:Oh, I would love to see that. I also want to see movies made with Muppets. With Muppets Like serious, like Seven, made with, I imagine, morgan Freeman Muppet. Wow, what's in the box?
Speaker 1:Fuck a lot.
Speaker 4:Wow, that's fucked up. I just want to see these movies.
Speaker 3:I just want to see different versions of movies.
Speaker 4:What about Tony Montana's Black Dude? Wow, for real, what else we got. I just want to see different versions of movies.
Speaker 1:What about Tony Montana as a black dude For real? What else we got?
Speaker 3:I think we're done with let's Know For Me dog.
Speaker 1:Yo, is it me or the guy over there. Yeah, this is a little nippy in this motherfucker man. Well, I guess it's time for Dumb Laws According to State, huh yeah.
Speaker 3:We also have two works for sleep.
Speaker 1:Alright, I'm going to do dumb laws according to state. Fuck it, that seems better, alright. Last time we left off, we did a state that comes right before California. This time we're doing California. It is illegal for women to drive vehicles while wearing a house coat in all of California. This time we're doing California. It is illegal for women to drive vehicles while wearing a housecoat in all of California.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? A housecoat? What the fuck's a housecoat?
Speaker 4:A robe, I guess A bathrobe.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Didn't you see on Friday? Wasn't it One of the movies back in the day? Didn't they have the housecoat on in the car?
Speaker 4:The housecoat was for the house, though it ain't for the car. You didn't have a car coat.
Speaker 1:But he ain't seen on the movie. Is it like a smoker's jacket? They got in the car with the house coat on. Is it a smoker's jacket?
Speaker 4:Did she kill somebody with the house coat on? No, she just was.
Speaker 1:So then, why is it illegal to?
Speaker 4:have not to wear, you know.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying, like I don't know why. Well, I mean, that's the law.
Speaker 4:That was, that was. I saw that shit like that shit.
Speaker 1:I saw that shit in the movies. Like that shit was law maybe that's why they do it. They're throwing phone at them like, yeah, I know we can't do this in real life, but this is a movie.
Speaker 4:This is a movie, so we gonna wear the house coat in the car.
Speaker 1:I ain't saying shit. Neighbor's car if you don't have permission.
Speaker 4:Well, you shouldn't have washed my car by the end of the day. Somebody had to.
Speaker 3:Again, these laws were not just made out of thin air. This had to have happened. Like somebody would your honor? I told him not to. You know, he just washed my car willingly.
Speaker 1:Every Saturday. Every Saturday he washes everybody's car. He's washing my fucking car, man.
Speaker 2:I'm tired of this this old man's like I just wanted to do something nice.
Speaker 1:I don't see what's wrong with it, unless nigga you're fucking my car up nigga. But if you want to wash my shit too before I leave to go to work. Nigga go ahead. Take my pleasure, my boy, you back it out some more. Nigga Go ahead. I got the key here. The key go right here, man. No, I ain't giving that nigga the key.
Speaker 2:Oh, your neighbor, yeah, yeah, yeah, nigga here the key go, you got some crazy ass neighbors dog hey man, Shit I can't even get back.
Speaker 4:You may invite.
Speaker 1:Dirty Dan and boys into if you own at least two cows. Whoa, that should be a law.
Speaker 3:That should be a law. I agree with that one. That should be a law. Cowboy without cows.
Speaker 2:How are you?
Speaker 1:a cowboy without cows. Yeah, you bullshitting, bro, you ain't no real cowboy.
Speaker 3:That's a real life joke.
Speaker 4:You guys. Okay with that, you're a cowboy.
Speaker 2:You can't wear.
Speaker 3:Timberlands, unless you're a construction worker.
Speaker 1:You're't a cowboy. You can't wear Timberlands unless you're a construction worker. You're just a boy with a cow hat. Fuck that shit. You ain't got no cows. You're just a boy with a cow hat.
Speaker 3:You can't wear Timberlands without a job. I know I'm not.
Speaker 1:You're a pretender, I'm kind of in for that a lot. That is actually yeah.
Speaker 4:You got to have a job because Timberlands are work boots.
Speaker 1:The motherfuckers my girl be watching that show Yellowstone, and they be calling the. You know, because the rodeo dudes they compete for buckles. The bigger the buckle, the bigger the prize. You know what I'm saying. So the motherfucker was like, he was like the little lounge lizard. So the chicks that chase the dudes that collect buckles, they call them buckle bunnies. You know, chase the dudes that collect buckles they call them buckle bunnies oh shit, buckle bunnies.
Speaker 3:You ain't nothing but a buckle bunny, you ain't nothing but an old, dirty buckle bunny.
Speaker 1:I think you gotta have two cows and you got some horses and stuff. You gotta have some shit.
Speaker 2:You gotta be a fucking cowboy, you can't ride cows, you can't ride cows.
Speaker 4:You gotta have a horse to wrangle the cows.
Speaker 1:Black and white spotted. Fucking cowboy, you can't ride cows, you can't ride cows.
Speaker 4:You gotta have a horse to wrangle the cows You're gonna have all that shit.
Speaker 3:Now you can wear cowboy.
Speaker 2:You know there's some motherfucker in that town, in the county.
Speaker 1:You know what's so funny? When they walk into the hot store oh you want a hat he don't got no motherfucking hat. You don't get no hat.
Speaker 3:You know, there's one story. There's like a guy who shows up with like a pregnant cow and he's like can I wear the boots yet now? But, she's pregnant. I got two cows. I got two cows. I was like nope, you have to wait. He shows up with like a calf and a cow when I was young. Technically, that's still a calf, young man.
Speaker 1:We're going to have to wait. Man used to rock the cowboy boots. I used to be like man, you not a cowboy. Like he used to have the tassels and all he used to have the shit that was his thing. Huh the dangles.
Speaker 4:The dangle bangles man, the chest bangles.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you know he used to be in the church and shit, but he still had a dress on the outside and shit. He used to have a little shit like the cowboy. I swear to God, bro, that's why you're not a fucking cowboy. We don't have a cowboy.
Speaker 4:He had a little shit on his back too. We don't have a cowboy. He had them shingles on his arms and back.
Speaker 1:No, but he used to keep his piss on and stuff.
Speaker 3:White women do not like this law. What, what law? Can't wear cowboy boots? Why not?
Speaker 4:They wear booty shorts and cowboy boots. Booty shorts and cowboy boots Like I don't get it.
Speaker 3:Every girl, every guy.
Speaker 4:Yeah, daisy Duke, I get it, but I guess All right, what's the next weird fucking law that California has?
Speaker 1:It's illegal to walk Camel down Palm.
Speaker 3:Canyon.
Speaker 1:Drive in Palm Springs between the hours of 4 and 6 pm.
Speaker 3:Fuck, yeah, you know, traffic, that's traffic. That's what you're fucking up.
Speaker 1:You're fucking everything up. That's what you're having fucked up, get this motherfucker, get Camel out of here. Get this motherfucker out of here, bro. Get this Camel the fuck out.
Speaker 4:Get this motherfucker out of here. Get this Camel, the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1:I? I'm about to run this camera, the fuck over. I'm about to be late.
Speaker 3:Get this motherfucker out of here please ASAP we have a backup on the I-5. Looks like a semi truck got nicked with a camel again who is that Cameltoe we got?
Speaker 4:a cameltoe on the highway. What's that?
Speaker 1:a bad merge a camel toe on the highway. What's that? A bad merge. A camel toe crossing in arcadia. Peacocks have the right of way in all driveways and roadways okay oh, hold on, I can actually speak on this one no
Speaker 3:hold on, I would. There was, uh, I don't know if it was the town, but there was a town in southern california I was at. There was like a target and it was. It was beautiful but at the same time very creepy. How many peacocks were there? Like you literally get out of your car and you just hear like, and it's like they're all in the trees.
Speaker 4:There's like hundreds of them.
Speaker 3:These motherfuckers own the town. Target asked permission if they can build. There is what it felt like and I'm assuming that maybe there's sanctuaries like.
Speaker 2:Again, I'm assuming that they're like you know, maybe there's sanctuaries?
Speaker 3:maybe there's that, so they have all these laws that. You know I, the queen of california, own all swans and that's nbc.
Speaker 1:I'm lord of nbc. Shall own all the peacocks in Arcadia County.
Speaker 4:It is illegal to create because I bought everything.
Speaker 1:Alright. In Walnut it is illegal for men and boys to dress as females without a permit for the sheriff.
Speaker 3:What the fuck, what is a permit process?
Speaker 1:How long does it take? Can you do it online?
Speaker 3:Do you have to prove something Do you have to like? Submit pictures. I plan on wearing this.
Speaker 1:Cross-dressing permits. I done heard it all. I heard it all. Baby, Get the shit out of here. In Long Beach, it's illegal to curse on a mini golf course. Wow I guess so, but the second you step off officer. Motherfucker. Hey kids, you suck. I'm off the golf course officer. I'm on the side of your fucking kid.
Speaker 4:What if it's two in the morning? Shouldn't be kids' day?
Speaker 2:Suck my dick Slow motion.
Speaker 1:As you're like walking out the property.
Speaker 3:Suck my dick. Suck my dick.
Speaker 1:Oh shit. Fuck y'all motherfuckers. In Los Angeles, you cannot hunt moths under street lamps. What, how?
Speaker 4:else do you catch them? How else do you catch them?
Speaker 1:I am a California moth hunter. Yeah right, you got to walk around with a candle Like how do?
Speaker 4:you catch them? How did you catch them? I am a California moth hunter.
Speaker 1:Yeah right, You're going to walk around with a candle Like how do you catch a moth? Hold on hold on.
Speaker 3:You see what it's saying. It's saying under street lamp, so a true moth hunter will flip the street lamp upside down and hunt over.
Speaker 1:It was over, officer, I'm hunting over the lights. Open your third eyes. Open your third eyes. Open your fucking third eyes, ladies and gentlemen, that's hilarious.
Speaker 4:Over the officer look at me.
Speaker 1:All right, in Fresno, visitors cannot bother lizards at city parks. Okay, that's pretty cool, I guess. Wow, walking an elephant down Market Street in San Francisco is illegal unless the elephant is on a leash.
Speaker 4:How else would you walk an elephant? Why would you walk an elephant? How?
Speaker 1:the fuck do you own an elephant in California? They don't even have yards and shit dog.
Speaker 3:How the fuck Niggas like 400 square feet for a million dollars, dog, it's probably like a zoo thing or some shit, I don't know. I'm thinking like a boardwalk empire type fucking story in San Francisco.
Speaker 1:But Peter couldn't end all that. Ringling Brothers shit, dog, you don't got shit, yeah, but these laws have got to be like.
Speaker 4:All these laws are old and stupid In the late 1800s.
Speaker 3:These are not late 1900 laws, I assume.
Speaker 1:In Berkeley it's illegal to whistle for a lost canary before 7 am.
Speaker 4:What so you don't wake them?
Speaker 3:Who has canaries man Yo again these laws don't come from air, so I want to know it was from my parrot, I don't fucking got a canary Exactly Like how specific
Speaker 2:is this one.
Speaker 4:I don't got a canary. It's a fucking parrot man, it's a bird of paradise.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, it's a toucan.
Speaker 3:Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo Sweet.
Speaker 1:You are in Purndale. Two bathtubs cannot be installed in the same house.
Speaker 3:Wait, that makes sense. You know California has a lot of water restrictions on us.
Speaker 1:I'm sure that falls under that, but you need two tubs. So, man, yeah, you're balling.
Speaker 3:Comfort ass nigga, no, no. So, speaking of that, hold on, oh you want comfort.
Speaker 4:Nigga, you want comfort. You want to sit down and alone day at the work?
Speaker 1:Are you talking about water? And comfort you guys?
Speaker 2:just reminded me of an NPR.
Speaker 3:So there's a really in California, in Los Angeles area, Like Kevin Hart has a house. They're like a bunch of people and they're not following the water laws. They're basically like you can, you know they got all the water laws, but you can pay these fines, and they're like abusing. You know, obviously the richest fuck, like this whole neighborhood. But there's just some so now they got water regulators in their house. So now the richest motherfuckers in this neighborhood have no water pressure. They got to take shitty showers.
Speaker 1:Excellent. Wow, that's kind of like ha-ha. Oh, you're rich now. I can't, man. I'm about to move out there, man.
Speaker 3:I mean these people are paying like tens of thousands of dollars in fines so they can still water their lawn. So it kind of makes sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean shit. Yeah, dog, especially when there's a water drought, that's water. Yeah, it's like nigga. That's why.
Speaker 3:Sylvester Stallone is in this neighborhood and he tried to petition a judge to allow him to use water so he can plant like the fucking 50,000 trees on his you know it's.
Speaker 1:But think about this you mean to tell me nigga ain't no water? Yeah, they all by the coast, that's crazy, ain't no water.
Speaker 3:Desalination's a far, far, far away. They're in the desert. It's a desert. Los Angeles is a fucking desert.
Speaker 1:Shout out to the East Coast man. Shout out to the East Coast.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:Shout out to the East Coast, we might get too much water.
Speaker 3:Hey, Ben, go turn on the sink. We're going to turn on the sink this whole time. The stock market go off for.
Speaker 1:East Coast time. God damn it. That's crazy. The stock market go off for East Coast time. That's crazy. That's all I'm going to say. Yeah man, all right. Last one is oh, in San Francisco it's not legal to carry bread, cakes or pastries that are intended for human consumption in open baskets or exposed containers.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? Like?
Speaker 1:I can't Like an open-faced basket, you can't put.
Speaker 3:I mean that's right, so like a bucket in a sense.
Speaker 1:No, you got a regular basket with nothing on top of them. So you walking down the street, Fuck you government, Don't tell me how to eat my food. You can't.
Speaker 3:I want an open-faced.
Speaker 1:You gotta have one with the flaps.
Speaker 3:I'm not walking this is America and the government's not gonna tell me If I gotta walk with my flaps down on my motherfucking picnic basket.
Speaker 1:Yes, because Fuck you, san Francisco.
Speaker 3:You letting people shit in your streets, but you making me cover my. That's why. We got people shitting in the street. We're not gonna make that illegal, but we don't want you to get in cover your top, cause the flies is gonna be there cover your head top nasty green shitty fly.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is the last one. In San Francisco, any person classified ugly may not legally walk down any street.
Speaker 3:I like it. I like that this one kind of pertains to the this one kind of pertains to the sheriff without a permit?
Speaker 2:How?
Speaker 3:does this go about? Is there like ugly police?
Speaker 1:Is there and lastly, as the queen, I declare ugly people a sin and they're no longer allowed to walk down the street. And then here's my other question If you have this like, there's obviously people that are going to be pretty their whole life.
Speaker 3:Like is there a category? Like oh, you're always ugly, so you can't walk down the street. You got to check in with us every six months. You're kind of borderline.
Speaker 1:Ugly people may not walk, they may crawl down the street Whoa To make it easier to decipher who the ugly ones are.
Speaker 4:They will not look you in the eye.
Speaker 1:They will look down when they see you, so they're just crawling your last word was yeah, but I can't use them when I walk to the store. I can't look up at you I got to crawl to the store, crawl to the store Shut up by order of the queen, the queen.
Speaker 4:Hey, man, shout out. That's hilarious yo.
Speaker 1:Shout out to all the.
Speaker 3:All the other people in San Francisco that are still walking in on breaking the laws. We love you.
Speaker 1:All jokes aside, man, we joked a lot about the queen today, but I do want to shout out to all the motherfucking people that were affected by the travesties committed by her family, Specifically my Gullah Geechee. People Shout out to y'all, man Israelis Jews, I mean. I think everybody. I don't think you can have a single Like. There is not Everybody. That's how big the English Empire was. I think we were supposed to apologize right there Like they owned Every.
Speaker 3:Somebody posted up a map Of like all the countries throughout the history, of like the British, it was basically other than like China. It was basically the world Like China and like North Asia.
Speaker 4:Yeah, india everything like that. But I'm saying like basically Russia, china, it was basically the world like China and like North Asia, it was India, everything like that.
Speaker 3:But I'm saying like basically Russia. China that's about it.
Speaker 1:Africa.
Speaker 3:Australia, north America, south America was always in between that and Spain, all of it everything though that's what I say, man.
Speaker 1:I would not fucking cry one shed of tear because somebody from my oppressive family died, though that's funny, you know what I'm saying. Y'all thought I was about to be sitting there like, oh yeah, man, the queen. I don't know that broad, I'm an American black man, though who the fuck is the queen dog? The only queen I know is Latifah and Queen Quit of the Gullah Geechee Nation. Shout out to the Gullah Geechee Nation. You know what I'm saying. Anyway, this has been the High Class Dirtbags podcast.
Speaker 3:No, it isn't. We still got two works for sleep, motherfucker. We ain't going anywhere.
Speaker 1:Man, shit man, what, we ain't going anywhere. Oh, I didn't even know. Let's go. It's been a while Shit. Wake up, motherfucker. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, oh, oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa, doo-doo-doo.
Speaker 3:You said doo-doo. Yeah, I just said doo-doo, wake up, all right.
Speaker 1:Rainwater is no longer safe to drink because of microplastics.
Speaker 3:I mean, that makes sense, it doesn't affect me too much. I never really drank rainwater.
Speaker 4:Wasn't that Bill Gates shit, putting shit up in the sky?
Speaker 3:The views of the podcast are not affected.
Speaker 1:But obviously people that collect rainwater and shit are, like you know, like well, y'all just trying to make it illegal for us to be off the grid and off the system type shit.
Speaker 3:They do have laws against people, Like some places. Do that the water company lobbies against it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's all money, but now they're saying there's so much plastics from like all the plastics produced.
Speaker 3:there's microplastics everywhere, yeah there's microplastics in all of our body, our blood, ocean, water, everything. Well, drink them, motherfucker.
Speaker 4:So we all fucked up. Then we're going to turn into plastic, Drink it shit.
Speaker 1:I'm going to drink it. Put it back in me and shit You're going to be turning into real blood At this point this shit fused with my DNA dog. I was it for me. That's when I would be like have plastic.
Speaker 4:I'm from the late 1900s, baby Hell yeah.
Speaker 3:Late 1900s we got plastic. I'm from the late 1900s. I was born into this, yeah yeah, it's like shit.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying. Fuck what y'all motherfuckers. Oh yeah, too woke for sleep. Why do black people love songs with spelling? I thought that shit was fucking hilarious. Just a little respect now.
Speaker 3:R-e-s-p-e-c-t well, that shit is bananas. How does the black community like that song?
Speaker 1:I mean, I think, I think that was a crossover can you cross up a little bit?
Speaker 4:where's the body? A-m-a-s there's so many. I think that was a crossover.
Speaker 1:Can you cross up a little bit? I have no answer for this. Where's Stefani? Where's Stefani A-M-A-S? There's so many and that's what I'm thinking Like. Damn, there's so many. I have no answer for this.
Speaker 3:That's a good question, like for real. Just say some things don't ever be known.
Speaker 4:I think it's one of those.
Speaker 3:Talking about G-O-D ABCs Easy.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 3:That's how I learned my ABCs.
Speaker 4:L is for the way you look at me. Everyone likes it. It's not just black people. Everyone likes a good old spelling song. No, I think we like it more. We like it a lot. We like it more.
Speaker 1:We like it a lot dog.
Speaker 4:We like him a lot. We like him a lot we like him a lot.
Speaker 1:We like him a lot. Dog, we like him a lot. Yeah, okay, use a hoe, a hoe, all the money for you. You can go down the line. There's so many.
Speaker 4:You guys remember K-Solo, the rapper who used to spell everything. Yeah, k-solo spelled out.
Speaker 1:Yep, all right, oh, you bought. They said millennial culture is spending what little money you have on nerd shit that makes you happy as the world falls apart around you. They said millennial culture is spending what little money you have on nerd shit that makes you happy as the world falls apart around you.
Speaker 3:Well, I think you could put that statement. Take it back to the late 1900s, when Gen. X was spending money on rock cards. The world is always comboing.
Speaker 1:In the first PlayStation, with one gigabyte of fucking RAM or one megabyte of RAM.
Speaker 3:In the late 1900s they had one megabyte of RAM.
Speaker 1:They sent a man to the moon on a kilobyte. One kilobyte floppy disk.
Speaker 4:Wow, late 1900s, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3:This next one actually reminds me of NPR. Before you get into it, michael Jordan's jersey that he wore on game one of the 1998 championships, whichever the last one was sold for $10.1 million this week, in addition to last week Mickey Mantle card selling for $5.1 million and the record is $12.6 million for 1950s Mickey Mantle.
Speaker 1:Man, I got to pull my Kingain Griffey Jr rookie joint off.
Speaker 3:Seriously hold on to them things. If you got one of those fucking things I'm talking about from the 90s, hold on to that shit From the late 1900s, the mid-1900s, I'm going to put that under the cash and I know I'm going to get some bread off of that Mid to late 1900s.
Speaker 4:I had this from the late 1900s. Here's the rookie for real.
Speaker 1:See, that's a oh yeah. I don't know why. This is too woke for sleep, but this shit is.
Speaker 3:No, that's what made me think of it. So you're definitely saying this.
Speaker 1:This shit is a little too woke for me. What oh this motherfucking Frank Ocean man? Apparently he got a diamond-encrusted cock ring.
Speaker 3:That you can buy. It's not a custom one. It's available for sale folks, it's Frank. Ocean turning into the Gwyneth Paltrow for men.
Speaker 1:You got your Jenga Lang.
Speaker 3:Jenga Lang.
Speaker 1:That Jenga Lang, jenga Lang, that Jenga Lang. I don't see why you would need a fucking diamond-encrusted cock ring man. That seems a little bit too much man Extravagant. You better hope that shit real gold, that shit, turn your meat green.
Speaker 3:I got a green.
Speaker 2:That meat green man, that shit is stupid.
Speaker 4:What if I get stuck Right? What if you can't get it off Like a ring, every ring? You know what if I get stuck Right? What if you can't get it?
Speaker 3:off Like a ring, every ring, you know.
Speaker 1:All right. The next one is your barber decides if you get pussy or roasted. Is that true? True, yeah, that is true.
Speaker 3:No, no, I decided my barber gets paid or not. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1:If your barber gives you a fucked up haircut you still going on a date. If you get a fucked up haircut you going on a date.
Speaker 3:You wear a hat. No hat. No, I'm talking about no hat. You should shave the head. I can just shave the head.
Speaker 1:So you wear a hat, you get a hat. But then you go into a spot and it's like yo, you can't wear hats here.
Speaker 3:You know what it's going to be I done.
Speaker 1:Seen bald niggas pay $200 to get in the club with a hat on. Yeah, I done. Seen broke bald niggas pay $200 to get in the club.
Speaker 3:I need my hat. This is my kid's job.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I need to get in the club. That's hilarious. Give me that dog. I gotta get in this club with this hat.
Speaker 2:You gon' kill me if I get in this motherfucker.
Speaker 1:But Moving out of the club is not going to stop me from getting no pussy.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying though.
Speaker 3:But if a girl like you, I'm going to get some pussy. Yeah, a haircut's not going to guarantee you some pussy either. I'm going to get me some pussy man.
Speaker 1:A nice haircut definitely going to help.
Speaker 4:Hold on, it's going to help. It's going Hold on, it helps. It's going to fit. You're going to look handsome. It's a bald motherfucker.
Speaker 1:You can get pussy Especially as a black man.
Speaker 3:You don't got no idea. I hate because it's a whole new life changer. Your shit start working. Oh, it's definitely a boost confidence. It helps, it helps.
Speaker 1:That's why I don't want it. A woman every TV show, who's supposed to be neutral and a hip black man, that weird, strange face, it's just like no, no one here lying.
Speaker 3:What is it the Florida Evans? Wait, the Florida Evans. It's just like one line. Yeah, take an arc. It's just one line. It's called the.
Speaker 1:Florida Evans.
Speaker 4:Yeah, dog, remember Florida Evans. She had just one line.
Speaker 2:If you got that, you might not get no pussy. If you got that, you might not get no pussy. You ain't getting no pussy with the Florida Adams.
Speaker 4:But, I'm just saying she would put that hat back on for you.
Speaker 2:It depends on the person.
Speaker 4:Because, I'm going to give you some pussy man With the Florida Adams.
Speaker 1:They say, why do black people hate saying their name at the door, like, for instance, knock, knock, who is it? It's me, nigg. That's hilarious, because you came over here.
Speaker 3:You remember back in the day, like in the late 1900s, before we had caller ID, there was like that relationship, Like somebody called to me. It's like bitch. I don't know you like that, like you have to reach a certain like enchilada, to be like you call me, man, it's me you call me.
Speaker 1:It's me.
Speaker 4:I don't know, who.
Speaker 1:I'm on my phone. I'm on my phone. It's the house phone.
Speaker 3:We don't have cell phones here. Why are you asking this question?
Speaker 1:Where am I at? I'm at the house.
Speaker 3:Next to the phone, I am touched with a line. It is late 1900s.
Speaker 1:We have not developed the cellular phone to perfection yet I used to stay up on them shit yo, why you stay up on them shit all night man. My stepdad choked me out Twirling the wire and shit. My stepdad choked me out because I tangled up the phone wire. With the phone wire that motherfucker relapsed dog Thought he was in Vietnam. That motherfucker wigged out dog.
Speaker 2:It was a bomb, but that was, that was the only time I stepped down what? Are you doing on me?
Speaker 1:I've been in like fourth grade on the phone.
Speaker 2:I don't feel like he's on the phone.
Speaker 1:Fourth grade. I'm on the phone. I remember the first time I did a long distance call my mom got so mad. Talking to some chick on long distance when y'all beat your ass man, what's a minute, what's a minute?
Speaker 4:What? What's a minute? What's a minute, what's a minute?
Speaker 3:$297 you talked for 392 minutes like oh shit, you ain't never gone to fucking Houston, what the fuck okay, this one was funny.
Speaker 1:I thought this one was hilarious. It says why my room never stink after I beat my meat it's pussy. That's why, no, no, hold, on Hold on, there's a question.
Speaker 2:It's fucked up. Oh yeah, hey, oh. But here's the thing A person who owns like a stinky dog doesn't know they own a stinky dog.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean? He doesn't smell because he's used to the smell. Oh shit, oh shit.
Speaker 4:I'm out bro. I'm out bro. He said it's pussy. That's why.
Speaker 1:I'm out bro, oh man he said it's pussy.
Speaker 4:That's why I'm fucked. Man, oh man, that's hilarious.
Speaker 3:The views of the volunteers.
Speaker 1:I really thought that was a valid point, because it was just like damn, this is my sister.
Speaker 4:He said it's pussy. That's why Wait a minute, wait a minute. I never thought about that before.
Speaker 1:Wait a minute. Yeah, if anybody got a lot of smells going on. I got to text so much people this right now, bro, all right. And then they said why do some men feel they can't date a single pregnant woman?
Speaker 2:I think it was just a troll question what the fuck is a single pregnant woman?
Speaker 1:Because you got your brains fucked up you worried about the wrong motherfucker. Listen, man, I got a pregnant. I ain't got a pregnant. It's a pregnant bitch worrying me right now. She want to get me pissed so bad. I told her yesterday.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 1:No, she do.
Speaker 3:This is like. You're a pregnant woman Yo hold on hold on.
Speaker 4:You can't have sex with a pregnant single woman. No, I'm not. No, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:Don't you go pulling out.
Speaker 3:You have an ability.
Speaker 2:Hold on.
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 4:You have an ability to stand in the no pullout club. You don't got to pull out with a pregnant woman.
Speaker 3:You don't got to pull out. You're still like no, no.
Speaker 1:Don't you go pulling out. I don't like your personality number one, but you know aside from being a pregnant big bitch. Treat it like a driveway it never pull out.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? I pull out of my driveway every day, just pull up.
Speaker 1:But they want to have sex. Pregnant women want to have sex Just pull up.
Speaker 4:I don't know if I want to have sex with a woman who I didn't make pregnant. If I didn't make you pregnant, I don't want to.
Speaker 1:Garage parked that motherfucker. I told you. I said I did that before Garage kept. But it was mine. My meat is garage kept. Garage kept. I'm going to say oh, it's from Berlin. Fuck all y'all motherfuckers, though, say my nigga's garage kept what my meat is. Garage kept, though Get out of here, dude.
Speaker 2:Fuck all y'all motherfuckers parking on the street. You eat this.
Speaker 3:Trent doesn't use the driveway because he's got to pull out.
Speaker 1:If we talk about the vagina as a driveway, then mine's a garage.
Speaker 3:You don't use the driveway because that would involve you pulling out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I ain't pulling out. I just pull out.
Speaker 3:You park on the street? Yeah, I pull up on the street.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying, and then I back out maybe a little bit, and then I go right back out. Wait, what are we talking about? Talking?
Speaker 2:about fucking right oh shit, alright.
Speaker 1:Man pays for his homies flight and fare in first class, but not his wife's.
Speaker 3:That's gay nah, don't say he's gay. Nah, how you pay for your homies. I mean this falls on the two. Work for sleep, but this is a different, you know why don't?
Speaker 2:you, you know city boy man, let's fuck that city boy that's a good one nothing's anything wrong with that.
Speaker 1:Just come out the closet, you'll be much happier. Yeah, yeah, city boy, don't take no girl on my staff either. He gay. Come out the closet, you'll be much happier. Yeah, yeah, this is City Boy. Don't take no girl. Either he gay or City Boy, like honey I got you your own hotel room.
Speaker 3:Me and Billy are going to stay in.
Speaker 1:Man, that's the original PPP man. Poison in the pussy population man. That's the original PPP.
Speaker 3:Don't be out here. You know, hey can we use this as a tiebreaker to see what denomination Can this fall under what crime? Man pays for his homie? Man pays for his homie.
Speaker 4:No, he said homie, he black, he black. But he could have said that Homie says he's black. He's black, you thinking he's black? He said homie, yeah, I said homie.
Speaker 3:He said homie, homie is black. He yeah, I say homie, it's a favorite homie, anytime you say homie, homie, homie.
Speaker 1:And there's a lot of that going on in the community. Man Brothers, y'all need to stop that God.
Speaker 3:this next question kind of hits hard in the home man.
Speaker 2:I feel like this is a targeted question right here.
Speaker 3:So what do you think?
Speaker 2:Let's get it All right. I'm cool.
Speaker 1:All right, you think buying appliances is dope, and I ain't gonna lie dog.
Speaker 3:I am literally waiting for.
Speaker 1:I am literally waiting for motherfucking Black Friday this year and I'm getting a new motherfucking dope-ass oven dog.
Speaker 3:Like I'm excited bro, I just got a new oven this week. I got all of them Excited as shit about it. I'm going home and washing dishes with a dishwasher.
Speaker 4:I need some appliance. I need a new dishwasher. We know who got the money. I got the warranty, this time my dishwasher doesn't match the new appliances, so I got to upgrade it. I need a new dishwasher. I need an above the stove confectioner's oven, not a microwave confectioner's oven.
Speaker 1:Excuse me dog.
Speaker 4:I'm about to get me one of those new gas ovens that got the air fry built in. That shit was dope. I was like.
Speaker 1:I'm about to get me one of those new gas ovens that got the air fryer built in.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's fresh.
Speaker 1:That shit was dope. I was like, oh shit, they got air fryer built in the ovens.
Speaker 4:I was like all right, I'm going to fuck with that.
Speaker 1:I'm going to fuck with that dog, but we are at that age now where buying appliances is dope and like going on the prices, right and winning like $30,000 worth of appliances.
Speaker 4:I, yeah, let me get that Nigga I might cry Like dude boy.
Speaker 1:I'm going to get my mom on Benzerita, you're going to save me so much goddamn money, boy, that shit. I'm not even making some good money around this.
Speaker 4:Is it Bidet and Plates?
Speaker 1:Who.
Speaker 3:Speaking of Bidet and Plates, hold on, hold on. Here's the other thing. Is it Bidet and Pl? We've talked about Bidang in previous. I'm a Bidang. There's no other way. You motherfuckers, I look at you like, like nasty bastards. Heathens, heathens. I have a pedestal now.
Speaker 1:Krusty Bones.
Speaker 3:You need to get up on me.
Speaker 1:Krusty Bones Krusty.
Speaker 4:Bones. I love that you're all the same, these motherfuckers, krusty Bones, you get water right out the bottom.
Speaker 3:Residual.
Speaker 1:Residuals, the residuals, oh shit. Hey man, you take a shower right Water hit your ass when you take a shower, right?
Speaker 4:If water don't hit your ass when you take a shower, you good you ain't taking a shower.
Speaker 3:You ain't taking a shower.
Speaker 1:You can't tell me that's gay Motherfucker say if you let water touch your asshole, well, you're the shot. That's gay, I'm done, john, I'm done, john, I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 2:I'm done, john. Yeah, I'm done, john, I'm with you.
Speaker 3:Listen.
Speaker 1:So I tried a bidet.
Speaker 4:I tried one and I sat there. And I tried one and I sat there. I was like I don't like it.
Speaker 3:The first one is different. Obviously it's the first time you've done it. I was like it's not my thing.
Speaker 4:It's so like I didn't want to get used to it. I didn't like it.
Speaker 3:I just said no, not for me.
Speaker 4:It was like that it wasn't it was like he just went into it. No, you can't, it's a complaint.
Speaker 1:He said that. No, I said what you just said, hold on.
Speaker 4:It's not you, it's me. That's what you just told me. It's not you, it's me. Hold on, I got it.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying, that wasn't you. These are hard. I tried this again, right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's like, oh, a little bit, I know I was just like, oh, what is that? And then it broke Is this slow?
Speaker 1:And I was like oh, it's a slow package, You're going to enjoy this.
Speaker 3:It broke, you got broken by the bidet.
Speaker 4:I'm broken in by the bidet.
Speaker 1:Hey man. Fuck y'all man. Fuck y'all man, I'm a bidet.
Speaker 2:We the bidet boys.
Speaker 1:Who's the bidet boys? The tyrannical bidet boys, that's great.
Speaker 3:So, trent, I guess this one only falls on us. Can you let another man use your bidet?
Speaker 1:Hell no dog. I don't want your booty particles. I don't even like motherfuckers coming to my house blowing up my toilets. Dog, it makes it necessary. Dog, I don't even like motherfuckers coming to my house blowing up my toilets dog it's necessary dog. I understand it happens sometimes, but it's like damn, you specifically coming to my house and taking shit dog. That's kind of disrespectful, no, no.
Speaker 3:It's disrespectful.
Speaker 2:Maybe, you got comfy toilet seats.
Speaker 3:You ain't trying to take one before you have to have one you got to sit down.
Speaker 1:I got to set the mood when I take a shit dog, personally dog, I got to sit down bro, do my thing bro.
Speaker 4:I got to set the mood. Yeah, set the mood, dog.
Speaker 1:I take a shit before I go to work. Hell, no, dog, I'm not shitting at work.
Speaker 4:Dog no you got to shit before work, like hell. No, dog, I'm not shitting at work, dog. No, you gotta shit before work. No, you gotta shit before work.
Speaker 1:Wake up an hour, two hours before work Like shit boy. I gotta get it all out bro.
Speaker 3:Fuck that, I am not risking my life. If they had bidets in the honey wagon then I would get an hour of sleep every night. Oh shit.
Speaker 1:So the motherfucking, the work bathrooms where I was working at this week was the craziest shit ever Because they had, like the stalls right here, you know, the pissing stalls right here. But then they had the bathroom right here and then the sinks right here. But where you piss at, where you take like where you take a shit at, in that stall had a crack to where you see the motherfuckers pissing.
Speaker 3:So you just looked at the old dick.
Speaker 1:I wasn't sitting in the stall, I was taking a piss and I looked and I saw the crack. I said oh wait a minute, dog, like what the fuck y'all got going on. I said that shit loud as a motherfucker.
Speaker 2:I said what y'all got going?
Speaker 3:on Nothing, nothing, he was like what you mean. Nothing, nothing, he was like what you mean.
Speaker 1:I said why the fuck you crack right by my dick.
Speaker 2:That's a little video why the fuck you crack by my dick.
Speaker 1:That's a whole video of your penis on it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so much of that they just don't know. It's you yet.
Speaker 4:Trench just looks over.
Speaker 1:She's an eye right in the sweat. They don't know it's him yet. I don't know if they figure it out that, like God, he. They don't know it's him yet. I don't know if they figured it out. That's hilarious, all right. And then, oh, the last thing is nightclubs banned. Staring without verbal consent, what, what do you mean?
Speaker 4:Wait, what? That's verbal consent? That's verbal consent I don't get what you mean Like yo. Yo you mind if I let you stare at me? Yo you mind if?
Speaker 1:I stare at you for the next two hours, while you just chill here.
Speaker 4:While you just do things.
Speaker 1:Yeah, nah, that ain't going to work. Yeah, no, no, how come? Because it's a little stalkerish, like that's even creepier. It's been a few hours, nah man walking in here gives consent that you could be stared at.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, yeah, I can see that one.
Speaker 1:Or just don't be staring at a bitch.
Speaker 3:What you gonna ask somebody.
Speaker 1:Hey, you mind if I just stare at you for a second why you order your food.
Speaker 3:Your ass is fat I just really wanted to know.
Speaker 1:But it's pretending, the person is crazy yo no, I get what he's saying. I'm just wondering how you get no sense. By the way, girl, can you please just let me stare at it.
Speaker 3:How are you getting consent? Is my question. Yeah, you're asking for it.
Speaker 1:You're asking for consent.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I asked for it.
Speaker 1:And what's the stupid? I'm about to walk around with my dick print and just be like ah, I ain't get consent for that yeah you, but you can't just walk around staring at everybody, I ain't get consent for that no consent, no consent no consent, I get exactly what you're saying you don't get consent for this.
Speaker 2:You stupid bro.
Speaker 1:You stupid bro. I'm suing all y'all in the morning.
Speaker 3:I do not consent.
Speaker 4:That's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1:Damn. That's how we go In the episode joking about consent. We ain't never getting that Disney sponsorship. What about Fox, man Fox, maybe no Fox.
Speaker 3:Fox.
Speaker 1:Disney owns Fox. Now, damn, they don't consent. They don't know anybody. Nigga, I don't know, man, what shit I'll take Zeus, yeah, who's?
Speaker 4:Zeus, to me, what Tubi Tubi nigga.
Speaker 1:Yeah, as always, this has been the Hot Class Dirtbags podcast. Man, it's your boy, olanski. All my names in one right now.
Speaker 3:Just make a button. It's Olanski.
Speaker 1:Who we having today. It's your dog Flames P. Once again Flames P36 on Instagram. You funky dog head bitch you what's going on?
Speaker 3:y'all Pretty you from the avenue. What's up y'all? Pretty you from the Avenue or Malik Jew Lucky on Instagram.
Speaker 2:Thank you, ben for being our fact checker engineer Shout out to DuckDuckGo for sponsoring and helping me out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, shout out to DuckDuckGo. I don't know who the fuck that is, but shout out to them, boys, man.
Speaker 3:Shout out to.
Speaker 1:DuckDuckGo.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Duck, duck.
Speaker 2:Go yeah, man Shout out to Duck.
Speaker 1:Duck Go, oh. Shout out to my dog D Baines man, his movie Cuffin Season. I helped him shoot it. It's on Tubi right now. Go check it out, man. It's called Cuffin Season man, it's pretty dope man, pretty fire. And shout out to Duck, duck Goose, because that shit dumb on the head right. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4:Okay, I thought it was just me. You punched the shit out of Goose in the head and shout out to Meghan.
Speaker 1:Markle, the only black member of the royal family too. But then, for real, the apartment will stay out right now.
Speaker 4:Go check that out.
Speaker 1:Go get that shit, go check that shit out All in your face.
Speaker 3:So if the Queen of England owns, all the goose down jackets too?
Speaker 4:I would think so. It's a byproduct of the geese. This is what the goose jacket is.
Speaker 3:I want the goose and the goose. I want the goose and the goose. You're paying no way to get in the feathers.
Speaker 1:The goose goose decree.
Speaker 3:Are those English feathers? Yeah, you're paying no way to get in the feathers, bro.
Speaker 1:Do you want the goose or the geese? I want the geese and the goose and your tuna and your tuna and your tuna. Your tuna too. The geese, the goose and the gander. Alright man.
Speaker 3:Once more Peace.
Speaker 2:Peace.